"So what you are saying is that Haru-chan is Kao-chan, and Kao-chan is Haru-chan?" Hunny asked in an interested voice to which they both nodded.
"Ahhh this is so confusing!" Tamaki ran his hand through his hair in frustration.
"Don't worry Tono, I'll still be your daughter " Kaoru said with a laugh.
"No! Haruhi is my daughter, your just a devil!" he said as he grabs Hikaru in a tight hug. "It's okay Haruhi, Daddy will fix this for you!"
"Sorry Tono, wrong one." Hikaru intoned.
"Gah! Haruhi!" he shouted as he ran for her.
She quickly side stepped him and made her way to the door. "I'm going home." She said with her foot in the doorway.
"Just a moment Haruhi" Kyouya said in a fax pleasant voice. "What do you think it will look like if 'Kaoru' where to walk into your home like it where his?"
The thought made her freeze. What was she going to do? There was no way she could live her life in Kaoru's body. People would think she was crazy, and her dad would never believe it. But what other choice did she have? "What do you expect me to do Senpai?" she asked in a bored manner.
His glasses flashed, she didn't like the smile that was now making it's way onto his face. "Be Kaoru of coarse.' he said in a light voice as if talking about the weather.
She and everyone in the room where listening intently for what he was going to say next. "Well, until we can find a way to get you back into your own body, you will have to take on the role of the body you are in." He paused to push up his glasses again. " I'm sure you have been around each other enough to know how the other acts." He looked at her with hard eyes as he saw the hesitation in her face. "If you don't do this Haruhi, the Club will lose it's customers. And we wouldn't want to have to add that onto your debt, now would we?" He asked with threat hanging of of his every word.
A shiver ran down her spine, the word 'evil' ran through her head. "So your saying that I'm going to be him," she said pointing at Kaoru, "and he is going to be me..."
she trailed off at at all the possible disasters, that could happen when he was 'Haruhi'.
She looked over to see an sadistic grin forming on 'her' face. And couldn't help but think that it didn't suit her. "You do know that I am here on scholarship. I can't afford screw ups." she said in a resided voice, making his grin grow wider. "You will have to study, and do all my homework." She was already regretting the whole situation.
"Don't worry Haruhi, he can pull it off!" Hikaru said as he threw an arm over her shoulders. It felt strange to her, she was used to being shorter than him, and now they where even in height now that she was his twin.
"That's right, You have nothing to worry about." Kaoru said and slid his arm on her waist since he was now too short to put it on her shoulder like his brother. Even with completely different faces they managed to get the same expression.
"I wonder thought, Nekozawa was aiming for me, and not her. Why would he want me to switch bodies with Kaoru, we're twins, it wouldn't make a difference." he said in a distant voice.
"That's because Nekozawa is stupid." Kaoru said in a knowing voice to which they both started laughing.
"Thankfully we have the weekend before we have to go to the host club." her voice thoughtful. "We'll have to go to my apartment so I can show you where everything is."
"You mean MY apartment." Kaoru said with a foxy grin.
"You don't really expect me to cook do you?" Kaoru asked in a disbelieving voice.
"I'm very serious. My father doesn't know how to cook, and It would be kinda strange if 'I' stopped all of a sudden." she said in a serious tone.
"I don't know how to cook." his voice bored as he played with the nobs on the stove.
Hikaru gave a nod of agreement. "The last time we tried to cook we nearly destroyed the kitchen." he said as if it where the most normal thing in the world.
She sent his a blank look, "Well, it would be best if you didn't burn mine down." she moved over to Kaoru and slapped his hand away from the nobs, and turned the stove off. "Don't play with the stove." she said in a brisk voice. She moved over to a small book to the side of the microwave. "Today I will help you, then after that all you have to do is fallow the directions. I don't think you will have too much trouble with that."
She then moved to the hallway with the two following close behind. "Here are the cleaning supplies you-"
"Wait you don't expect me to clean, do you?" he asked with a look that was saying she was crazy if she though he was actually going to do chores.
"We'll just have a maid come and do them for him." Hikaru said in a dismissing voice, leaning against the wall.
She heaved a sigh, "Fine, but make sure my dad doesn't see." She closed the door and went to the next door in the narrow hallway. "This is my room." she opened the door.
That piqued the twins interest "Yay! We get to see Haruhi's room!" They said together, bounding into the small room.
She gave them a bored look as they took everything in with great interest.
"How boring." Hikaru exclaimed in a disappointed voice.
"Your not the one that has to live here." Kaoru said with distaste expressed on his face. He walked around the room, examining things as he went. His eyes lit up all of a sudden, "lets see what is in your closet..." he said as he opened the door.
He and Hikaru where stunned. "Why don't you ever wear these!" they said as they pointed to all of the frilly and girlie cloths that made up her wardrobe.
"I don't want to." she said in a stubborn voice. "I didn't even buy them. My dad did, and they are not comfortable, and how am I supposed to work in them."
"But they are so cute!" Hikaru argued.
"You know," Kaoru started in a mischievous voice, "We could get her to wear them now..." his hands grabbed a light green dress with a scoop neck and flowing skirt. His face breaking out into a full blown grin that made Haruhi's face look slightly demented.
He ran into the bathroom to change as Hikaru pulled a camera out of no where with an equally evil grin on his face.
An irritated look crossed her face, "Is that really necessarry?", her question ignored as Kaoru came out in the dress, and posed as Hikaru snapped away on the camera.
"Thats good! Just wait till we go home, then we can put 'Haruhi' " he said with a glance back at her, "in our mothers designs."
'God help me..'
