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Me: Hello Everybody, and thanks for tuning in to our new show 'Time To Question iCarly'. We will be asking questions to iCarly cast. Introduce yourselves!

Carly: Hi Carly Here

Spencer: I'M SPENCER!

Ms. Benson: I'm Freddie's mom, Freddie did you take your tick bath?

Freddie: MOM! You promised you wouldn't treat me like a baby anymore. I'M FREDDIE!

(Sam pushes Freddie off his chair)

Sam: I'm Sam

Freddie: Oh F*** You Sam

Sam: No F*** You

Freddie: F*** F*** F*** F*** youuuuuuuuuuuu...

Me: I'm so glad i invested in that censor

Carly: Guys stop saying F***!

Spencer: Carly don't say F***

Carly: F*** you Spencer! F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F***

Melanie: I'm Melanie

Me: Okay The First Question is from iLet it Rock, Freddie, who is the better kisser? Sam or Carly?

Freddie: Well...

Carly and Sam: Well?

Freddie: Ummm... neither

Me: You have to answer the question

Freddie: Unnnn...

Sam: Fredward just say Carly

Freddie: I don't want to say Carly!

Sam and Carly: Why not?

Freddie: ...

Carly: Are you saying i'm a bad kisser?

Freddie: ...

Sam: Hey! Earth to fudgeface

Freddie: IT WAS SAM OKAY!

Everyone except Freddie: What?

Me: Okay moving on. Here's a dare from Mystapleza, Freddie I dare you to kiss Sam and Melanie and tell us who is the better kisser

Sam: Hell no! I'm not going to let Freddie's lips go on me!

Freddie: How long?

Me: Oh about ten seconds

Freddie: Sam let me just do it.

Sam: Fine

(Kisses her for ten seconds)

Melanie: Come here Freddie

(Kiss for ten seconds)

Me: So who was it?

Freddie: Unnn...

Sam: Seriously, we're going to do that again.

Freddie: Well... i have to say...

Me: Say what! If you don't answer, i'll tazer you.

Freddie: You wouldn't

Me: Oh yes i would

Freddie: Fine it was Sam... she's good at kissing.

Sam: What?

Freddie: Well seeing as Melanie is complete opposite of you...

Melanie: I'm a bad kisser?

Freddie: Kinda

Melanie: Oh i see

Sam: Sorry, can't help if i have awesome kissing ablities

Carly: Sam the only person you've ever kissed was Fr-

Sam: Shut it Shay

Carly: Okay...

Ms. Benson: No i want to know!

Me: Oh speaking of Ms. Benson here's another question from Mystapleza, Ms. Benson, could you ever see Freddie dating Samantha Puckett?

Ms. Benson: No.. She's an Juvenile delinquent, and she's been to jail more times then murders in city of Seattle. Plus, she always picks on my Freddie Bear, and i don't like that. I mean you can't make a relationship off of that.

Sam: Freddie Bear?

Freddie: Shut it Sam

Sam: Make me

Me: Here's another dare for Sam and Freddie from iLet it Rock, I dare Sam and Freddie to make out for an hour and tell each other that they love each other.

At the end, they must say if the kiss was good or not and they must tell the truth because they will be set up to a lie detector.

Freddie: Lie detector? What lie detector?

Me: Oh the ones that my assistant Justin is straping on to you right now

Sam: Hey get off of me!

Me: Shut it Sam

Ms. Benson: No your not going to make him kiss that hoodlum!

Freddie: Mom!

Me: How about you Ms. Benson step out for a minute

Ms. Benson: No! You can't make me

Me: Moose will you please take Ms. Benson out for some air

(A guy large about '6"7 walks out. He carries Ms. Benson bridal style out of the buliding)

Ms. Benson: No you can't do this! I HAVE RIGHTS!

Me: Okay now that's taken care off. Sam and Freddie, Ready Set makeout!

(Start making out)

1 hour later

Carly: How long do we have to keep watching this?

Me: In three... two... one

( They pull apart)

Me: So how was it?

Freddie and Sam: Ummm...

Me: Also remember that these lie detectors can shock you, so i suggest you tell the truth.

Sam: What?

Freddie: The person never asked for lie detectors that shock

Me: Doesn't mean i can't use them. Oh wait your supose to tell each 'i love you' after the kiss.

Freddie: Sam, i love you

Sam: ...

Me: Sam, you should say i love you too

Sam: Well why should i? I don't love him!

( The lie detector shocks her)

Me: That's not what the lie detector says

Sam: Fine Fredlumps... i love you

Carly: Awwww

Sam: Better watch it Shay

Me: So how was the kiss?

Freddie: I hated it

( The lie detector shocks him)

Me: Really?

Freddie: Fine... i sorta liked it... a little

( The lie detector shocks him again)

Freddie: FINE A LOT!

Sam: Yeah i hated it

( The lie detector shocks her)

Sam: I liked it too

Me: Well then... looks like we're outta time. Join us next time when we answer more of your questions, so remember to submit them to us... See you later!

Peace Love Seddie