Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon.


So, Giovanni had cleaned up the puke and urine out of his car. He began to think this road trip was a mistake. He sighed as he continued to drive down the highway. At least the car was quiet. No one was speaking. Wendy had fallen asleep so there wasn't a sane person that was awake in the car besides him. He began to wish he took Domino or something, but he was too far to turn around now. These four acted like big babies. At least Meowth was alright, he assumed. "Boss?" Maybe he spoke too soon.

"What?" He gritted his teeth.

"I'm hungry." Meowth complained.

"Okay, we'll stop at a Wendy's or something." He compromised.

"Ew, I hate Wendy's!" Cassidy whined.

"Okay, then we'll go to Burger King."

"But I don't like the seeds on the buns there." James whined.

"You can't even taste them!" Giovanni yelled.

"Yeah but just knowing that they're there…I don't like it." James said.

"Yeah me too." Butch spoke up. "How about Taco Bell?"

"I don't like tacos." Cassidy pouted.

"What's wrong with you? How could you not like tacos?" Jessie asked.

"Mexican food doesn't go well with my tummy." Cassidy said.

"Then how about…McDonalds? No tacos, no seeds, and it's not Wendy's." Giovanni said.

"Okay!" The five idiots smiled.

"Alright, let's go through the drive through then."

"I can't eat in the car." Jessie said. Giovanni was about to say too bad, but he remembered the earlier events of the day.

"Okay, we'll eat inside." Giovanni said and pulled into a McDonald's. They stood in line and finally it was their turn. Giovanni simply ordered a cheeseburger and a coke while Wendy just ordered some fries and a sprite. "What does everyone else want?"

"I want…a Big Mac!" Meowth said, "With a large soda." Simple enough.

"I want seven big macs, eight large fries, and a large coke." James ordered. Giovanni sweatdropped. Apparently eating cheap wouldn't happen. "Can you super size it?"

"Sorry, we don't do that anymore." The cashier said.

"Drats." James said.

"I'll just have the same as him!" Butch piped up. "Hey, we have more in common than I thought!" Now, it was Jessie and Cassidy's turn to order.

"Hmm…A cheeseburger happy meal please!" Jessie said.

"Jessie, aren't we a little old for happy meals?" Giovanni said.

"I want a happy meal!" She stomped her foot.

"Okay, okay." Giovanni sighed.

"I want a happy meal too. Same as her." Cassidy told the cashier.

"Okay, would you two like fries or apple dippers?" Asked the cashier.

"Fries. Who would even get apple dippers? That's not the Mickey D's experience! You have to have a heart attack in a package." Cassidy said.

"I want fries too." Jessie said.

"Okay. Your total comes to forty nine dollars and fifty two cents." Giovanni mumbled a bad word under his breath and paid. He handed everyone their cups to go fill at the soda fountain. The five went to fill up their drinks. Giovanni and Wendy waited to fill theirs. Chaos was bound to happen.

When James got to the soda fountain, he put the coke in first. "Oh man, I forgot ice!" He said. Since his cup was filled to the top, when he put the ice in, the soda splashed in various directions. Butch managed to do the same as James. Meowth was somewhat neat about it except he put sprite in it then decided against it so he dumped it out continuously in the garbage. He finally decided on Hi C. It looked as if Jessie and Cassidy put a little bit of everything in their small children sized cups. He watched them laugh as they pressed in all of the small bubbles on the top of the lid for their sodas.

Giovanni and Wendy got their drinks after the other five were far away from the station. Giovanni then brought over their order to a large table so they could all sit together. James and Butch finished before everyone else. Giovanni couldn't believe that they were able to stay that thin. Whatever. He was going to enjoy his meal. James then announced for the whole restaurant to hear, "I have to poop!" And then dashed for the bathroom, followed by Butch who probably had to take a dump, too.

Meanwhile, Jessie and Cassidy opened their toys and began to play with them. They each had the same My Little Pony character. It was white and had pink hair and came with a small brush. Giovanni had to stop himself from pounding his head against the table. He had to continuously remind himself he was in public. Wendy just sat there and he could see the embarrassment in her face. He saw that Jessie and Cassidy both ate exactly half of their burgers and finished all their fries. He then saw the two throwing the ponies across the restaurant. "Look! Mine flies!" Jessie announced.

"Mine too!" Cassidy giggled. Since she had joined Team Rocket, he thought she was sane. He began to rethink about all of his employees.

James and Butch ran back to the table shouting "Beware the stench!" Then all of a sudden, the whole restaurant began to reek of poop.

"Let's go." Giovanni said as he and Wendy plugged their noses.

"But wait! We have to pee." Cassidy said.

"Okay, we'll be out in the car." Giovanni said and ran out of there. A few minutes later, Jessie and Cassidy ran back to the car. They got in their seats and Giovanni drove off.

"Wait!" Jessie said. "Me and Cassidy forgot our ponies in the bathroom!"

"You can live without them." Wendy said.

"But Jemima was a great pony. She was the weirdest flying pony in her herd, but that didn't stop her from eating lemons off of the lemon tree." Cassidy said as her eyes became glazed over with tears.

"She lived a noble life. Just like Louis, the flying, orange eating pony with pink hair." Jessie said put a comforting hand on Cassidy's shoulder. Cassidy looked up and smiled at her.

"Yeah, you're right. It's time to move on." Cassidy said.

"Boss?"

"Yes, James?"

"I'm hungry!"

"You just ate a massive lunch. I think you can wait."

"But I pooped it all out! Now my stomach hurts from hunger."

"Yeah, me too." Butch piped up. Luckily, Wendy was smart enough to bring a few snacks on the trip. She handed them the cooler and the two were as happy as children getting a new bike.

Jessie then noticed the mall and squealed. "Boss? Can we go to the mall? Please? Please?" She got extremely hyper in the matter if seconds.

"No we can't."

"But Santa's gonna be there!" Cassidy pointed out. It was two weeks before Christmas.

"Yeah, can we please go see Santa?" James asked.

"Please?" All five said at once.

"NO!" Giovanni yelled. Then, they all started to cry.

"But I want Santa to know I've been a good girl this year!" Jessie said.

"And I want him to know what I want for Christmas!" Cassidy began to stomp her feet on the floor of the car.

"I want to sit on Santa's lap!" James cried.

"I wanna be his top cat!"

"I want to go have a smoke!" Butch pouted.

"Okay, okay just everyone shut up! I'll bring you all to go see Santa!" Giovanni said and drove towards the mall.

Giovanni really wanted to kill himself.