Sorry for the semi-long wait! I finally got around to co-writing this chapter with Cheeseisawesome. We took turns writing a paragraph or so... so if the writing styles seem all jumbled up, that's why. Ah well. Enjoy!

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CHAPTEER TUEZ

When Pichu awoke the next morn', he went straight to Roy's room and jumped on him very very loudly. Unfortunately, it wasn't Roy, but indeed Bowser.

"MEEEEEEEEEEH!!" screamed the angry punkish turtle. "WHY YOU WAKIN' ME UP, FOO'?!"

Then Mr. T appeared. "I pity the foo'," he said, and then disappeared in a cloud of smoke. Bewuddled, Pichu went downstairs to find Roy as he had found Bowser instead.

But alas, Roy was not downstairs. In his place was Marth, wearing a very girly pink apron making stewy brownies. Peach and Zelda were with him, coaching him on his bewuddled cooking experience.

"YOU SUCK AT THIS," Zelda screamed, frusterated and red in the face.

"You're just jealous!" Marth defended himself, crossing his arms in a girl-like fashion. At this, Peach and Zelda shared a chuckle, and Marth was deeply offended. "This is MY kitchen, and I EXPECT you to REspect ME and IT and MY cooking AND my CAPITAL letters. GOT it?" Peach and Zelda just laughed more.

Pichu squeaked, entering the kitchen (stage left). Zelda and Peach were in a giggle fit, and just cracked up some more. Marth was sad and offended, and angrily stalked out of the kitchen, apron and all. Everyone in the hall laughed and pointed as he passed.

Pichu, after having his laugh, asked Peach casually where Roy was. Peach asked why Pichu was looking for Roy, with which Pichu responded, "Because." Really, the reason Pichu was searching was because he wanted to tease Roy about his girlyness in Peach's story.

"I think he's in the basement playing video games like a nerd with Link," Zelda said, taking out a masculine apron out of the closet, which Marth apparently missed.

So Pichu left the giggly girlies and went to the utterly unanimously unormous underground utopia. Just as Zelda said, Link and Roy (and all their nerdy followers such as Mario, Luigi, Samus, Fox-o, and Gandondorf) sat. They were staring at a very large televisione, which was unfortunately off. Apparently, they were too scared to turn it on.

"Uhm, you guys, are you just... watching the TV?" Pichu asked, trying to be nonchalant, but failing. Fox nodded, and Roy looked over at Pichu meanly. Pichu laughed, and when a bewuddled face met Roy, Pichu just laughed more.

"WHATCHYOULAFFIN'ATFOO'?!?!" Roy screamed at the very tip top of his lungs.

"I pity the foo'," said another apparating Mr. T, who once again disappeared, this time in a fluffly cloud of pink goodiness.

Pichu giggled some more and squeaked numerous times, making Samus, Link, Luigi, Mario, Fox, and Ganondorf all glance at eachother with an 'I-know-what's-coming' expression.

Roy blushed ferociously, backing away as if Pichu was going to eat him. "Why is Roy blushing?" asked Luigi, who didn't listen to the amazing bedtime story of the previous night.

Link joined in the giggling, as did Samus, Mario, Ganondorf, and Fox. DK, who just happened to be walking by, giggled also, although he had no idea why.

So as the giggling went by through the day, nighttime came upon them all in the Smasher's Mansion. And so, Pichu waited anxiously for Peach to appear in his room to continue her bedtime story. But after an hour went by, and no Peach appeared, Pichu began to worry.

But luckily, Zelda came by. "Uhm, hi Pichu; Peach told me she couldn't tell the story tonight, so, I guess you won't get one." This upset poor Pichu, who had been waiting for this moment all day. Zelda, feeling bad, decided to step in for Peach. "I'll step in for Peach," she said.

"HUZZZZZZZZAH!" Pichu exclaimed happily as he did a victory dance ('cause he WON, you know). Zelda coughed many many many many times to clear her throat.

"AHEM! AHEMHEMHEMHEM! AAAAAAAHEEEEEMM!!" she coughed. After waiting for quite some time (Pichu lost count after half an hour), Zelda finally started to actually speak in actual sentences.

And so, the story re-began.

"If I recall, Peach ended with Peach in the tower, Pikachu guarding it, Marth swordless, Samus about to attack him, Kirby a sword-like thing, Roy being swarmed by thousands of fanboys, and Mario turned down. So, uhm, let's see... uhm..."

As Zelda paused, thinking of what to say, the other Smashers realized what was occuring, and gathered by the door to listen in on hopefully another magnificent story. But, unfortunately...

"Uhm, so, Roy... she was all... you know... scared and stuff, and uhm, she couldn't find her cell phone to call her daddy, who was... Donkey Kong, the king of the jungle slash kingdom of... which he ruled... and... stuff... so Mario... he was all sad... and he couldn't... get a date... for Valentine's Day... which is... the extent of it... I guess...? And, uhm..."

The Smashers outside the door slouched unvictoriously, and scattered from the door. Peach noticed the scattering as she was... doing her hair. "Wuz goin' on, foo'?" she asked, bewuddled.

"I pity the foo'," Mr T said for hopefully the last time as he now disappeared in a spazzy explosion of yellow and blackle.

"Zelda's doing a really sucky job of telling YOUR story, Peachy," said Ganondorf. Then he got slapped by Peach.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY FOO'?!" Peach yelled angridily.

Mr. T, being pretty pissed off at being summoned again (yeah, we lied about it being the last time), said "I pity da foo'," and left, storming out, with his feet, angrily.

Peach, pissed off herself, waltzed into Pichu's room/Zelda's dominion of storiness, slapped Zelda, and forced her out. Then she calmly pulled a chair up to the bed, sat down on it neatly, smoothed out her skirt, and began.

"Zelda lied. What happened was..."

THE END.

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Nope, we lied again, there WILL BE MORE. Eventually...!

So, here's the list of amazing words/phrases used throughout the tale!

bewuddled: a word used to express almost any emotion or expression, even though it sounds very cute.

stewy brownies: originally, Kinomoto was gonna write 'stew', but Cheeseisawesome told her to put 'brownies'. And there you have it. Stewy brownies.

unormous: big. enourmous. huge. large. gigantic. etc.

televisione: a fun way to pronounce 'television', with the end sounding like 'ohnee'. So, it would be 'tell-eh-vis-ee-oh-nee'.

blackle: a combination of black and purple.

angridily: a fun way to say 'angry'.

TO BE CONTINUED!