Woohooo! Mop moment number two, I worked hard for this one, I wanted this to be funny and original, but sometimes creativity isn´t enough... Anyway, read it and review please.
Detective Conan is not my property, it belongs to Gosho Aoyama-san.
Aoko was running as fast as she could, she was extremely late for school and she hasn´t arrived yet! She woke up that morning and almost got a heart attack when she saw the time, she was late for school! ; so Nakamori Aoko dresses herself and almost brushed her hair as she hurried downstairs, she got such a shock when she didn´t see her father reading the newspaper while drinking coffe as he always did. She was so late that her father was long gone to work! "Miserable father, he goes to work and doesn´t even bother to wake me up".
Finally, she arrives at the school gates and sees…no one! Oh no! Everyone is already in class! She is so going to hear it from sensei. Making a sprint from the school gates to her classroom, the panicked and tired girl opens the door and apologizes loudly, "I´m sorry for the lateness, I…"
The panicked girl felt a gust of wind and her skirt being flipped followed by a flash of light, taking full view of her surroundings she sees an almost empty classroom and a grinning and-from Aoko´s point of view-stupid Kaito, holding a stupid digital camera.
"Kaaaiiitooo!", Aoko growled furiously stomping her feet and walking towards the magician.
"Ha! Ha! You should have seen the look of your face, it was priceless!" the teenager never stopped laughing, ignoring Aoko´s dark aura.
"I knew you were up to something when you appeared by my doorstep yesterday claiming that you were there to help me with my homework, which, was so easy that I didn´t need any help at all!" the girl was far from composed and her face was distortioned by anger. Now everything seemed to make sense, her father was nowhere in sight because he was still asleep and no one was at the school gates because it was so early in the morning. Oh, Aoko needs her revenge. Now.
While Kaito was laughing like the maniac he is (A/N: Well, he lacks some…things *coughscrewscough*…here and there), something brushed him and soon he saw right before his eyes his stupid digital camera being smashed to pieces; the girl he put a prank on was holding a mop expertly looking dangerous and ready to kill, to say the least. The mop chase began.
"Aoko, don´t blame me, it is your fault for not noticing."
"You´ll pay, and suffer, and rue for this, you $!&¿/*#."
"Pink, isn´t that lovely?"
"Kaaiitoo!"
"Wow, you make my name sound like a curse"
"Die, you stupid magician."
"Well, come and catch me then. I dare you." Kaito smirked and Aoko growled jumping over a desk, how dare he? He is mocking her! "He´ll pay, suffer and rue for this, just you see Kaito."
Meanwhile, Kaito has his own thoughts," Wow, she looks like a girl when she´s mad, oh, and look that rude mouth with those rude lips full of rude remarks…I wonder how they feel…Wait, WHAT?",.
By the way, the thought was so disturbing that Kaito froze.
Aoko swung her mop with all her strength expecting Kaito to dodge. Again. That didn´t happen, instead, the mop crashed on Kaito´s chest with full force and he felt to the floor, the swing was so strong that Aoko felt too. Above Kaito. With their faces almost touching. With their eyes locked. Both teenagers saw everything as if time has slowed down and they saw each other faces red with embarrassment, so…they ran away, sat down on their desks and looked at opposite sides.
Some minutes later…
"I wonder what´s wrong with them, I mean, they are not chasing each other", Keiko mumbled feeling disturbed. Watching both Kaito and Aoko, avoiding each other's faces and without emitting any kind of sound is a panicking scene.
Yet, it seems it wasn´t just Momoi Keiko who wondered why the sudden change of behavior, in fact, everyone else on the classroom was nervous, tense or hiding behind or under their desks, because, who wouldn´t fear for his life if number one prankster/magician and best friend with a short-tempered expert mop wielder was acting as a normal teenager
…Oh Kami!...Someone save us!
At lunch…
"You see Nakamori-chan, hawks are intelligent animals, and I must tell you that my Watson is something above the average"
"Wow, that´s really cool Hakuba-kun"
Hakuba Saguru and Nakamori Aoko were having a nice conversation, meanwhile, Kaito is bored and doing nothing while sitting on his desk, just expecting the perfect opportunity to distract his mind or pull a prank, or even better, both of them.
"Of course, I cannot even imagine my life without him"
"Aww, that´s adorable, Hakuba-kun"
Kaito was still bored, and was immersed in his own nothingness, ignoring everything that surrounded him and never paying attention to others actions, still waiting for a distraction.
"I am delighted to hear that, Nakamori-chan, but Watson is not just part of my personal life as he also helps me with cases sometimes."
"Really? What a smart hawk, it is like an animal detective!"
Kaito was bored and yawned.
"It is a shame that I will not bring him to tonight´s heist, Watson is a bit tired"
"Yeah, I would like to see your hawk peck KID or something"
Now that caught Kaito´s attention, KID uh? That definitely concerns him; the magician smirked and decided to listen a bit more to the conversation…wait…peck KID? On which side are you Aoko!...Oh yes, she´s on the other side.
"That´s not necessary, as I will catch that slippery thief tonight"
"Of course you will, you´re a gre…"
Aoko was interrupted by a muffled laugh and Hakuba frowned, both of them turned their heads and saw Kaito smiling and containing a laugh, the prankster couldn´t take it anymore and began to laugh loudly.
"You? Catch KID!" Kaito was laughing and clutching his stomach, suddenly, he straightened himself and took a serious face.
"NEVER", said Kaito with confidence and authority. Both Hakuba and Aoko were pissed, the British was looking madly at Kaito and Aoko was looking at the opposite side with her arms crossed and all flustered.
"KID-sama will never be captured by the likes of you"
"Oh, you will see Kuroba; I cannot wait to see you behind bars"
"I have told you a thousand times and I will tell you again so listen up: .."
"A thief and a liar, great combination, taking into account the fact that both of you are expert magicians, have a daring attitude to authority, are within the same age range, have similar, if not exact physical capacities and characteristics, have a high intellectual coefficient, are lame at skating, and, most importantly, have an innate and natural ability to enrage the Nakamoris", Hakuba made a pause and smirked, "I wouldn´t doubt if both of you have the same weakness to mops"
Aoko found this last sentence interesting, if both Kaito and Kaitou Kid had the same abilities and capacities, why not the same weaknesses? An idea began to form on her head.
Later, at the heist…
Every single officer in the Task Force had a worried face, and no, this time it wasn´t because of Kaitou Kid´s possible success, it was an event beyond that.
Nakamori Ginzo was holding a mop.
But not just holding it, he chose that cleaning tool as a weapon to beat Kid, and what worried them the most was the fact that Nakamori-keibu actually thought that with the mop included KID would fail.
Flashback
"Otou-san, believe me, KID will fall mercilessly with this", Aoko was trying to convince her father into using a mop to capture KID.
"It´s just that it is plain weird Aoko"
"Otou-san, I chase Kaito with this every day and mostof the times he gets beaten, and you know that Kaitou Kid and that stupid friend of mine are really alike", now that sounded convincing.
"So, Aoko, what were you telling me?"
End of flashback
"Butter biscuits, why did not I think of that before?", Hakuba Saguru muttered to himself and slapped his own Brtitish and snobby face.
Soon, the heist began, the lights went out, some officers inhaled pink gas, and all of those weird things that happen when Kaitou Kid is around. The thief was holding the jewel and smiled to himself, but his smile broke and his poker face shredded into pieces when he was attacked with a mop, a wet and dirty mop. Nakamori-keibu soon began to chase the magician in a brutally manner, the KID Task force was amazed, for the first time the inspector was giving Kaitou Kid a real tough time.
Kaitou Kid was suffering, the inspector was awfully worse that Aoko! Soon, he would not be able to handle it anymore, it was as if the inspector gained superpowers when in contact with a mop; the hits were painful and the chase brutal, oh Kami someone save him!
Hakuba reconsidered his previous disappointment( you know, when he slapped himself) "Even, if I had come up with that idea, I would never use a mop s the inspector does…mmm…the Nakamoris must be a special breed (WT? Hakuba!) I must run some genetic tests on them.
KID looked definitely sullen and beaten, the thief was wet and extremely exhausted, right now he is standing on the roof, more eager to run away from the cursed mop than anything else; also, right now The Kid Task Force officers are eating popcorn.
Kid Task Force officer #1: Hey, detective, want some (offers popcorn).
Hakuba Saguru: Of course, it would be a pleasure.
The thief quickly checks the gem on the moonlight and realizes that this is not the gem he is searching for, so… he quickly throws it away and jumps from the roof of the building trying to preserve his dear life.
The next morning…
Kuroba Kaito is on his classroom reading the newspaper, with a strangely beaten face and body; he can´t stop feeling useless when he sees Nakamori´s grinning face while holding a gem on the front page.
"Hey, Kaito, why are you so beaten up"
"Go away Aoko, go buy some heart printed panties or something"
"What did you say Kaito!" Kaito turns around and his eyes almost got out of their sockets. Aoko was holding a mop.
"No, please I beg of you! Take that thing away from me!"
Now Kuroba Kaito has two major fears: fish and mops.
Somehow, I expected more, it seems longer on the computer...
Nooooow...Omake time!
Kaito and Aoko are walking on the mall.
Kaito: Aoko, why are you holding a mop?
Aoko: You see, my "Kaito-is-going-to-say-something-rude" sensor is on, so I couldn´t help it.
Kaito: Aoko?
Aoko: Yes?
Kaito: You´re really dumb, aren´t you?
SLAP!
