Author: Prusse (Prussia)

Translator: Zeao

Disclaimer: See first chapter


Crazy Drabbles: America and Russia


Humor

America came to see Russia on this beautiful sunny day, aiming to crash with as many Nations as possible to tour the world, something he had dreamed of for a few months now.

Exhausted, he collapsed on Russia's chair, who did not see it coming and who refrained from butchering the American. A purple aura began to surround him little by little, and his childish smile became more and more like a demented grin.

"Hey Russia, do you have any water? I'm dyiiiiiing of thirst!"

Ivan tilted his head to the side, went into the kitchen, and returned a few minutes later with a big glass filled with thirst-quenching liquid.

Alfred threw himself at the glass.

"Ah, thank you so much man!"

He took a big gulp.

And regretted it almost immediately, spitting it from his mouth, and coughing to get it out of his throat. Russia watched and settled himself comfortably on the couch, smiling normally for once.

"Whoops, I think that I confused the water with Vodka..."


I almost put "Ivan tilted his head to the side, wanting to let go just to be mean, 'dying would be detrimental'" but hey, I have decided... We can say that he thought hard about it, but it was as if he was like, nah!

So here is the funny drabble.

Laaaaaater!

Translator's note: [Original version here: s/6937938/1/Drabbles-en-folie-America-and-Russia] Prusse speaks English wonderfully and is extremely friendly, so please leave your comments on the original version, thank you ^^