Wow. I wasn't expecting reviews. It seems that my story's been well received. I'll admit I have better reviews than I expected. And, no, Tak-kun's mam isn't Hinata. I thought it was painfully obvious who it was. Oh well. You'll find out in a chapter or two. Then, I'll put her with Naruto on the character lists.

But really, if you can't figure it out by this chapter….

Disclaimer time. Why the hell do I post this? I'd murdered by Naruto fans 'cause I can't ever finish a story. And if I owned it, Asuma would have kicked Hidan's ass all over the place. I mean, come on, Naruto can completely overpower a sanin in 4 tail mode, and learn a technique that took years for Yondy-sama to create, then modify it twice, but a jounin who is probably on par with Kakashi, who almost killed another Akatsuki member with a move he shouldn't have, gets his ass whooped? Please.

And another rant's at the bottom.

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Chapter 2

It's like playing leapfrog with unicorns….

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Morino Ibiki. Former head of ANBU interrogation. A man who is second to only Kakashi when it comes to stealth. A man who has more holes in his head than a poorly written yaoi story. But enough of that. The aging Jounin had finally decided to take on a genin team.

He had handpicked them himself. He'd always wanted a Uchiha, because they were easy to teach after awakening the sharingan. As Kumi being one of the youngest users of the doujutsu, he had been first to volunteer for it.

Then there was the genjutsu user. Satoshi seemed indifferent to life as a ninja. But he was top of the class. Someone who could do that seemed to have the capability to be emotionless, and as such, was perfect for torture. With the genjutsu, he could easily fill in the role of spy and interrogator.

Then there was the Uzumaki kid. Ibiki had remembered his father and mother from their first chunin exam experience. And he never saw that coming. Honestly, when the two talked to each other as children, all they seemed to do was bicker. But, they eventually came together, due to Naruto's unexplainable ability to change people and their opinions.

Or, it could be they were both amazing drinkers.

As Ibiki neared the academy, he had wondered what he should do to for a test. He had thought of the bell test, but then that had been done more than a character in the Icha Icha series. No, Ibiki was going to be different.

As he got to the door, he saw multiple teams leave with their Jounin. He sighed. His team must be one of the last ones there.

On days like this, he wanted to kill the Rokudaime. Always transferring his bad habits to people.

He opened the door to the classroom , pausing to let the bucket of water hit the floor.

"As far as first impressions go…" Ibiki said, smiling.

"You guys suck."

Uzumaki and Uchiha fell into the floor, while Kurama let off a sigh, then regained his indifferent look.

"Follow me to the roof." Ibiki, commanded, laughing in his mind at the genins' antics.

---5 minutes later---

"Okay, I'm Morino Ibiki. I want you all to introduce yourselves. I'll start. My favorite dessert is apple pie. I don't like enemy ninja. My dream is to be… meh… A master pie chef…. And everything I told you was complete bullshit."

"What? That's dumb!" Naotaka yelled out, glaring at his sensei.

"Well, since you seem so eager to show how to do it, you can start." Ibiki said, indifferent.

"I'm Uzumaki Naotaka. I have twin little siblings, one is a boy and the other's a girl. My little brother's name is Asuma. He was named after a friend of my mom's who died. My sister's name is Kasumi. I like ramen, and I dislike my hair. It's too unruly. My dream is to create a bloodline limit and make my family's special jutsus more powerful."

'He seems to not want to achieve greatness like his father wanted at that age' Ibiki thought, "Your turn, pinky."

"I'm Uchiha Kumi. I've got 1 younger sibling, my little sister Mikoto, who is a year younger than me. I like soba andgiggling while looking at Satoshi, and I dislike it when Tak-kun does something absolutely stupid… my dream is to unlock the fourth tomoe to the sharingan." Kumi took a breath at this.

'At least she's not going to turn traitor like her father did.' "You're up, Talkative."

Satoshi looked at his sensei with a… glare? Nah.

"I ain't got to tell you nothing, asshole." The Kurama prodigy said.

Yes, everyone on that rooftop was surprised… the great Kurama Satoshi had a southern accent.

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Not that there's anything wrong with southern accents, me being born and raised in South Carolina. I also got Satoshi's last name on. His clan is from the newest filler arc. Which brings me to my rant:

Why does it seem everyone is getting pissed off about the filler episodes? I've read some of Dattebayo's announcements that they put before the episode starts, and it sounds like they're pissed about it. I mean, come on, do you people know who long it takes to write something good? Try doing that under pressure to get it done. That's what Kishimoto feels. Now when Kishimoto's art is transformed into anime, the process puts more of the chapters into the show than on to paper. The reason why there are so many fillers is that Kishimoto needs to get a lot further ahead than he is before it starts. Personally, I believe that you're going to get a filler either way, be it in Naruto 1 or 2. I'd be content watching 12 year old Naruto one last time instead of only seeing him in flashbacks, so look at it that way.

Rant over.