Chapter 2- Enter Red Lotus
Naruto walked to the clothing store with no worry in the world. After all if anyone tried to stop him he would kill them and just move on without a worry in the world. He looked at a suit store whose owner never really treated him badly and walked in. The owner at the counter looked at him and smiled. "Hello Naruto, what can I do for you today?" The owner asked while Naruto smiled and said, "I wish to have a suit." "Well we have them here, but what do you want it for? You going on a date or something?" The owner asked while Naruto chuckled and responded, "No, I do not have a date unfortunately. It is simply for my profession." The owner raised an eyebrow and said, "But I thought you wanted to be a ninja, what happened?" Naruto then said, "I am being a ninja, just a different sort." The owner just sighed and asked, "You looking for anything specific?" Naruto nodded and said, "Yes, I wish to have a white suit, white shoes, white hat, white overcoat, and a red tie." The owner nodded and disappeared behind the counter for a bit before coming out with everything Naruto asked for. Naruto then took the clothes and went to the changing room to try them on. After a few minutes Naruto was fully dressed and straightening out his outfit. (Think Kimblee's usual outfit/suit) "A perfect fit." Naruto mused and looked in the mirror for a few more minutes before chuckling, "I really do look like Kimblee." Naruto then got out of the changing room and paid the owner at the counter before thanking him and leaving.
Kushina looked miserably at Naruto's former apartment. After Naruto left Hiruzen chewed her out for being stupid. He let her once again become a ninja of Konoha once again and her children also became genin of Konoha and were to be assigned to a squad le by her. When she asked for Naruto to be put on her squad Hiruzen simply slapped her and asked, "What makes you think that after all these years of you training Natsumi and Arashi to kill Naruto that I would let you anywhere near him?" Kushina's thoughts were interrupted by a tug on her shoulder. Kushina looked down at Natsumi who asked, "Kaa-san, how are we going to get Nii-san back to our family?" Kushina sighed and said, "Natsumi-chan, we need to give Naruto-kun time so he can calm down. When team placements come we will talk to him." Arashi then spoke up and asked, "Then we can be family again?" Kushina smiled and said, "That is right Arashi-kun."
Naruto was humming a tune while walking to his favorite ramen stand. After he left the suit store he drew several seals on his suit in invisible ink. There were seals on his sleeves that were to release kunai and shurriken and there were seals in his vest pockets that were to release water, food, pills, and such. He also placed several seals on his outfit that were to keep the suit clean, keep him cool or keep him warm when the situation requires it, keep the suit from burning or getting wet, and also a seal to keep his hat on unless he takes it off. Naruto was very well versed in seals since he had to study them to make sure he was doing the transmutation seals right before he got his current and permanent ones. Naruto then lifted the covers of the ramen shop and spotted a young girl working there. "Hello Ayame-chan." Naruto greeted to make his presence known. Ayame quickly turned around and said, "Hello Naruto-kun! My, you look handsome." Naruto smiled and said, "Thank you, I just wanted to try something else other than my usual attire." Ayame's eyes widened and thought, "He sounds a lot more calm now. I wonder what happened?" Ayame then banished these thought from his head and asked, "How many bowls of ramen do you want today Naruto-kun?" "Just one miso ramen Ayame-chan." Naruto answered while Ayame stammered in disbelief, "A-are you sure Naruto-kun?" Naruto nodded and Ayame went to work still in disbelief.
Meanwhile in Hell:
The devil was at work punishing damned souls and whatnot when suddenly hell surprisingly went cold and about five feet of snow fell on hell. The devil looked around in disbelief and shouted, "Holy shit! Naruto is actually eating only one bowl of ramen!"
Back Up Top:
Three people were currently plotting to kill our favorite and recently psychotic blonde. One had brown hair and purple Inuzuka marks on her cheeks; her name was Inuzuka Rin. There was one with purple hair with an Anbu cat mask over her face; this was Uzuki Yugao. Another also had purple hair but was wearing a brown trench coat and a fishnet shirt; she was Mitriash Anko. "Is the poison inside the demon's food?" Rin asked looking at her two partners. "Yeah, the demon lover does not even know that I put it in." Anko said holding up an empty vial. Yugao nodded and said, "Good, after the demon is dead I will accuse her of killing the demon and throw her in prison. Soon our sensei's son will be avenged." The three nodded and started to watch Naruto eat his poisoned ramen.
Naruto thanked Ayame as he stared at the steaming bowl of ramen. He was about to eat it when a strange but familiar scent came to his nose. Naruto then focused on three chakra signatures and thought, "I see, so they thought they could poison me." Naruto then put down his chopsticks an asked, "Ayame-chan I am sorry but you forgot the fishcakes, could you please get them?" Ayame then stood still for a second and thought, "That is the signal Naruto-kun gave me and Tou-san incase someone poisoned his food!" Ayame then put on a fake smile and said, "Sure Naruto-kun, I will get the fishcakes." Ayame then disappeared from view and ran towards the Hokage's tower. Naruto then transmuted the bowl to a two second time bomb and quickly threw it at the three culprits behind him.
The three watched in shock as Naruto threw his ramen bowl at them, they were in even more shock as the bowl blew up in an explosion sending boiling flavored water and sharp clay pieces everywhere. They screamed as the boiling water landed on their skin and the clay pieces dug into their bodies. Naruto appeared in front of them tipping his hat and said, "You know pretty ladies such as you should not be poisoning people's food." "What the hell did you do demon?" Rin grunted in pain as Naruto gave them a psychotic smile and said, "I transmuted my poisoned ramen into a bomb and threw it at you." "Kami damn you demon!" Anko screeched pulling out a clay piece from her stomach. Naruto frowned and asked, "Kami damn me? If I am a demon like you keep suggesting shouldn't have Kami killed me already?" Naruto then starched out his hands and looked at the heavens saying, "But yet I am still here. So tell me, where is Kami to slay your demon right now?" The women's spines shivered as Naruto said, "If Kami does nothing for it's people, then there is no Kami. Kami must then be something man created to sleep soundly at cold nights."
Hiruzen then appeared with Gekko Hayate by him glaring at Yugao. "Yugao, what the hell are you doing?" Hayate asked surprisingly not coughing. Yugao sputtered, "H-hayate-kun! W-we were just…" Hayate throwing a ring that came from his finger on the ground and then crushing it with a chakra-laced stomp silenced Yugao. "I thought you were different Yugao. You want to know why I stayed with you as long as I did? I loved a woman that finally did not hate Naruto. I thought you were different but I guess I was wrong. Our marriage is off you blind bitch." Hayate said and left a crying Yugao. Hiruzen saw enough and shouted, "Anbu! Take these three to Ibiki!" The Anbu then grabbed the three women and then shinshunined out of there.
Hiruzen then turned to Naruto and said, "You know I could have handled them Naruto-kun." Naruto smiled and asked, "What fun is there when everybody else solves your own problems?" Hiruzen sighed and tossed something at Naruto. Naruto catches it and then inspected the object and saw it was a silver pocket watch with the Konoha symbol on the top and the Kanji's for red lotus on the back. "There is your identification for being a Konoha alchemist. You are counted as an extension of the shinobi force so you will get the same perks as regular ninja. Now if you will follow me, we will take your identification photo." Hiruzen stated and motioned Naruto to follow him. Naruto nodded and started to walk towards the Hokage's tower.
Hiruzen inspected Naruto's identification photo. It was simply Naruto in his new attire smiling at the camera with his transmutation tattoos on his palms showing. "I must say Naruto-kun, this is a very impressive photo." Hiruzen said to Naruto. "I know, I would have simply painted my face with makeup to make a statement if I had not found out the truth." Hiruzen nodded silently glad Naruto did not gone with his original plan. "I have come to defeat you old man!" A voice shouted. The two looked at the origin of the voice and saw a small boy wearing an oversized scarf with a kunai. The boy then started to run at Hiruzen until he tripped on his own scarf. "Owwie! Hey you in the white suit! You tripped me didn't you?" The boy asked pointing his hand accusingly at Naruto. Naruto merely raised an eyebrow and said, "I am here tern fee away from you. How could I have tripped you?" "Hey don't talk to me like that! I am the third's grandson Sarutobi Konohamaru!" Konohamaru shouted while Hiruzen groaned, "Why me?" Naruto then started to walk to him and a man with black glasses and attire appeared shouting, "Do not dare touch the honorable grandson!" Naruto then poked the boy hard on the forehead making Konohamaru trip and fall on his butt. "Name and status mean nothing to me." Naruto said and lifted his hat waving it behind him while walking away. "Have a good day Hokage-sama." Konohamaru stared at Naruto with wonder and said, "He is so cool."
Naruto was heading towards the academy for team placements trying to ignore a poorly made disguise wearing Konohamaru following him. Naruto sighed and finally asked, "Why are you following me Konohamaru?" Konohamaru lifted his disguise and said, "You saw threw my disguise. You really are powerful." He then walked to Naruto and asked, "Please teach me boss!" Naruto raised an eyebrow and asked, "Train you? Don't you have a teacher?" Konohamaru nodded with a scowl and said, "Ebisu-sensei is okay but he goes easy on me because I am the Hokage's grandson. I want to become Hokage so everyone will see me as Konohamaru, not my grandfather!" Naruto looked at Konohamaru for a few minutes before smiling and said, "Alright, I will teach you something." Konohamaru then jumped for joy and said, "Awesome boss! So what super cool jutsu are you going to teach me?" Naruto then released a seal on his overcoat pocket and produced stapled papers in book form. Naruto then tossed the papers at Konohamaru who caught them, but with some difficulty. "What does papers have to do with jutsu boss?" Konohamaru asked while Naruto chuckled and showed him his transmutation circles. "Those papers have my notes on flame alchemy. Alchemy is an impressive technique that only I currently have. These transmutation circles allow me to produce my beautiful art, so observe." Naruto then grabbed a rock off the ground and tossed it into the air. The rock then exploded in a large blast and the remains then fell on the ground. "That is only my specialty of alchemy which allows me to transmute anything to contain sulfur so it can explode. The type of alchemy I gave you will have you manipulate oxygen in the air so you can produce flames. But alchemy requires you to study so it is a good idea to start reading." Naruto stated while Konohamaru shouted, "Not a problem boss! Just you wait, I will be making flames in no time!" Konohamaru then was nose deep in Naruto's notes while Naruto returned to his path to the academy.
It was time to introduce the real Naruto to the world!
To Be Continued…
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