"Hurry, GIR! The humans mustn't suspect a thing!" Zim quickly pulled his robot into one of the school supply closets. He had finally come up with a 'foolproof plan' to annihilate the human race.
GIR looked around. "OOH LOOK, A BLOCK OF CHEESE! I LIKE CHEESE!"
Zim clamped his hands over the robots mouth. He wasn't sure why there was a block of cheese in the supply closet but he didn't care. The only reason GIR was here was so that he could provide a distraction while Zim poisoned the food in the cafeteria. He wasn't entirely sure what the poison would do to the humans but there was only one way to find out. "GIR." Zim whispered. "It's imperative you stay quiet! I need you to listen very, VERY carefully."
GIR gave a small salute.
"When the bell rings for lunch I need you to go into the cafeteria and distract the humans while I dump this in their food." Zim held up a test tube filled with a greenish liquid. "Now stay put and wait for the bell!"
"Yes, my Lord!"
Zim opened the door and slowly shut it, leaving GIR to wait inside. He couldn't risk the robot being seen. Zim slowly turned around and nearly jumped when he noticed that Dib had been standing behind him.
"So, you're gonna resort to food poisoning? I have to admit, I'm a little disappointed." Dib crossed his arms.
Zim glanced around. "Wha-what on Irk are you talking about? I would NEVER poison my fellow...er...ffffriendzz." Zim looked as though he had a really difficult time getting that horrible word out of his mouth.
Dib obviously wasn't buying it. "I heard you, Zim. You're going to use that crazy robot to distract everybody!"
"I think you should go see the nurse, Dib-stink. You've gone crazy! How did you hear me anyways? I was whispering."
"Have you heard yourself whisper? It shares the same decibels as the cries of a whale."
"...YOU'RE LYING!" Zim screeched as he ran through the hallway, gaining a few looks of concern from students nearby.
"I'll stop you, Zim!" Dib shouted after the fleeing alien. "No matter what! I! Will! Stop you!"
"You're crazy."
Dib ignored the comment from his sister and continued on to his next class.
Her fingers drummed in a rhythmic pattern over the controls. Tak was being to grow very bored with how long it was taking to fly to Earth. Breaking out of prison, she had hijacked one of the police cruisers and had immediately set a course for Earth. Zim was going to pay and Tak would do everything in her power to make sure that he did.
A small beep drew Tak out of her thoughts of hurting Zim.
"Proximity warning, planet ahead." The computer-like voice informed her.
"Finally." Tak hissed.
"GIR, where were you?!" Zim screeched as he walked out of the skool with GIR close behind him.
GIR skipped meekly down the stairs and looked up at his master with bright, happy eyes. "I made a new friend!" He informed.
Zim shrugged. "Oh well." He continued on to his base. "I can try again to-"
"YOU WANNA MEET HIM!?"
Zim sighed and put his hands on his hips. "No, GIR. Not now."
"HERE HE IS! ISN'T HE CUUUUTE!" GIR held up a dead rat and waved it around in Zim's face.
Zim scrunched his face up in disgust and back away slowly. "GIR! Get that FILTHY thing away from me!" When GIR did not comply, Zim grabbed the horrible creature and threw it as hard as he could. The rat sailed across the street and hit an unsuspecting Dib.
Dib shrieked as something cold and furry slapped his head. He glanced on the ground to find a dead, decaying rat. "AHHH! Oh man!" Dib started rubbing the rat germs off of his head. "Who did that?!" He looked around but everyone near him gave small shrugs. Dib heard familiar laughter behind him. "Zim." He gritted his teeth and turned to find the irken holding his sides and laughing hysterically.
"Oh you think that's funny, do you?" Dib reached down to pick up the rat and flung it back across the street so that it smacked the irken in his face.
The laughter ceased. "AHH!" Zim flailed around. "How DARE you, human-beast?! How dare you hit the mighty face of ZIM with this ffffilthy animal?!"
It was Dib's turn to laugh. "Hahaha! Better think twice before throwing something de-" Dib was cut off at the rat came flying back towards him and landed on his face with a splat.
"HAHAHAHA!" Zim was doubled over. Classmates had now gathered to watch the rat fight between the skool's two biggest freaks.
Gaz had finally had enough. She grabbed her brother by his stupid trench coat and hauled him down the street towards their house.
"Aw come on Gaz! It was my turn!" Dib whined.
"Shut up."
