About two years later...
"Well today we are doing some sensitivity training." Yami, the jackass of the office, said.
"Why?" Anzu asked, eagerly. She liked the idea. Finally something that brought them closer again!
Yugi, Yami's personal assistant, answered, "The complaint box is getting filled again." Last time they did Trust Exercises and Bakura was sent to the hospital after being shot with a few tranquilliser darts meant to take down a massive whale. In his defense, Anzu did not have to give him pink highlights. Especially the shade she did.
"There is a certain number of things you cannot be mocked for and those things are completely out of your power to fix. Like Bakura being gay and trying to catch a straight guy. You can't mock him about the gay part but preying on a straight guy is up for grabs."
He just shrugged, "In my defense, he is not straight, just remarkably stupid."
"I didn't know you had a love interest?" Malik gasped.
Bakura smirked. He had just proven his point.
"So who here has been the butt of a joke that has gone too far?"
Mai raised her hand, "Yami, you make fun of us every single day."
"Not true! So everyone we are going to make a Do Not Mock List." Yami said, "This means you can never be insulted on whatever you put on this list."
"Never ever?" Akefia asked.
"Never ever, ever never." He nodded, "Like under my name I would put, 'The Christmas party'."
"You mean when you got drunk and yelled you were Frank the Tank in the nude?" Ryou asked.
Joey chuckled, "We called you Dingle no Dangle for a week, didn't we?"
The man frowned, "Yes, it's on the list now. No one can discuss it or mock me."
"I want you to put my height under my name." Yugi said, looking up at Yami.
Yami wrote that on the white board too.
"I don't want anyone to mock my nose." Akefia muttered.
"Your...nose?"
"It's small in portion with my face." Everything about him was perfect but his nose.
Everyone stared at him realizing it was indeed small for his face.
Anzu looked at him, amazed, "How do you wear glasses?"
"Hey! It's on the list! I just have a very prominent Egyptian nose."
"What's an Egyptian nose? Is it a curse or something!" She bounced up and down.
"Okay, Malik want that too?"
"No, I like my nose. Let's people know they're beneath me." He stuck his nose in the air, "Plus my nose is normal. I have no idea what the hell he's talking about."
"Why else would my nose not fit my face?"
Mai rolled her eyes, "I don't know maybe genes from your family not entire nationality."
"I don't want people making fun of my sexuality or laugh." Bakura crossed his arms.
Yami frowned, "But you have the most ugly laugh-"
"Shut it, Hitachi!" Knowing he hated his real last name.
"It's like a cackle." Ryou mumbled.
"What was that, Creampuff!"
"Nothing."
Yami grumbled, "Fine. Why sexuality?"
"Because I continuously explain to you guys every other day I am not British just Gay!"
"You're not British?" Anzu dumbly asked.
"You're already on my black list Gardner. Both names."
She beamed, "Oh, I remember now! I want people to only call me Anzu Mazaki."
"We are stating things we do not want mocked not petty requests." Yami frowned.
"I don't want anyone to make fun of my petite figure." Mai stated.
Malik rolled his eyes, groaning. Joey snickered.
"I'm serious. I'm afraid to be thrown around like a football."
"Well, Mai, some of us might think you're fat so don't worry." Malik smiled at her.
Ryou fumbled with his cup of water, "Can...Can I put something on the board? I feel it will get out sooner or later so..."
"Don't put your name to it and we'll turn our heads." He handed Ryou the marker, "Everyone look away!"
Everyone just pretended like they weren't looking. Ryou quickly wrote it then scurried to his seat. Everyone looked at the board to see 'Sex with Terrorist'.
Yami's eyebrow were as high as they could go, "Um,"
"Was there consent or...?" Akefia asked.
"I didn't know. He didn't seem like a terrorist until he held me at gunpoint when the FBI raided his house."
Everyone stayed silent.
...
"Anyone else?"
"I am not a furry." Joey muttered.
"Joey, I'm sure you can help that. Plus it's our only reason for coming into work. Anyone else?" Yami asked.
Bakura nudged Malik, "Don't you have something?"
"Uh." He couldn't think of anything, "Well I'd like everyone to stop insulting my intelligence all the time."
"Okay." Yami wrote that down.
"And my exes."
Everyone gave a hearty laugh.
"Not even Carolyn?" Yami chuckled.
"No, I don't want to remember them." He pouted, embarrassed.
"But she personally drove up here to curse you out and set your car on fire."
"What about Desidera?" Akefia reminded everyone.
Malik slumped in his chair.
"She cut off his hair in his sleep!"
"Shut up! I had to wear my hair in a bob for the longest time!"
Yami laughed, "You can help dating insane chicks. Something else?"
"If I put it on the list, can I be charged with it?"
"OKAY!" Yugi yelled, "Everyone get back to work!"
Everyone got up and grumbled.
"Bakura, why didn't you tell me you were interested in someone? Tell me all about them!" Malik hugged his arm, enthusiastically.
Bakura shakily smiled, "Sure." He said through his teeth. Fucking obvious motherfucker-
Ryou and Anzu chased Akefia to put glasses on him to see if they'd stay.
"Mai, I like your petite figure."
"Can it, Bronx boy." She pushed pass him.
Yugi erased the boards, jumping to reach the top, "Yami?"
"Hm?" He collected his sheets.
"How is being tall?"
Yami looked at him, "It's beneficial. You also get a nice pair of legs."
"Oh."
"But I like your height on you." Yami ruffled his hair.
Yugi smiled, "Thanks Yami!"
