Yeah, I'm back. Though it wasn't very much, I got more reviews than expected. Chapter 2 is, as said, Donkey Kong. What's his problem?

Chapter 2: Donkey Kong

I do not own any of the smash brothers.

Dr. Mario sat on a chair in his office, spinning his black chair around meaninglessly while at the same time fiddling with his new gun, which Yoshi had generously given to him over his dead body. He continued to spin around his chair, the tan colors of his office spinning rapidly in his vision while he shouted with glee. As if noise activated, the chair abruptly stopped when the sound of a knock on a door emitted, and Dr. Mario was sent flying out of his recently repaired window. He muttered angrily as he climbed back in.

He walked dizzily toward the door and opened it to reveal Donkey Kong. "Another patient," Dr. Mario commented observantly. Donkey Kong walked in and just stared, drooling.

"Stop," demanded Dr. Mario. "You're gonna flood my floor." Donkey Kong continued until suddenly he jerked his head up as if he had just noticed Dr. Mario.

"What are you doing here?" Donkey Kong roared furiously.

"I-I work here," Dr. Mario stated, confused.

"Oh," said Donkey Kong. "Why am I here?"

"You came in here."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah."

"Who are you?"

"Dr. Mario."

"Oh, ok...where is this place? What are you doing here, and who are you?" Donkey Kong snapped defensively.

"You have short term memory problems, don't you?" the genius doctor noticed.

"No way! I only have...I...have no problems...why am I at a doctor's? Or are you really a doctor? Who are you?"

"All right, I guess you do."

"Do what?"

"There are simple ways to solve this," assured Doctor Mario. "Um...but I don't know them. I'll have to think of my own ways. Uh...try repeating a process a lot of times, and eventually it'll be stuck to you...or something...I've got it! You keep juggling this banana--" He gestured to a banana that had somehow appeared in his hand--"and just keep watching it until you get what you've been doing!"

Dr. Mario handed Donkey Kong the banana, and he juggled it repetitively in the air, and then he suddenly stopped. "A banana!" the ape cried joyfully. He shoved it into his mouth and chewed happily.

"All right, we'll try it again," said Dr. Mario, irritated. This same thing happened numerous times, until Dr. Mario became completely furious. "I'VE HAD IT!" he roared.

The sudden noise startled Donkey Kong who was in the middle of juggling his twelfth banana, and he accidentally threw it up in the air. It plummeted down forcefully and impacted Donkey Kong's head. He cried and fell over, his eyes rolling at a rapid speed, but decelerating. Eventually, they came to a complete stop and he looked around the office.

"I remember...I remember!" Donkey Kong yelled. "I'm remembering everything!"

"I am a great doctor," Dr. Mario admitted, thinking he was modest.

But then, he realized that the crash had caused him to lose his long-term memory, and because he had his short-term memory, he knew how he had lost it. He wanted his childhood memories back, and he longed for revenge on Dr. Mario. He looked daggers at him, but then Dr. Mario took out his new gun and fired it at Donkey Kong until he died. He took Donkey Kong's watch that he had on his wrist and kept it, and then threw the monkey out the window.

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