On tour with the super best friends Chapter 2: Rivals Note: Please review my story. I also stole a lot of the things said from a lot of bands and some letters from the NME letters page. " Mr. Ishtar, Mr. Ishtar, Billy Masters, NME, what are your thoughts on 'The school uniforms' comments on you and your band mates made at the NME awards last week? "That stupid band can lick my ? for all I give +-"!'g '", like I give 2 ;? about a "£$& 2nd rate wannabe-indie poser group, and what they think about our band? They're just jealous that they'll never do the things that they wish that they could do so well, i.e. make half-decent music. The only reason they ever bothered to pick up a guitar and celebrate the million ways in which they love themselves in the first place was to get men, whoops I mean girls, girls, girls, girls to give them £"!$ )& anyway, so why should their music be inflicted on the rest of the world? You know? "Er… yes of course… " I mean", continued Marik, " why should we )&$" give a bleep…. "Mr. Ishtar", cut off Billy Masters, " these are very strong statements to give seeing as all they said was they had better haircuts than you. "Don't you crumb-caking know anything?", shouted Marik, "that's the worst thing one band can say to another in this time and day. And besides which, our hairstyles are so much obviously better than there's anyway, I mean look at Kaiba, just look at Kaiba." They all turned to Kaiba, but there wasn't much point as his face and hair had been buried in his hands since Marik started talking. " Moving away from hair for the minute…", began Billy before he was cut off by Marik "They think they can talk about style? Just look at there outfits, they wear the same clothes every day, and what's worse is that it's their school clothes as well. The girl bass player.." "Tea" said Billy "Whatever, well she's ok I guess as she did that Christmas song with our good buddy Dartz a few years ago… Before he could continue from one of the corners of the room a mix master started to pump a fresh beat to the likes of a few beats and then a random "Hansel" It was then that Yami, (Guitar and vocals), Yugi, (Keyboard, synthesizer, vocals), Tea, (Bass and harmonica), and Tristan, (Drums) entered the conference all in sun glasses. "The school uniforms, there so hot right now, The school uniforms", said one of the reporters. "What's up doggy dog?", said Yami to Marik, "you got a problem wit the clothes we wear? At least we manage to keep our shirts on for the duration of a gig."

"Snap!", said Yugi from behind and they all started to laugh.

"I think this calls for a break-dance fight don't you guys?", said Yami who was met from a roar of approval from his band mates and the reporters.

"Clear the room!", yelled Tristan, and waited for all the reporters to take their chairs to the sides to clear the arena.

"Mix master, pump us a fresh beat yo!", said Yami, and then they started pull out tight dance moves with a 60 success rate, all in unison.

"You think you can top that?" Said Yami, "or can't you take the exercise Marikopotamous.

"Oh I'll top that, I'll top that like a theorem! You just wait, you ju…"said Marik until Kaiba put his hand over Marik's mouth and said, "I'll handle this…"

"Listen School uniforms", said Kaiba, "I don't know what your try to pull here, but all I know is that… cho face is ugly!", stumbling through fits of laughter Kaiba managed to continue, "and yo momma so stupid, when she got locked in the supermarket, she died from starvation!

"Kaibaaahhh!", yelled Yami.

A few seconds pause…

"Well!", snapped Kaiba.

"Oh nothing", said Yami, " I just like saying that. Oh no wait there was something… oh yeah, I crack wise about other people's momma's with honour and restecpa, whereas you insult out of greed, and selfishness!

"Restecpa?" said Marik bewildered.

"Er yeah… we all need to start restecpaing each other, or else there won't be any restecpa left…"

"Dude this is pretty £"$! up right here" said Stan,. Who also happened to be there.

"Well anyway", said Yami, "You didn't bother to dance back, which means that… You just got SERVED!"

dum dum duurrrm!

End of chapter 2.