Tsuna sighed as he looked out the window, Shoichi was at another school, Byakuran was home schooled and Saito was in a another class. He looked at the front of the classroom, the teacher continued to talk about history. He yawned, he never thought he would miss his crazy life.

It was the third grade, he had four more years until middle school. He wonders what would happen to him during that time. He leaned on his hand, his other hand was drumming lightly on the desk. Man, I wish something would happen, he thought. He froze, a chill went down his back. He looked at the door, he laughed nervously. He waited for something to happen.

After a while, he relaxed, he sighed in relief. He smiled, thank-BAM! He looked at the door, a troubled Byakuran was looking around the room. His white hair was messy, his white shirt was on crooked and his eyes were frightened and confused.

His purple eyes landed on his concerned amber eyes. He seemed to hunch on himself. Tsuna stood up and walked towards his friend in a rush. Byakuran grabbed his hand when he was in reaching distance and started to pull in a direction that Tsuna knew Saito's classroom was in.

"Tsunayoshi! You can't leave the classroom! SAWADA!" He payed no attention to the teacher, too focused on his distressed friend.

Byakuran kicked the door open, Tsuna still looked at his friend. Tsuna noticed that Saito was on the other side of Byakuran. He started to pull them in the direction of what Tsuna guessed was the entrance way.

Byakuran pushed them into a big limousine, Tsuna had hit another childlike form. The figure grunted, "that hurt!" A familiar voice said, it was Shoichi.

"Byakuran, what's the matter?" Tsuna asked him with a concerned face.

"I think I am going crazy..." He said as he looked at the window. Saito snorted, Tsuna looked at him sharply.

"What?" Saito shrugged his shoulder. "If he wasn't crazy, he would have left us a long time ago. Of course, he's crazy, it's a requirement to be a bit crazy for your group."

"What do you mean my group?"

"You are the king of crazy people, you are like honey to the crazy people." Shoichi said without a thought.

"Let's go back to that later, first Byakuran-kun." Tsuna said as he looked at their other friend. "Why, Byakuran-kun?"

"A ring showed up.." he took off a ring that Tsuna didn't notice. "I-I was curious, so I put it on. I p-passed out." He licked his lips. "I dreamed of myself, I watch as I grew up. None of you guys showed up until I was older. I was...different by that time. My mom...was different too. She was more..colder. Hell, Saito didn't even show up." Tsuna unconsciously leaned into him, trying to give him comfort. "You were different, you and Shoichi. Both of you were less outgoing and just different." Byakuran waved his hands around. "I killed people, a lot of them. Tsuna, he-you tried to stop me, I killed you too. Laughing, smiling, I took over the world with no guilt." He started to shake, he looked up, tears running down his face.

Saito slapped Byakuran, they gaped at the glaring boy. "You are so dramatic, Byakuran. I thought we had a deal, I am the dramatic one and you create the drama." Byakuran stared at him, his right cheek was turning red. "Tell the driver we are going to an arcade. I want a huge chocolate mint ice cream cone, you are paying."

Byakuran stared at his fist, "weren't you listening to me?! I killed TSU-!" Saito slapped him again.

"In a dream, in a fucking dream. I can't believe you, we had a deal. We shook on it too! You breaking our deal is like betraying me! I thought you loved ME!" Saito started to cry, very very ugly. Like snort was everywhere, ugly. "How could you, Byakuran? My heart, "he gripped it," it's breaking." He sobbed loudly. They stared at him.

Byakuran's lips started to twitch up, he started to laugh. The others not too far behind. Byakuran sighed heavily, he looked up at Saito, smiling. "Thank yo-" his head snapped to the side, his cheek was somehow getting redder.

"Seriously, stop. That's my thing." Shoichi said, his hand slowly went down.

"What did I do, to deserve this crazy li-" his other cheek was slapped.

"Don't even think about it, Byakuran-kun." Tsuna said firmly.

"Just stick with your thing." They all told him, before they all started to laugh.

"...than-"

"Byakuran, we aren't kidding, just stop. Go make plans with Saito to make our lives crazier."

"Mwahahahaha*cough, cough* he made it seem so easy." Byakuran coughed.


Tsuna didn't know how it got this bad, he just knows it isn't going to end pretty. "I can't believe you, Sai-chan- no, Walker-san."

His blue eyes looked at him, filled with pity. "I hope you can forgive me, one day. Cause I truly do love you, my Tsuna-kun."

"I can never forgive you in my lifetime." He said.

"Then isn't great that I am going to end it soon?" Saito pointed his gun at his head. Tsuna suddenly started to laugh. Saito looked at him confused.

"I am sorry, Sai-hime, but Tsu-sama will always have my loyalty first." Bam! Saito slowly falls forward on the ground with a big red spot on his back. Shoichi stood over him with a small handgun by his side.

"Thank you, Shoichi-kun." Tsuna said with a relieved smile. "Come out, Byakuran." He said as he grabbed Saito's gun.

"I couldn't believe how easy he turned on you, but Shoichi wasn't really a surprise. He had always followed you around. But his betrayal had hurt me more than I thought it would." His purple eyes looked at the fallen form with a small smile. Byakuran aimed a gun at his shaky form and bam! Shoichi fell forward with a gasp.

"No! Shoichi!" Tsuna grabbed him, he looked at Byakuran. "Why? What happened, Byakuran? Why did you start this horrible war?! Why?!"

Byakuran threw back his head, he started to laugh crazily. "You shouldn't have done it then. It's your fault, Tsuna, all of it is." He waved his hand around the battlefield.

"What are you talking about?!" Tsuna shouted.

"You took it from me, they were mine and you took them..." he whispered, but it traveled across the field to Tsuna.

"You ate them! I know you did it! You ate my marshmallows!" Tsuna looked at him with disbelief.

"You started this over marshmallows?!" He yelled.

"Yes! They were MINE! AND YOU TOOK-" BAM! BAM! Tsuna sobbed as he looked at his friends' fallen forms. He looked up and screamed to cruel, cruel world. "WHY?!" He wept over Shoichi. "It didn't have to end like this, it didn't."

Shoichi sneezed, "sorry, your hair got in my nose."

"Aww, Shoichi!" Saito whined as he sat up.

"Ugh, you ruined it, Shoichi-chan." Byakuran pouted at him.

"Guys, just give him a break. It was my fault, well my hair's fault." Tsuna helped up Shoichi, while he grabbed the paint gun next to him.

"You guys are dorks," Akiko, Shoichi's big sister snorted as she held the camera.

"Nee-chan, "Shoichi pouted. Akiko patted his head and smiled at him.

-x-

"Psst, Tsuna, psst." Saito poked him in the shoulder. Tsuna swat his hand away. "Wake up, Tsu-kun, wake up."

"Ugh, go away!" Tsuna buried his head under his pillow

"I have to go to the bathroom." Poke, poke~

"Then go!" He growled (whined) out.

"But, it's dark and Byakuran's mansion is huge. What if I get lost forever?" Poke!

"You will be fine." He tightens the blanket around him. The door squeaked open.

"Eep!" Saito jumped on him, Tsuna grunted in pain.

"Tsuna, I have to go to the-Sai-hime!" It was Shoichi.

"Ugh.." Tsuna slowly got up, he looked at them through his messy hair. He hadn't cut it for months. "Do you guys have something against sleep and me?"

"Great, you guys are up!" Byakuran beamed at them. Tsuna glared at them (pouted), he flipped back down on the bed. "Come on, get up, we got a new day ahead of us."

Tsuna looked at the clock and groaned. "It's four in the morning! You guys don't let me sleep until midnight last night. I need three more hours until I am ready to get up."

It was silent, he sighed happily. Poke! He peeked out of his blanket, all of them were looking at him. "Wake up~ Tsuna-kun/Tsu-kun/Tsu-sama." He groaned loudly.

"Fine! Alright, I am getting up!" They smiled at him.

-x-

Saito stopped Tsuna's head from falling into his bowl. "Orange? Tea, may-"

"Give me coffee, black coffee." He said, his eyes were barely open.

"Are you sure a-"

"Yes!" They jumped as he looked at them. They looked at each other warily before nodding. "Okay, I will get it," Shoichi said, he slid off his chair.

-x-

"Mwuahahahaha, bow down to your leader, Tsuna-sama the tuna fish!"

They held each other as they hid in the closet. Saito whispered, "what have we created?"

"A monster," Shoichi answered.

"An adorable, terrifying monster." Byakuran added, the others nodded. Boom! They squeaked and held each other tighter.

"We are going to die, so young." Shoichi sniffed as Saito pats his head.

"What happened?" Saito asked Byakuran who was peeking through the door. Byakuran looked at him. "The fish is missing his pant and shirt, the fish also had left the building."

"Mwuahahahaha~ Fear the tuna fish, little mortals!" They heard a familiar voice roar out.

Running out the door, they stared at the piles of cars with Tsuna on top.

"How did he get up there?" Saito tilted his head.

"How did he get the cars like that?" Shoichi grabbed his stomach.

"How did he get that crown and clothes?" Byakuran looked at the dark prince clothing.

-x-

"Hey, boys!" The females walked in with bags and bags of clothes and other things.

"Aww, look at Tsuna, sleeping so innocently."

"Like a little angel." They cooed over the sleeping form of Tsuna who was smiling a bit. The boys shuddered.

"Hey, do you guys know anything about the child who destroy half of the city?"

"No, no we don't."

"Nothing?"

"Yup, nothing at all."

"Oh, okay."

Diana looked at her phone, "strange, there's no videos about it."

"Well, let's just be glad that our boys are okay." Tomoko said smiling. Akiko nodded as the other mother agreed.

"I wonder who did it."

"Probably someone who has friends that should let them sleep and make sure they won't ever have coffee for the rest of their lives."

"What was that?"

"Nothing, mother, nothing."

-x-

"Saito makes sure nothing about this gets to our mothers and Shoichi's sister. Shoichi makes sure no one gets a video out." Byakuran ordered them.

Shoichi looked at him, "what are you doing?"

"I am going to try and stop him."

"...Good luck!"

"Those cowards didn't ever try to stop-whoa." He ducked under the trash ban.

"You will never stop me, lowly peasant!"

-x-

Saito quickly knocked the person who was running around yelling about Tsuna. Up ahead of him, Nana looked around.

"Huh, I thought I heard someone."

Saito slowly dragged the man behind a building.

-x-

Shoichi silently apologized as he covered the security cameras with paint. He turned on a device that made every phone and tablet turned off in twenty-five miles. He quickly sent out small little robot birds that had a smaller version of the device.

He pulled out his laptop, "okay, you can do this Shoichi." He said before he started to hack every security cameras and street camera to erase the footage of Tsuna.

-x-

"Little carnivore, I had found you."

"Mwuahahaha, I am Tsuna-sama, now bow!"

"I bow to no one, I'll bite you to death now."

"I don't know you," Byakuran gasped. "But thank you." The gray eyed boy grunted.

*CRASH, MEOW, BAM, CLASH, CRACK, BOOM!*

"I hate you!"

-x-

Saito quickly turned on the store's music as loud as possible.

"I am sorry, the systems had been messed with..."

Saito looked at the group and sighed in relief.

-x-

Shoichi cried as he watched his Tsu-sama fight a gray eyed boy who he knows as the demon of Namimori. He quickly started to turn off and erase the memories.

-x-

Byakuran knew that if his mother heard him now, he would be drinking hot sauce like juice. He was now trying to calm down two monsters at the same time as they fight.

-x-

Tsuna laughed maniacally as he punched the angered boy in the stomach. Somewhere in his mind, he knows the familiar lowly mortal and his white haired peasant from somewhere. Probably why he isn't really trying to hurt the peasant, but he has no problem beating the mortal. He grinned widely.

-x-

Hibari Kyouya was annoyed and excited by the little carnivore fighting him. Annoyed by the fact he couldn't beat him and the carnivore's laughing. Excited by the fact he couldn't beat him and how he could give back every hit and kick.

He smirked as the carnivore threw away the annoying little white haired fly. "Wao.." He rushed forward, raising up his new metal tonfas.

-x-

Saito tripped Akiko with one of her bags, a man with a phone who had a video playing a familiar crazy laughed. Saito panicked and threw a rock at it. Knocking it down into a cup of soda. The man started to curse. He quickly hides behind a pole.

"Akiko, are you okay?!"

"Yeah, I just tripped over my bag."

-x-

"Shoichi, he finally passed out." Byakuran said into his phone.

"Ugh...that made me puke." Shoichi whimpered.

"Tell Saito," Byakuran leaned against a wall, looking at the two knocked out monsters.

"Don't worry, but we have to go clean the house."

"Ugh, don't worry, I had called a cleaner."

"Shoichi, I love you." Byakuran said.

-x-

"We all agree?" Saito asked them as they dragged Tsuna." I do, I promise on my marriage with Tsuna."

"I do, I promise on my knowledge of robots."

"I do, I promise on my marriage with Shoichi-chan."

"..wait, what was that?" Shoichi looked at Byakuran who smiled at him. "I said I promise on my marriage with marshmallows."

"...oh, okay."

"Yup, never ever give Tsuna coffee again."

-x-

Tsuna yawned. He looked at his friends sleepy. "What happened?" He asked worryingly as he took in their tired forms. "I can't remember what happened after I finished the mug of coffee."

"Love, you are never having coffee again." Saito groaned

"Agreed." The others said. Tsuna looked at his terrified friends.

"Okay."

-x-

Four years later:

"We told you, REBORN!"

"I was curious."