Here's another chapter. In here, the winners of the lottery began to get ready to go to their vacations.
Chapter 2 -"BUBBLE, DOUBLE, BOIL AND TROUBLES. TO THE SHIP OF LOVE ON THE DOUBLE"
After hearing there names, and won the contest, the -"Fellowship of the Dumbest Pervets" - (a.k.a Beavis and Butt-Head & Happosai & Johnny Bravo & Master Roshi & Quagmire & Jiraiya & Kid Muscle)- were now preparing their stuffs for the trip:
-Nerima, Tendo Dojo-
Happosai was putting some clothes on a small suitcase, he was singing happy:
Happosai:"-(singing)- This is the life for me, this is the life for me, I'm gonna go and see many cool chicks"-.-(stop singing)- uuuu, just think. A WHOLE WEEK IN A SHIP WITH ALL THOSE BABES. AND ALL THOSE PANTIES TO STEAL WOOO HOOOOO. I AM SO HAPPY HAHAHA"
Soun and Genma were also happy for because they like him, but because he was gonna go away:
Soun:" Well Saotome, I'm happy for this."
Genma:"-(nod)- I know what you mean Tendo."
Soun & Genma:"-(singing together)- A WEEK WHIT OUT THE DREADLY MASTER"
Happosai hear them:
Happosai:"-(glaring)- What you 2 fools singing about"
Hearing their master call, they stop dancing and singing;
Soun & Genma:" Nothing"
Happosai:" I thought so. I'll be gone for a whole week, so I expect you 2 to keep my stuffs in my room clean and in order. Got that"
Soun:" Um...yes Master"
Genma:" Dont worry about your precious stuffs. We'll look after them"
Happosai:" -(evil glare) – You better. Cause if any of them are lost or destroy...You're gonna be in a world of pain. You hear me"
Soun-Genma:" - (bow and whimp) – Yes Master"
-Highland High-
Beavis and Butt-Head house
Butt-Head enters the room and address Beavis, who was lying on the couch, watching porn:
Butt-Head:" Hey Beavis, did you like, put all our clothes in the suitcuise for our trip"
Beavis:" Um...uh...no I haven't"
Butt-Head:" Uuuh...how come, you lazy Bonner?"
Beavis:" Um...cause like, we don't have any clothes heh heh heh"
Butt-Head:" Uuuuu...oh yea, hu hu hu hu. I forgot"
Beavis:" But like, with the money we won, we could buy cool clothes he he he he"
Butt-Head:" Uuuu...yea, we can"
Beavis:" Heh heh heh heeeeh. I'm gonna buy cool clothes, especially those Alvin Lime"
Butt-Head:" Who?"
Beavis:" You know, those cool clothes with the designer name on it"
Butt-Head:" That's Calvin Clain you dumb ass"
Beavis:" Oh yea"
Butthead:" Um...so get your butt outta there. We gotta go to the store to buy, um, stuffs, clothes
-Aaron City- Johnny Bravo House:
As a kid, Johnny was looking desperate for his clothes all over the house, going up and down:
Johnny Bravo:" Hey momma, have you seen my luck sweater, I can't find it"
Mrs. Bravo:" Have you look under your bead sweety"
Johnny Bravo:" Now why would it be under me bed. -(looks under his bead)- .Hey, here it is"
Mrs. Bravo:" Now Johnny, do you have everything for your trip? Tooth Brush, cun, clean under wears?
Johnny Bravo:" - (winny)- Hey mom, I'm an adult now, not some little kid okay. Now where's my blinky -(his lucky blanket)-"
-Turtle Island-
Roshi was placing his clothes on his suitcase, his turtle was helping him:
Mst. Roshi:" Let see. Clean shirt, hat, pants, underpants. Guess I have everything now"
Turtle:" Are you sure you're not forgetting anything master"
Mst. Roshi:' Of course not, what do you think I'm stupid?"
Turtle:" Why do you think I'm telling you"
Mst. Roshi:"-(mad)- HEY, YOU BETTER SHOW MORE RESPECT TO ME, OR I'LL SEND YOU TO THAT HINATA PLACE, WHERE YOU'LL BE THE MAIN SUPPER FOR THAT BLONDE WEIRD GIRL -(Kaolla Su)-"
Turtle:"-(horrified)- I'll be good master, I'll be good"
- (Special Note: How does Roshi knows Kaolla Su, and the Hinata Place? Thats a story for another time) -
Mst. Roshi:" Now, where is my Cain?"
-Muscle League Island- Kid Muscle House:
When he hear he won, Kid Muscle was happily packing up his stuffs, his trainer Phil was whit him in his room:
Kid Muscle:"-(humming happy)- I'm gonna go on vacation, I'm gonna go on vacation, this will be so cool"
Phil:" Hey Kid, I don't you think this is a cool idea, I mean, we have to train more for the upcoming tournament in the muscle league"
Kid Muscle:" Oh come on Phil, it's only gonna be for a week, and besides, it will help me to forget what happen to Roxanne"
Terry Kenyon:" Say Kid, what did happen with you and Roxanne?"
Hearing that, Kid slumps into the ground, and gave a sad sigh:
Kid Muscle:"-(sad)- Roxanne broke up whit me. She said that I was too immature and stupid"
Phil:"-(sarcastic)- Jeez, now how did she came up with that conclusion"
Kid Muscle:" Don't know. But this vacation will help me get over it, and to relax"
Terry Kenyon:"-(nod)- Guess you're right, some time to relax will be good for the body and mind"
Kid Muscle:" Thanks Terry"
Phil:"-(sights)- Ugn. I suppose, but you better not get into trouble Kid"
Kid Muscle:" - (smiling) - Don't worried Phil, I wont. What kind of trouble would I get into to?"
Phil:"-(thinking-sweat drop)- Must he ask that"
-Rhode Island New York-
Quagmire House
We see Quagmire packing all his stuffs for the trip in his room. He puts some t-shirts, pants, underpants, all that he'll need;
Quagmire:" Um lets see...T-shirt check, trunks check, underpants, check, Porn Magazines for the road check, guest thats all. WAIT..."
He goes to his closets and takes out some handcuffs, some ropes, black mask...all those were for Sado;
Quagmire:" Hehehe, cant forget this babies. The ladies will love it if its rought giggity"
He then sees a inflable rubber woman in the corner of his room:
Quagmire:" He, sorry betty, but this is one trip you're gonna have to skip"
-Konoha-
As Jiraiya was preparing for the trip, he was visited by Tsunade.
Tsunade:" So. You're going to that trip?"
Jiraiya:" You bet. Man, its gonna be so great. A whole week in a Cruise."
Tsunade:" Are you sure that is wise for you to go. Remember that you need to train Naruto for the dangers up ahead. Remember that the Akatsuki are on the lose"
Jiraiya:" Come on Tsunade. I'm only gonna be gone for a week. Is not like the world's gonna end now is it. Naruto is well prepare as it is."
Tsunade:" Still...for you to go away in a none mission. I suggest that you pospone it until things cool down"
Jiraiya:" Give me a break Tsunade. I could use a vacation. Kami knows that i've been busy for a long time. And I have to take this chance to relax. So dont worry"
Tsunade:" What ever. Just be back here when your vacation's over you got it"
Of course...Tsunade said that, cause deep inside she was jealous of him. Cause she wanted to win that trip, but with her rotten luck she didnt.
And so, our lucky winners went to the Airport and took flight to their destination. Of course, there were some small trouble. As some of them, well all of them, cause trouble. Beavis drank too much Coca Cola, and went into overdrive, changing him into the Mighty Cornholio, and went into the cook pit and yell -" I AM CORNHOLIO"-, and the Pilots got scare and the plane went sideways. Johnny Bravo, Happosai, Jiraiya and Quagmire tried to charm some ladies aboard, but were detaing by the Air Marshall. But no big troubles went.
Later we see and the pear, a buss stop and from it, 8 people got out whit some bags and again it was -"The Fellowship of the Dumbest Perverts"-. When they were walking to the ship, they bump into each other:
Kid Muscle:"-(apologizing to Roshi)- Oh I'm so sorry mister, are you okay?"
Master Roshi:" No problem, I'm okay. So were are you going kiddo?"
Kid Muscle:" Oh, I'm going on that ship, you see I won a contest and-"
Master Roshi:" Humm, it wouldn't happen to be the Contest that was held on T.V? Was it"?
Kid Muscle:" Yea, how you know?"
Master Roshi:"-(showing his ticket)- I was also one of the winners"
Kid Muscle:" I see, that's cool for you"
Master Roshi:" Thanks Kid"
Kid Muscle:" My name is Kid Muscle"
Master Roshi:" You may called me Roshi"
Beavis and Butt-Head approach them:
Beavis:" Excuse, can you tell us how to get to that ship he he he"
Kid Muscle:" Sure, but why?"
Butt-Head:" Uuuu, me and Beavis like, won a contest and-"
Beavis:"-(excited-shaking his head)- And we're gonna on it and meet chicks and stuff and."
Butt-Head:"-(smacking Beavis)- Shut up bunghole"
Master Roshi:" Are you one of the winners on that T.V contests?"
Butt-Head:" Uuuu...yea"
Master Roshi:" What a coincident, so are we, why don't we all go together then, it will be fast this way"
Beavis:" Eeeeee...okay he he he he. This is gonna be cool"
Kid Muscle:" I'll say"
Butt-Head:" Say, I'm Butt-Head, and this butt-hole is Beavis"
Beavis:" Yea me too he he he he"
Kid Muscle:" - (thinking confuse) – Beavis and Butthead? What strange name they have. - (outlaud)- Well I'm Kid Muscle"
When they were walking, Johnny Bravo stops them:
Johnny Bravo:" Excuse me folks, I'm looking for the ship named -"The Tsunami"-, can you tell me how to get there"
Kid Muscle:" Don't tell me dude, you won a contests on T.V. Right"
Johnny Bravo:" HOLY. That's right, how you know? Are you a wizard or something"?
Master Roshi:" You see son, all of us are the winners on that contest"
Johnny Bravo:" I see."
Kid Muscle:" Want to join us, were going there ourselves"
Johnny Bravo:".Okay, why not. By the way, I'm Johnny Bravo"
Master Roshi:" Good to meet you Johnny"
Then Happosai jumps in front of Roshi:"
Happosai:" Hey Roshi, how you doing you old dog"
Master Roshi:" Hey Happie, good to see you again, what are you doing here?"
Happosai:" I just so happen to win some tickets to-"
Master Roshi:" -to a one week on the Tsunami, right Happie!"
Happosai:" Hey, how you know?"
Master Roshi:" Hehehe, cause like you, I too won a week vacation, same as this fellows."
Happosai:" Hahaha, aint this a small world. With you, this will be a blast"
Master Roshi:" You said it hahahaha"
-"Excuse me. Are you guys here for the Weekend Cruise?"-
They spotted 2 guys walking toward them...it was Jiraiya and Quagmire;
Quagmire:" Are you guys also the winners of the Weekend Cruise?"
Kid Muscle:" Thats right. You 2 also won the contest right?"
Jiraiya:" Damn straight. I am Jiraiya, nice to meet you"
Quagmire:" Call me Quagmire gigitty gigity"
Happosai:" Nice to meet you 2. Well, since it appears that we're all here. Lets head out for the ship"
Once clear of all, they headed together for the ship, while walking:
Beavis:" This trip is gonna be cool he he he he, hope they serve Nachos"
Johnny Bravo:" You like Nachos?"
Beavis:" He he he, hell yea, whit lot of cheese he he he"
Johnny Bravo:" Hey, I'm starting to like this kid -(to Beavis)- Nachos sure taste good with cheese"
Butt-Head:" Hu hu hu hu, we're like, gonna see lots of chicks and stuff, that's gonna be cool hu hu hu hu"
Happosai:"-(tear eyes)- Oooooh yea, all those pretty lady's we're gonna meet, and all those panties"
Master Roshi:"-(happy)- I can hardly wait for it, this is the happy day of my life"
Happosai:" Mine too Roshi. Mine too"
Kid Muscle:" It sure is gonna be awesome, I can see myself cover whit all those beautiful girls jajajaja"
Jiraiya:" I cant wait to see them. I'm sure they'll be awe with my glorious looks hahahaha"
Quagmire:" ALIRIGHT. A SHIP FULL OF HOT BABES. HEHEHE ITS GONNA BE AWESOME GIGITY GIGITY GIGITY GOOOO"
Beavis:" Hehehehe, this guy's pretty cool."
Once they reach the door to the ship, the guard asked them for their tickets, once done that, they aboard the ship. Minutes later, the ship began to set sail:
Butt-Head:" This is gonna be the coolest day of our lives"
Beavis:" Hehehehe, -(shaking his head)- Booing oing oing oing oing"
Happosai:" This boy's right. It will be the adventure of our lifetime"
Master Roshi:" You better believe it hehehehe"
Jiraiya:" Gentlements. Today we embark on our destiny. The one we've been waiting our lifes"
Quagmire:" I cannot wait to set sail. And to see all those babes he."
Johnny Bravo:" Get ready pretty ladies, -(does some poses) - for Johnny's coming for you"
Its done...the Perverts, I mean, the guys are now in the ship. Ready for their adventure of a lifetime.
The whole crew in a ship with cute ladies...what could happen! Will they cause trouble? Will they behave and act mature and responsible? We can only wait and see.
To be continue.
Another chapter done. Hope that you fans are liking it. Cause unlike the old one, i'm putting a lot of efford into this story.
To all the fans out there;
What kind of trouble could the Team get into?
What funny scenes do you think could happen there?
In order to make this story even better...you can all send me your ideas for the next chapters.
And be patiente...for later.
