Not quite as funny as the first chapter, but I hope some parts make you laugh.
Also, yes, Yugi's mother is around. She makes a few brief appearances in the anime, at least the Japanese version.
Yugi took a deep breath to calm down as he stared blankly at the door to his grandfather's game shop. It's not for real, he reminded himself. It was true. It wasn't real, any 'miraculous' baby bump Tea had over the next few days would be the result of a pillow or something. So why in the world was he nervous about speaking to his grandfather?
"Grandpa, I'm home!" Yugi called, shoving the door open.
"Just a minute, Yugi!"
Yugi waited, and saw his grandfather coming in from the back, dragging a box filled with Duel Monsters cards. Being the nice grandson that he was, Yugi quickly rushed in to help him.
"So, Grandpa," Yugi said when they were done with everything that needed to be done around the store, "what would you do if...hypothetically, of course...I got a girl pregnant?"
The old man looked surprised. "You?"
Yugi pouted, looking more adorable than ever. "Why do you find that so hard to believe?"
"Well..." Solomon looked like he was going to answer, then shook his head. "Never mind. Who is this girl?"
Yugi looked down at the floor. "Tea."
"And this is a hypothetical case."
"Yeah..."
"Then I'd be happy that I'll be around long enough to see my great-grandchild." The old man laughed. "Your mother, on the other hand, might not be as accepting as I am."
"It's a school assignment, Grandpa."
"Then you'd better tell her that part first."
"You tell her first."
"You know her better."
"But I'm scared!"
"She trusts you."
Joey and Serenity were in their mother's apartment, where Joey now lived, and arguing quietly over who would be the first to tell her about the assignment. How would she take the news that both her children would be parents at the same time? She'd be relieved when she found out it was fake, that's for sure. But, eventually, Joey gave in, and Serenity watched with worried eyes as he stepped out into the hallway.
"Hey, Mom?" he called, looking back at Serenity with a 'you're next, don't forget that' look in his eyes. "We've got news for you, and it ain't pretty."
"Joey, don't put it like that!" Serenity whined, deciding to play along. "It's a magical, wonderful thing, and you're treating it like you got expelled!"
"What are you two going on about now?" their mother demanded, making her appearance. "If this is more talk about Duel Monsters -"
"It's not," Joey assured her, plunking down on the couch. "We do have lives, ya know."
"It's your recently-acquired life that got you into this mess, you know," Serenity taunted, skipping into the kitchen for a soda.
Joey made a face at her back, then turned to face his mother. "All right, I'm not gonna waste time lyin' to ya, Mom. I met a girl a few weeks ago, and now she's having my baby."
Silence. Then, "What's she planning to do? Keep it?"
"For a while, anyway," Joey grinned, pulling out his deck and shuffling his cards. Serenity returned, a just-opened can of Diet Coke in her left hand, and took a seat next to her brother. "Your turn, Serenity," he said cheerfully.
Serenity forced a nervous smile, and her mother instantly caught on. "You, too? Don't they teach abstinence at this school? Or at least how to use birth control?" She shook her head before glaring at her daughter. "It's the Devlin boy's, am I right?"
"Nope. Duke's with one of his fangirls. My baby's daddy is Tristan Taylor."
If this had been real, Joey would have hunted Tristan down with a knife and a sadistic smile that would make Yami Bakura proud. As it was, he just gritted his teeth and counted his Duel Monster cards as Serenity explained the whole thing.
"I have to say, though," Serenity finished, folding her arms across her chest, "you took this really calmly."
"I've been watching a lot of news stories," was the only reply she got.
Kisara squirmed under her parents' shocked looks, immediately regretting making her announcement at the dinner table. Her father had started choking, and even though he was fine now, he was still staring at his daughter as if she'd suddenly grown a third nostril.
"Who's the father?" he choked out after a while.
Kisara looked down at the mashed-potato volcano on her plate. "Seto Kaiba."
Her father made a noise halfway between a laugh and a growl. "Really, Kisara. Who is it?"
Well, his obvious disbelief would ensure he'd listen to the story and not track down and murder the young CEO. Her mother had always been against teenage pregnancy, and so she was sitting there and biting her lip while her husband and daughter tried to sort it out.
"Daddy, it really is Seto Kaiba. Now, I'm not any happier about this than you are, but I have no choice but to have this baby. The school's making us."
"You're having Seto Kaiba's baby."
"Yes."
"When did this happen?"
Kisara shrugged. "I just found out about this today."
Her father grunted, then turned to his wife. "Does your father still have that hunting gun?"
"Dad!" Kisara cried. "You can't shoot Seto freaking Kaiba! It'll be all over the news!"
"She's right," Mrs. Byrne said quietly. She then turned to Kisara. "I hope you know I'm very disappointed in you."
"It's not my fault," Kisara huffed. "Not Kaiba's, either. He's even more against this than I am. It's the school's fault. They gave us this dumb assignment, and now we have to go through with it." She looked up and grinned at their stunned expressions. "It's a fake. You guys seriously bought that? You can call the school if you have to. I'll take a pregnancy test. I'll take six pregnancy tests, if you give me enough pop." She laughed out loud, clearing off her plate as she got up and left.
Her father just shook his head. "Are you sure she's mine?"
His wife rolled her eyes. "No, she's an alien that took our baby's place and our real daughter is far away on Saturn."
He sighed. "That's what I thought."
