Surprise In The Land Of Waves
Wow thank you all so much for the positive response on chapter one ^^ I guess I owe you all a nice shiny update. Sorry chapter one was kind of short and under par for me. The timing was just bad to start this thing then my muse went all crazy haywire on me So here's chapter two.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto sadly for if I did there would be more use of the Sexy Jutsu, a few more humorous scenes of the pervy sage getting beat up by women, and more villages and nations.
Now on with the story
Chapter 2: A Rough Night! Morning Surprise
It had been a few hours since the others had finished dinner. Sakura had been examining a sample of Naruto's blood as well as the sample of the poison she was able to extract. She had also been tending to Naruto who seemed to having a fever and sweating bullets.
"This is so weird. It doesn't appear to be poison or a virus" said Sakura looking at a tube with the sample in it.
"What's even stranger is his blood. I can't tell if its due to the fox inside Naruto or if there is more to it but something is very off here" pondered Sakura. She was interrupted by a knock on the door. She went to answer to find it was Kakashi Kurenai and Hinata surprisingly.
"K-Kakashi Sensei" said Sakura in surprise.
"Everyone else has gone to sleep. We just came to see how Naruto is doing" said Kakashi.
"I'm afraid his fever is getting worse. He has also been trembling every so often" said Sakura solemnly.
"I see" said Kakashi.
"Um w-will Naruto be alright" asked Hinata mumbling.
"I'm not sure. It's still too soon to tell" said Sakura.
"Do you at least have a cause or something yet" asked Kurenai.
"I'm afraid I don't. As far as I can tell the stuff on those senbon wasn't poison. The strange part is its not a virus either and doesn't match any compound Lady Tsunade has shown. The only thing I can tell from his blood and reaction is that whatever the stuff is it is definitely doing something to him" said Sakura.
"P-please Sakura help Naruto" said Hinata shocking Kakashi and Sakura both.
'Well well Hinata I see my hunch from the Chunin exams was correct' thought Kurenai.
"I will continue to do all I can but this may call for a more skilled medic than I at this rate" said Sakura.
Just then Naruto began to mumble in his sleep and groan as if in pain. "No Sasuke, I will get you back" said the sleeping blond.
"The fever and whatever that stuff was must be giving him nightmares" said Sakura as the other three looked on in concern.
*Naruto's nightmare/dreams*
"Damn you Orochimaru give the Teme back" yelled Naruto at the darkness. From nowhere voices taunted the blond. "You aren't strong enough dobe. Just give up" came Sasuke's voice.
"My my is this really all there is to nine tails" came Orochimarus's voice. "You just don't have the skill" said Kabuto as a kunai slashed through Naruto's arm and vanished into the darkness. "Foolish boy if only you would release I could grant you all you desire" said the Kyuubi.
Just then Naruto's sexy jutsu form appeared before Naruto. "Why not let me take over. You hardly give me a fair chance anymore. You know I can beat even the Hokage, Iruka Sensei, Pervy Sage, Ebisu and Kakashi combined. Why not let me help" taunted his female form. "No I don't need you! Besides I'm not a girl" said Naruto.
"Hn maybe not yet but you never know, that could change" taunted the girl. "Hn loser. Just admit you're weak dobe" taunted Sasuke's voice again.
"Come on master let me help you show them you're not weak. Together we can show them our strength" said the female Naruto hugging her master.
*Back in the room*
"I said I can and I will! Believe it" mumbled the sleeping blond sweating even more.
Sakura walked over and changed the washcloth on his forehead. "We should probably get some sleep" said Kakashi. Kurenai agreed but Hinata demanded to stay in Naruto's room. The others finally gave in allowing Hinata to stay. A while later Hinata fell asleep in her chair while Sakura fell asleep with her head on the side of Naruto's bed.
*The next morning*
It was still early in the morning. The sun was just barely starting to rise when Sakura awoke to the sound of birds chirping. Groggily she looked around. Sitting up she rubbed her eyes waiting for her vision to adjust until her eyes fell on her teammate. His covers and clothes were now all off but this wasn't what caused the next reaction.
"NARUTOOOO YOU BASTARD I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THAT JUTSU! CHAA" shouted the pink haired kunoichi before raising her fist. Just then nearly everyone came running in.
"Gahh Sakura please don't hit me" pleaded Naruto quickly getting up out of the bed.
"What the.. Kakashi stopped mid sentence spotting Naruto, a perverted smile forming under his mask.
"Wow great job boss" said Konahamuru giving a thumbs up.
"Uh who's the hot blond" asked Tazuna.
"Yeah and where is Naruto" asked Inari.
"What are you all talking about? I'm right here" said Naruto but his eyes went wide at his voice.
"Chaa don't play dumb you smarmy brat! You used that damn perverted jutsu again" yelled Sakura.
Naruto's eyes went wide as he looked himself or rather herself. "Ahhh I swear I didn't use the Sexy Jutsu" said Naruto trying to release it just in case but having no success.
"Huh it won't release, I swear! What's going on" said Naruto.
"N-Naruto" questioned Hinata. The blond merely nodded.
"Hey I know, Hinata use Byukagan on Naruto" said Sakura.
"Huh but I uh t-that would be wrong a-and an invasion of privacy" said Hinata her face going red.
"It's okay just do it" said Kurenai. Hinata still blushing nodded.
"Byukagan" said Hinata. Examining Naruto her eyes went wide. "I-it can't be, its impossible, Naruto is 100% girl now" said Hinata before fainting.
Everyone gaped at the blond who stood speechless. Finally she came out of it. Grabbing an empty bucket Sakura had been using she threw it at Kakashi surprisingly knocking out her sensei.
"Get out you damn perverts" yelled Naruto.
The others didn't need telling twice. All the males quickly vacated the room. Kiba and Shino dragged the unconscious Jonin out then closed the door. Naruto fell to the ground on her knees and began crying.
The other girls looked on not sure what to say or do.
"Wow now he's even more of a freak" said Hina as Naruto continued to cry. Naruto couldn't figure out why she was crying.
"Hey that isn't very nice Hina. Naruto is going through something traumatic" scolded Tsunami.
Sakura walked over to the crying blond. "It will be okay Naruto. We'll figure this whole thing out" said Sakura putting a hand on Naruto's shoulder. The blond stopped crying and looked up at Sakura.
"Y-you really mean it Sakura" asked Naruto.
"Yeah and we're all here for you! Right girls" said Naruko looking at the others. Hina crossed her arms looking uninterested.
"Yeah of course" said Kurenai and Tsunami.
Hina finally turned to face the blonde feeling just a little bad for the blond. "I guess I can help too just don't get the wrong idea" said Hina.
"I can help too a little" said Moegi.
"Thanks you guys" said Naruto finally standing up.
"Uh just a couple of questions though, one why were you naked and two why did you freak out on Kakashi Sensei like that" asked Sakura.
"Oh well uh ya see I kind of went to the bathroom last night but everything was fine. Anyway when I came back I was hot and didn't notice you two in the room since it was dark so I took my shirt, pants and stuff off" said Naruto blushing for some reason.
"Okay but what about why you freaked out at Kakashi" asked Kurenai.
"Uh shouldn't that be obvious" stated Tsunami.
"Uh actually Naruto usually has no shame. In fact he used to use a jutsu to turn into a naked girl to trick people" explained Moegi.
"Well that's the strange part. I'm not sure why but I felt violated. Even being in front of you girls now still doesn't feel right" said Naruto her blush deepening.
"Well maybe now you know how some of the female villagers felt about your jutsu and the time you and Konahamuru snuck into the woman's bath" said Kurenai.
"No worries Naruto it's a perfectly natural reaction for a girl to be embarrassed in that situation. Also considering your age I'm guessing some part of you feels self conscious hence why you're uncomfortable in front of us" said Tsunami.
"Plus he's not use to being a girl yet just acting like one" said Hina.
"Ha you're just jealous because I'm better looking and my chest is bigger" said Naruto though she wasn't sure why. Hina went wide eyed and blushed but remained silent.
"That was a bit harsh" said Kurenai.
"I uh I'm sorry I don't know what came over me" said Naruto.
At this point Hinata was slowly regaining consciousness. "W-what happened? I dreamed Naruto was a girl and then… Hinata broke off spotting said Naked blond.
"Um it wasn't a dream Hinata" said Sakura.
"10, 9, 8, 7" started Naruto.
"Uh why the countdown" asked Moegi. Her answer came when Hinata turned red and fainted again.
"That's why" said Naruto.
"Well I guess Hinata won't be much help" sighed Sakura.
"Ahem um perhaps we should find Naruto some new clothes since the old ones most like won't fit" said Kurenai.
"What" yelled Naruto scooping her clothes off the floor. She tried them on and sure enough nothing fit right at all. "No my precious orange outfit how could you forsake me" cried the blond. The rest of the girls sweat dropped.
"So Tsunami you wouldn't happen to have any old clothes lying around would you" asked Kurenai.
"I think I might" said Tsunami leaving the room.
"So uh Naruto you say you didn't notice anything strange last night" asked Sakura.
"Uh well not really, I mean except for being hot and sweaty oh and I guess hungry since I haven't eaten since the rest stop we made yesterday" replied Naruto.
"Hmm we may need to contact Lady Tsunade" said Sakura.
Just then Tsunami returned with a few clothes. "I'm afraid this is all I have" said Tsunami.
"*sigh* I guess that will have to do. Unfortunately she's going to have to go braless for now" said Sakura.
"No way! I'm not dressing like a girl yelled" Naruto.
"Well I guess I'll just go start breakfast and tend to your sensei" said Tsunami setting the clothes on the bed.
"You will wear em or else" said Sakura cracking her knuckles and giving off her signature angry sadistic look.
Naruto gulped. "Uh y-yes Sakura" said the blond fearing getting beaten up by the pink haired kunoichi. Naruto remembered just how bad Sakura's wrath could be.
"Good now first we should go get cleaned" said Sakura.
"Yeah lets all go to the new bath house I heard about" said Kurenai.
They then got dressed and left for the bath house. Naruto kept complaining about the pink kimono she had wear. Sakura of course said that the other outfit would have to serve as her normal clothes for now and Naruto had to deal with it. Kurenai carried the unconscious Hinata. Thankfully for them the bath house was only a 10 minute walk from Tazuna's house.
"Wow the Land of Waves sure have busy" said an impressed Sakura looking at the large cabin like structure that was the baths.
They walked in and were greeted by the clerk. "Ah here for the early bath special I presume" said the man.
"Yes sir" said Moegi.
"Okay for girls it's 20 ryo each" said the man.
"But I'm not..oof" said Naruto before being elbowed by Sakura.
The girls all paid and went inside blissfully unaware of the visitors arriving at Tazuna's.
To Be Continued
A/N: phew chapter 2 done. This took a while but I made it extra long compared to the first chapter for you all. So who are the mysterious visitors? Find out next chapter. Oh and before people get on my case about the bath house some last second ideas struck me. You'll just have to wait for chapter 3 mwahaha.
To: and useless knowledge this chapter is for you two ^^
To: Lanky Nathan I'm soooooo sorry I got side tracked and my muse just didn't want to cooperate I hope this satisfies you for now. Anyway not sure how often I'll update this story but at least I showed my muse who's boss and kicked writers block to the curb like the piece of trash it is lol
