Chapter 2
Lords And Ladies
Part 1
PLAYER 1: "THE TOWER"
Full Name: Hunter Michael Dirk Samuel "Sammy" Aten Von Umbranox
Age: 19 yrs. old
Description By Friends: Tall, dark, sexy, talented, smart, overachieving, handsome and rich. TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. Scion of the Von Umbrannox business empire. Currently infatuated with his idol Alex (No way in hell will he admit it though). Ongoing rivalry with Marcus. Prime catch for gold diggers and social climbers as well as perverts and never-do-wells. Obsessed with physical fitness and looks. Narcissistic at most times. Bratty and quite insensitive at most times. Affection-hungry to people he really loves. The more he loves you, the more chances he's gonna piss you off. Easily bothered and disturbed if the people he cares about refuse to interact with him. Unless it's an occasion, he rarely hands out gifts but when he does, boy-oh-boy, you're one lucky dog. We're talking expensive supreme here!
Gamer Gameplay (Other Games): Hit hard and hit fast. Always in the front. Loves to lead the charge. Tends to dive headfirst into trouble. Wants fast and speedy teammates who can respond just as fast and speedy. Has a big brother complex. Will bond with at least one player over the duration of the game and watch their backs. Then fill the entire game with moe-moe bromance nothing short of traumatizing. Makes you question your sexual orientation thereafter (Just a joke but…).
LoL Gamer Gameplay: Alpha male complex. Likes to broadcast on everyone in the game he's the toughest (He has the decency to hide it). Likes the fact that his team wins when he's around and fail when he's not (He has the decency to hide it). Willing to sacrifice itemization to boost a poor teammate's play. In other words, you can leech off him provided you'll show him you were worth it. Then both of you can ride off into the sunset. Insufferably loud and outgoing. Willingly works with noobs provided they show willingness to learn and cooperate. ROLE AND PREFERENCE: The Tank. Seizing the day and the game for his team. Not mention he gets to charge in there like a boss. Prefers Champions with a mix of defenses and crowd control abilities such as Cho'Gath, Malphite, Alistar, Leona and Shen. Never face him when he's playing as Darius, you'll regret it.
PLAYER 2: "DEATH"
Full Name: Marcus Maxwell Ian Avignon-Hills
Age: 19 yrs. old
Description By Friends: Brooding, secretive and mysterious. Attracts guys and gals who love vampires, werewolves, assassins, ninjas, demons, necromancer and all that dark and murky shit. Poster boy for the handsome-and-haunted-guys genre. Stalker-type guy with a very strong I'll-protect-you-from-afar/The-invisible-guardian-angel/Protector-in-the-shadows complex. Unless you're a friend, he won't bother talking to you or acknowledge your existence. Scion of both Avignon and Hills business empires. Currently infatuated with his idol Alex (No way in hell will he admit it though). Ongoing rivalry with Sammy. Loves nothing less than his well-practiced talent for anonymity. If he counts you as one of his real friends, expect a gift or two unfailingly every month.
Gamer Gameplay (Other Games): Has this badass General attitude. Prefers to waste opponents from afar. Excels in sniper and bombardment roles. The more tactical and challenging, the better. Will never say no to managing team resources or commanding manpower. Testy and difficult to work with in stressful situations. Moves toward the greater good of the team. If he gives the word, better follow it or you'll never hear the end of it.
LoL Gamer Gameplay: Strike-from-a-distance-then-close-in-for-the-kill strategy. Creates lots of difficulties for teammates who need his damage outright, not in sustained batches. Amazing compatibility with a team focused on sustained damage. Amazing team leader. Shows patience to everyone unless it's a troll or a showoff. Really knows the shit he's imparting to his teammates so expect his side to win even if he's teamed up with four noobs who cooperate. That was not a joke. ROLE AND PREFERENCE: The Marksman. Prefers Champions who rely on both their auto-attacks and abilities to be effective like Ezreal, Urgot, Corki, Graves and Miss Fortune. His Ace In The Hole Marksman? ADR Thresh. It's not funny for the enemy team.
PLAYER 3: "TEMPERANCE"
Full Name: Kit Vincent Sutherland Sheridan
Age: 16 yrs. old
Description By Friends: Youngest but also the trickiest and the slyest of the bunch. Don't let his angelic blond looks fool you, his bark is just as bad as his bite, if not worse. Perfected the art of puppy eyes. Grandson #1. The-Best-Grandson-There-Ever-Was. Patron saint of grandmothers, spinsters, widows and lonely wives (May or may not imply dirty things. YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME). Prefers to go with the winning team (That's why he picks Alex's side 99% of the times). Dangerous when angry. Even more so because he has black belts from multiple martial arts. The kind of person who stays true to his real friends. Likes to give loved ones with homemade art crafts and gifts and that's not because he's stingy. Homemade just means you're extra special to him. If you received pies/cakes/cupcakes/cookies/sweets from him, you're lucky because they're damn delicious.
Gamer Gameplay (Other Games): Angelic on the outside, demonic on the inside. Likes to lure people into a web of camaraderie and trustworthiness then devour them in the most parasitic way possible. Plays the damsel-in-distress routine to enemies then lure them to their demise. Loves it when people underestimate his character. All the more to make them suffer later. Will work with anyone provided they qualify.
LoL Gamer Gameplay: Loves to push enemies into the brink of overconfidence then crush them with humiliating defeat. Prefers to work with people he personally knows and has played with before. Silent-type gamer under most circumstances. Will prefer to do his part for the team rather than bark about it in chat. Has an issue with noobs and show-offs and bratty people and drama queen players. ROLE AND PREFERENCE: The Support. What better bait there is? No, seriously. Prefers Champions focused more on survivability and dishing damage like Braum, Blitzcrank, Galio and Dr. Mundo. When push comes to shove, never face him as Gnar or Sejuani or Nautilus. The perfect expression of baiting you up then beating you down.
PLAYER 4: "THE FOOL"
Full Name: Coralline Anne "Carol" Felicia Smith
Age: 17 yrs. old
Description By Friends: A living storm. A living wall of sound. Madness incarnate. Sheogorath's spawn. Hyperactive girl from hell. The demon clown from beyond the grave. Loves fun, excitement and all forms of adventure. If rumors are to be believed, she's quite the male magnet and "bed bunny" (If you know what I mean). And the strings of despondent ex-boyfriends seem to bolster this claim. Can't stand still for a minute. A toddler has a longer attention span than her. Annoying but endearing. Hates backstabbers and traitors to the point where she brainwashed herself not to be one of them (Parental issues). Since she ever laid her eyes on Supernatural (Wincest fan extraordinaire), she's been dragging her best friends (Alex in particular) into all sorts of paranormal weirdness. If she counts on you as a real friend, she'll drag you into one of these trips as well. She's also the kind of person who'd wait 'til the last minute to buy you a gift. Most of the times, it's just that something that caught her eyes and was within reach.
Gamer Gameplay (Other Games): Loud and boisterous. Dominates the chatbox with emotes and tweets. Makes you wonder how the hell she chats and plays at the same time. Focuses more on being an annoyance to the enemy team. By the time she appears, enemies will see red and most likely go for her. Which is good for her team because that means the enemy's on her and not on them so they can beat them up good. Will work with anyone who doesn't trashtalk. But if you do, expect her to fight your fire with her hell.
LoL Gamer Gameplay: Annoying the enemy is her specialty. That talent is not only applicable to MOBAs. Which usually ends up riling trashtalkers into action. Which usually results in Carol either stepping up her annoyance or bashing them in their places. Which usually ends up with the enemy team engaging with at least one member missing. Which usually is the idiot who thought investing in trashtalking was beneficial. ROLE AND PREFERENCE: The Mage. Uses Yordle Champions only. No exceptions. Prefers Champions that can annoy the hell out of enemies throughout the game such as Ziggs, Kennen, Heimerdinger and Rumble. Her Teemo and Lulu usually starts the beginning of the Chat Wars I, II, III and so on and so forth.
PLAYER 5: "THE HIGH PRIESTESS"
Full Name: Maria Francesca Antoinette Syldivilia-Di Angelo
Age: 18 yrs. old
Description By Friends: A saint who came several eras too late. Mary Sue-ish character. Every parent's dream daughter. Animal lover. Environmentalist. Ladylike. Prim and proper. A good girl who'll stand by her real friends come hell or high water. Despite being branded a born nun all her life (That includes her own relatives and family), she has sharp fangs of her own. Try pissing her off and you'll see, when the mask slips, just the tiniest view of a terrible monster behind it. Quite the little, dear manipulator too. Always pulling strings behind everyone's back. For gifts, she would always present books to her best friends. Books that the person it was given to would always find intriguing and prod their sense of wonder. Secretly obsessed with her friends', especially Alex's, lives (It's her soap opera).
Gamer Gameplay (Other Games): Silent but deadly. If it were up to her, she'd rather have someone do it than get her hands dirty. Believes actions are louder than words. Which means a person better be worth a cent of their bragging. Stays out of trouble most of the time. But fights like it's the end of the world. May end up bossing others at stressful situations. Will work with anyone provided they have an unfair advantage.
LoL Gamer Gameplay: New arrival to LoL. First time getting used to DoTA-esque because the first MOBA she ever played is Heroes of The Storm. Constantly whines why there are no mass-minion-summoning Champions in LoL. Like the Specialists in HoTS. Currently stuck with using Malzahar, Heimerdinger, Yorick and Azir 90% of the time. ROLE AND PREFERENCE: The Jungler or The Mage. In light of her being new, she's mostly delegated into the jungle. She'll be safe there 85% (May or may not be accurate) of the time. As was mentioned before, she uses Malzahar, Heimerdinger, Yorick and Azir (Jungler or Mage) mostly. But lately she's getting pretty good with Elise and Maokai.
PLAYER 6: "THE HERMIT"
Full Name: Glenda Summers McKinnon Campbell
Age: 18 yrs. old
Description By Friends: If you have watched or read Teen Titans, she's the exact copy of Raven. From the emo-gothic look to the detached and collected demeanor. Just minus the OP powers. A nocturnal creature. Most of the time, she'll like to sleep during the day and go in activity at night. Takes her "Look before you leap, think before you act" motto seriously. WAY SERIOUSLY. The one girl you'll want to be with during a calamity, catastrophe or tragedy. She'll infect your with her aura of calmness. She's also creepy. An occult/paranormal/supernatural otaku. Has mastered the art of GLARING. She's already lined her gifts for her closest friends (Which is very few according to reliable sources) for the rest of their lives. Morally-acceptable clothes for Sammy. Tickets for leadership/business/management/strategy seminars for Marcus. Japanese anime mangas, discs, figurines and collectibles for Kit. Scooby Doo comics, magazines, discs, figurines and collectibles for Alex. RPG games especially Diablo and Elder Scrolls for Carol. Any fantasy book series for Maria. Developed a little sister-big brother complex with Alex.
Gamer Gameplay (Other Games): Cautious. Calculated. Will engage only if she knows she can win. Prefers to stay in the back of the team and deal damage and/or support from a safe distance. Has tendency to be engrossed to the game she's playing. Which leads to her to forget communicating with her team. Plays the game for the fun of it. Also unanimously the person you'd want to have on your team when you're in on a pinch. She can help everyone pull it together. Without all that drama.
LoL Gamer Gameplay: Reflecting her no-unnecessary-risk attitude, she's also careful in LoL. Despite being new to LoL, she's good at it. Has some sort of Midas touch meaning she plays any MOBA without looking like a total noob. That was not a joke. Plays safe while dishing out as much damage as she could. Spammer-type player. Will not engage more than two enemies at a time unless she knows she can beat them. Not picky which role she plays as long she could play a favored Champion that way. ROLE AND PREFERENCE: The Mage. Whether pitted against one enemy or five of them, she makes sure she either kills at least one or deals enough damage to bring them down with her. Prefers Champions who can enter for the kill fast and exit just as quickly such as Fizz, Ahri, Lissandra and Katarina. If all else fails, she'll bring out her surefire win Champions: Zyra and Morgana.
PLAYER 7: "WHEEL OF FORTUNE"
Full Name: Alex Solomon Cairn Killikan
Age: 17 yrs. old
Description By Friends: Queen of Queers (Sammy). Mysterious Beauty (Marcus). Grandma (Kit). Eldar Farseer (Maria). Jyggalag (Carol). Smarts (Glenda). TRAPS, TRAPS EVERYWHERE and the ultimate TRAP (The rest of the world). The most sensible person in the gang. The voice of reason that's mostly ignored. Despite being the brunt of every joke, he commands TONS of affection. If Maria's called the nun, he's the mother superior (Or the Popess if people are really pissed off). His grandfather called him the perfect expression of feminine beauty (Imagine that). Years later, his prophecy came true (To everyone's horror). He loves to gift useful and essential utility items to his friends. So expect a deluge of Swiss knives, pepper sprays, taser guns, first aid kits, emergency lights, survival kits, survival guides and even portable miniaturized sections of your home (How he does that no one knows).
Gamer Gameplay (Other Games): Small but terrible. Prefers to leave the brunt of the work to his teammates if he thinks they can do a better job than him. He mainly rotates around teammates, supporting them beyond the call of duty. He's like the moon orbiting the earth in that way. Loves to be martyred for the sake of being sainted. The type of person who does unselfish things in-game for the sake of hoarding praises from teammates. Likes to think of himself as some kind of guardian angel to his team. While his team is probably rolling their eyes all the time.
LoL Gamer Gameplay: A martyr. A saint. Makes a Joan of Arc out of every Champion he ever plays. Sticks to anyone nearest to him like fish to water. Being new to LoL doesn't hold him back from doing serious buttkicking. Complains a lot about Support problems though (It's like being a witch in the Middle Ages, he says). ROLE AND PREFERENCE: The Support. The Yang to the Yin. The Spring to the Winter. The wind beneath their wings. Prefers Champions with the capability of becoming healing and life-saving machines such as Sona, Soraka, Nami, Janna, Kayle and Taric.
