Shark Attack IV: Megalawhat?

Chapter Two – Grow a pair

Sunset found Ianto huddled on a tiny patch of beach on the edge of Cardiff harbour cradling Jack in his arms. Or what was left of Jack. He had a head, a torso and arms, but most of the rest was gone, just a trail of blood, and entrails up the beach.

"Oh Jack, my immortal beloved," Ianto moaned, "That nasty shark has eaten all your best bits."

But even as he said it, torn sinew and skin began to knit back together. Bones grew out from Jack's broken body, muscles and tendons formed along Jack's new legs and finally skin appeared, smooth and new. Ianto watched in amazement when, oh, other things formed - and better than before. That's good, Ianto thought, what a relief.

Jack resurrected soon after with a gasp for life and an ear-shattering scream. "Shark!" he yelled, struggling in Ianto's embrace, "Shark, it's coming to get me."

"It's ok Jack, it's gone now," Ianto said holding him tight. Jack continued to whimper and thrash. "Jack, please stop, I'd tell you to grow a pair if I hadn't seen you do just that."

"My tummy hurts," Jack cried.

"Well no wonder," Ianto said pulling a large shark tooth out from Jack's newly formed skin. "That's one hell of a splinter."