Foward: Ron and Kim are back from their unsual mission as Kim sings the details of what happen.
Disclaimer: Same as in chapter 1. KImmunity writers appear as themselves..how unfortunate. The song in this chapter is done to the tune " Winter Wonderland" by Felix Bernard and Richard B. Smith.
( Waldorf): "Say! Is there life in outer space?"
( Statler): " There's certainly none in this story. Hahaha."
Who let you two in here?
( Both) : " They did!"
( KT & Anabri ) : " Hi Captain!"
GRRRR! I should have known you two had something to do with this.
( KT): " We're off to our annual kidnapping of Santa Claus at the North Pole."
( Anabri): " And we're leaving you with these two old guys this year. See you later Cappella!"
I'm telling your folks. Those two...every year it's mayhem. By the way readers, Statler and Waldorf are from the Muppet Show and are also own by Disney. And I'm not making a buck off these two ether.
( Waldorf): " Your also not making us laugh. Hahaha! "
Grrrrrrrrrrr!
Blowing Up Drakken's Newest Lair
Captain IT was sharing stories with JA and James Possible on the problems with raising teen-age daughters when in walk an unusual twosome that looked like test subjects of one of Jim and Tim's project.
" Where in the world have you two been? And would you mind shaking that rubble off outside? Your getting it all over my carpit."
" Oh sorry about that Captain IT. Me and KP here were out on a mission. You know how it is: Sneaking into Drakken's lair, trying to find PDVI, Shego and KP get into a fight, I find the self -destruct button, place goes up. You know , the unsual."
"Well I'm sure there is more to it then that."
" Say Captain!"said James. " Why don't we let Kimmie-cub here sing it to you?"
" Daaaaddy!" said a blushing Kim.
" Sound good Mr.P. As long as she don't hit any of those high note again."
" RON!" said Kim with a clench fist.
" Opp! hehe, sorry about that KP. Captain...hit it."
" Here we go again guys."
Explosions here, are you listening?
The roof in the den, it is crumbling
The lair is cave in
Ron did it again
Blowing up Drakken's newest lair
Gone away, are the henchmen
Here to stay, is a "For Sale" sign
The property's cheap
If you can build on this heap
Blowing up Drakken's newest lair
In the rubble we find the PDVI
And the Nano Tick technology
Where in the world is he getting all his money
To buy up all the lairs that we can see
Later on, we'll conspire
As we laugh, at the fire
The gas line erupt
The place has gone up
Blowing up Drakken's newest lair
The real estate he buys is so worthless
No one cleans the ducs out in that place
Why is there alway a self- destruct button
What in the world does he needs with all this space
When it rains, the basement flooding
There's graffiti, on the ceiling
This place don't hold a prayer
Better move to a time-share lair
Blowing up Drakken's newest lair
Everybody gave Kim a nice round of applause when all of a sudden the other two recipient of that accident arrive.
" Gaa princess! Did you and the buffoon have to hit EVERY self-destruct button in thr lair? Not only did you blow up my closet but you also blew up my nightstand with all my make-up on it."
" Ohh believe me Shego. No amount of make-up is going to cover up them crows-feets on your eyes."
" THAT DID IT! YOUR BUBBLE BUTT IS MINE NOW."
" Bring it golden girl."
A/N: Oh no! Are those two going to be at it again? Well ladies and dudes, you just never know what is going to happen next. So stay " cartooned" for the next chapter of " Carolling With The Captain 3: The Final Fracturing" on most of these fanfiction stations. Come up next, it is " Flame The Captain". The show where you the readers send in those review or a fruitcake so we can beat him over the head with it for writing this junk. This is Ron Stoppable for Captain IT saying we thank-you for your support... Happy Hanukkah everybody!
