Hope you will like this. i do not own icarly. Seddie rocks.
Me: Hello Everybody, and thanks for tuning in to our new show 'Time To Question iCarly'. We will be asking questions to iCarly cast. Introduce yourselves!
Carly: Hi Carly Here
Spencer: I'M SPENCER!
Ms. Benson: I'm Freddie's mom, Freddie did you take your tick bath?
Freddie: MOM! You promised you wouldn't treat me like a baby anymore. I'M FREDDIE!
(Sam pushes Freddie off his chair)
Sam: I'm Sam
Freddie: Oh F*** You Sam
Sam: No F*** You
Freddie: F*** F*** F*** F*** youuuuuuuuuuuu...
Me: I'm so glad i invested in that censor
Carly: Guys stop saying F***!
Spencer: Carly don't say F***
Carly: F*** you Spencer! F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F***
Melanie: I'm Melanie
Me: Okay The First Question is from iLet it Rock, Freddie, who is the better kisser? Sam or Carly?
Freddie: Well...
Carly and Sam: Well?
Freddie: Ummm... neither
Me: You have to answer the question
Freddie: Unnnn...
Sam: Fredward just say Carly
Freddie: I don't want to say Carly!
Sam and Carly: Why not?
Freddie: ...
Carly: Are you saying i'm a bad kisser?
Freddie: ...
Sam: Hey! Earth to fudgeface
Freddie: IT WAS SAM OKAY!
Everyone except Freddie: What?
Me: Okay moving on. Here's a dare from Mystapleza, Freddie I dare you to kiss Sam and Melanie and tell us who is the better kisser
Sam: Hell no! I'm not going to let Freddie's lips go on me!
Freddie: How long?
Me: Oh about ten seconds
Freddie: Sam let me just do it.
Sam: Fine
(Kisses her for ten seconds)
Melanie: Come here Freddie
(Kiss for ten seconds)
Me: So who was it?
Freddie: Unnn...
Sam: Seriously, we're going to do that again.
Freddie: Well... i have to say...
Me: Say what! If you don't answer, i'll tazer you.
Freddie: You wouldn't
Me: Oh yes i would
Freddie: Fine it was Sam... she's good at kissing.
Sam: What?
Freddie: Well seeing as Melanie is complete opposite of you...
Melanie: I'm a bad kisser?
Freddie: Kinda
Melanie: Oh i see
Sam: Sorry, can't help if i have awesome kissing ablities
Carly: Sam the only person you've ever kissed was Fr-
Sam: Shut it Shay
Carly: Okay...
Ms. Benson: No i want to know!
Me: Oh speaking of Ms. Benson here's another question from Mystapleza, Ms. Benson, could you ever see Freddie dating Samantha Puckett?
Ms. Benson: No.. She's an Juvenile delinquent, and she's been to jail more times then murders in city of Seattle. Plus, she always picks on my Freddie Bear, and i don't like that. I mean you can't make a relationship off of that.
Sam: Freddie Bear?
Freddie: Shut it Sam
Sam: Make me
Me: Here's another dare for Sam and Freddie from iLet it Rock, I dare Sam and Freddie to make out for an hour and tell each other that they love each other.
At the end, they must say if the kiss was good or not and they must tell the truth because they will be set up to a lie detector.
Freddie: Lie detector? What lie detector?
Me: Oh the ones that my assistant Justin is straping on to you right now
Sam: Hey get off of me!
Me: Shut it Sam
Ms. Benson: No your not going to make him kiss that hoodlum!
Freddie: Mom!
Me: How about you Ms. Benson step out for a minute
Ms. Benson: No! You can't make me
Me: Moose will you please take Ms. Benson out for some air
(A guy large about '6"7 walks out. He carries Ms. Benson bridal style out of the buliding)
Ms. Benson: No you can't do this! I HAVE RIGHTS!
Me: Okay now that's taken care off. Sam and Freddie, Ready Set makeout!
(Start making out)
1 hour later
Carly: How long do we have to keep watching this?
Me: In three... two... one
( They pull apart)
Me: So how was it?
Freddie and Sam: Ummm...
Me: Also remember that these lie detectors can shock you, so i suggest you tell the truth.
Sam: What?
Freddie: The person never asked for lie detectors that shock
Me: Doesn't mean i can't use them. Oh wait your supose to tell each 'i love you' after the kiss.
Freddie: Sam, i love you
Sam: ...
Me: Sam, you should say i love you too
Sam: Well why should i? I don't love him!
( The lie detector shocks her)
Me: That's not what the lie detector says
Sam: Fine Fredlumps... i love you
Carly: Awwww
Sam: Better watch it Shay
Me: So how was the kiss?
Freddie: I hated it
( The lie detector shocks him)
Me: Really?
Freddie: Fine... i sorta liked it... a little
( The lie detector shocks him again)
Freddie: FINE A LOT!
Sam: Yeah i hated it
( The lie detector shocks her)
Sam: I liked it too
Me: Well then... looks like we're outta time. Join us next time when we answer more of your questions, so remember to submit them to us... See you later!
Peace Love Seddie
