I didn't get to make line breaks in the intro…and I'm too lazy to do so.


First Chapter: Visitors

"Hey guys!" Ino said, running to the others, smiling.

Everybody turned to her with bored looks on their faces. "Hi, Ino."

As Ino got to them, she stopped and raised a brow. "Man are you acting like you're going to die or something!"

"And to think that you would still have the energy to be happy at a hot summer day like this." Kiba complained. "So what's up?"

"Visitors." She replied excitedly. The rest of the gang perked up.

"Visitors?!" They repeated.

"Yeah. And they're coming tomorrow!" Ino squealed and jumped up and down. "I'm so excited to meet them."

"We figured that out on our own." Shikamaru mumbled to Temari, which caused her to giggle.

"So who are they?" Naruto asked. It was good that he was listening for a change.

"I don't really know. I just heard Tsunade-sama and Shizune talking about it when I was going to send in some papers."

The gang backed out.

"Y-you're eavesdropping!" Naruto accused.

Ino stuck a tongue out to him. "Am not!"

"Stop it Naruto!" Sakura said and puched him in the head, leaving Naruto with a huge lump.

"That hurt!"

While Sakura and Naruto started fighting, (Ami: Which I predict will leave Naruto with broken bones) Sasuke went to her to ask her a few questions of his own. "Who do you think they will be?"

"My guess it that they'll be from some far away place. Nobody ever goes to Konoha except when they're from another country!" Ino replied.

"I…I h-hope they…will be k-kind." Hinata replied and fiddled with her fingers.

"How about animals? Do you think they'll love Akamaru?" Kiba patted his canine companion, who wagged it's tail to show he liked it.

"GIRLS! WILL THEY BE GIRLS?!" Jiraiya suddenly popped in, making everybody else shudder.

Another vein popped on the side of Sakura'd forehead. "GET AWAY FROM HERE, YOU PERV!" she said and punched Jiraiya so hard, that he was sent to the moon.

Everybody sweat dropped.

Sakura's wrath finally ended and she was then back to her normal self. "So where were we?"

Everybody double sweat dropped.

"I hope they're the same age as ours." Shino replied. "That way we won't fell different from them.

They started thinking more like "What school do you think they attend" and "Would we even be able to meet them?" and all that kinds of stuff.

"Wait. I just remembered something." Ino interrupted and thought hard. "The guys there used to be a friend of Konoha's"

"So they'll be old?" Naruto asked.

"Use your brain, dobe!" Sasuke said, to which led to another fight.

A knuckle both punched them on the jaw, to which sent them flying to opposite sides.

"STOP IT YOU TWO OR I'LL DO IT AGAIN!" Sakura said.

The two remained silent after that.

"Anyways, let's just wait for tomorrow." Ino ended their conversation and all went back to their perspective homes.

~XOXO~

=Jiraiya's mini chapter=

Jiraiya was there, all alone in the moon, playing with a harmonica that he coincidentally found there.

(Ami: WARNING. Jiraiya singing. Don't like, Don't read.)

"I am alone on the moon~!"

"Waiting for somebody to get me soon~!"

"Playing a harmonica to no waste time~!"

"Now I'm starting to sing in a rhyme~!"

"PLEASE HELP ME~! SOMEBODY~!"

"I WANNA GO ALREADY~!"

"Back to earth with all the girls I want~!"

"If you don't help me now, you I will forever haunt~!"

"DAMN YOU SAKURA, I'M SO GOING TO KILL YOU~!"

"But now all I could do is cry, 'boohoo'~!"

Jiraiya's singing was so horrible, that it made the aliens relocate to another galaxy. Some stars cracked and the moon's floor rumbled.


Second Chapter: Land Ho!


This part didn't show much of parody at all…well, except for Jiraiya of course. That perv would never stop at nothing when it comes to girls. Good thing Sakura sent him to the place where he belongs!

Thanks for reading~!

-Ami Sano-

~^.^~