Author's note: I like this chapter, it's funny. P.S. Ponypelt's a male.

Chapter 2

Dartpaw woke up this morning to find Fifelkit drooling in his ear, Moonkit drooling in his nose, and Germkit drooling in his open, snoring mouth. "Ahowohwohhowhowohwo! Whay ish dere duff im miy mouf!" Bronzetail staring laughing. "Hahaha! I thought it would be funny if we put Ninetail's kits in here so they could drool all over you. Pays us back for the night of snoring, haha!" A low growl started in Dartpaw's throat. "You're my mentor, why'd you do that? I can't control my snoring!" Dartpaw exclaimed. "Yes, but yu cat control your temper. Come on, I actually wasn't my idea, it was Copperear's. And I have to agree, he's not very nice. Come on, don't you want to go hunting with me or not? I'm leading a patrol."
Dartpaw followed Bronzetail into the woods with Clamtail, Whitepaw, and Ponypelt. Dartpaw padded up beside Whitepaw. "Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched by a big weird delicious animal that has a beak and a gobble sound, is fat, got a red thingy on it's nose, and looks like a mutant? I'm feeling that way." Dartpaw said. "Where did you get all those details? Did you see a creature that looked like this?" Asked Whitepaw. Dartpaw nodded. "We sould tell Bronzetail. He, Clamtail, and Ponypelt can fight it. And maybe kill it. That would probably make the clan well fed for a week! I'm telling you, it was pretty big..."
The two apprentices ran past Bronzetail and confronted him. "There is is stupid looking creature running around lose in the forest. You should fight it. I think it's tasty. It could feed the whole clan for a little over 1 week!" Dartpaw boasted. Ponypelt heard something. "Uh, Bronzetail, I'm scared. I heard something, and now I want my daddy. I want to be in the nursery again! Wahh! Dada! Dada!"
Gobble gobble! "Ahh! A freakin' birdy thing wants to freakin' eat us for freakin' dinner, freakin' Bronztail! Where's freakin' Whitepaw! I'm freakin' out!" Dartpaw meowed. "I'm right here, and so is Whitepaw." Bronzetail replied. "Ahh! Shut up freak!"
"I am insulted" Bronzetail said. "OK now! Let's kill this gobbler!" The whole patrol sprang onto the fat flightless bird. Bronzetail accidentally bit the bird's head off. "Umm, that was easy. It might be a task carrying the thing back to camp, though. Let's all try!"

45 minutes later

They placed the bird under all the fresh kill. Dartpaw walked slowly to the apprentice's den to rest. "!" Dartpaw screeched. "There's a lump of kit dung in my nest!"