I know I couldn't pick just one canon pairing, because I dislike most of the canon pairings mentioned regarding the golden trio era (as some people annoyingly call it).

WARNING: Completely silly, waste of time drabble, with LOTS of character and canon pairing-bashing. You've been warned.

Written for #2 of The Challenging Challenge prompts by Sable Supernova

Word count: 501


Luna Lovegood always found relationships curious. Her friend, Ginny Weasley, had been through several and had given Luna advice on how to deal with boys.

In their third year, Ginny had gone to the Yule Ball with Neville. The two had shared a brief kiss. Luna scrunched up her face. Ew. So gross. To kiss the dry lips of a nervous boy. How Ginny put up with it, she'd never know!

Then, in fourth year, Ginny was dating a Ravenclaw named Michael Corner. He was the Ravenclaw slut, or so Luna had heard. She told her friend and, soon after, Ginny had dumped him. Luna was glad she had saved her friend. But it worried her that Ginny still dreamed of Michael's kisses. From what Luna had seen of the couple snogging, they looked like overeager puppies. Yuck!

Fifth year, Ginny was dating Dean Thomas, the tall, quiet black boy in Harry's year. Luna liked Dean, but could not understand why Ginny and Dean fought so much. Why be with someone with whom you constantly disagreed? As Luna thought, Ginny broke up with Dean before the end of the year.

And sixth year. The star couple. Ginny and Harry. Luna almost choked on her pumpkin juice the first time she caught them snogging. It was so gross she felt her lunch come up. Luna didn't know which was worse: Potter's feigned unfamiliarity with girls, or Ginny's attempts at innocence. Luna knew that Ginny had shagged Dean and Michael, but should she let Potter believe his best friend's sister was innocent?

She sighed and shook her head. It's none of my business, she told herself. Harry could look after himself and Ron would have told him by now. The boys were best friends. Or at least, Ron should have told him by now.

If Ron wasn't so busy with Hermione. Double yuck! Luna groaned. Another gross couple. Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger. It had been bad enough when, during the Yule Ball, Hermione had showed up with that super dreamy Quidditch star Viktor Krum. In person, Krum was all muscle. But once he started talking, Krum had some very good ideas about animal rights. Luna completely agreed and became a Krum-supporter after their unexpected chat.

Ron and Harry had taken the Patil twins as their Yule Ball dates, if Luna remembered correctly. Luna like the Patils. They were nice girls. But she felt bad for them. Harry couldn't dance and Ron was completely disinterested. Men! Luna decided. Triple yuck!

The ABSOLUTE WORST! The prize winner for worst couple EVER invented, was, Luna mused, Ron and Lavender Brown. Yup. That pretty in pink princess and a completely idiotic dolt made her gag so hard she wished she was drunk.

Luna thought about her friends' relationships and sighed, feeling lucky she wasn't paired up.

Until she tripped and caught the gaze of someone who had never been heard of before: Rolf Scamander.