Luigi was standing outside and he heard a large clatter

He busted through the door to see what the fuck was the matter

The tall brother saw Peach's bare ass, it was quite a flash

He screamed aloud, 'YOU'RE SNOGGING HER? DID SHE CHARGE CASH?'

Lu observed her double D boobs were white as the snow

And were so bright, you could swear they did glow!

To the younger brother's surprise, he realized he was a queer

For not snogging that bitch first...Mario, your death is near...