Hey there, Aeternas Infinitum here. Please, excuse Lighty for his spelling and grammar errors—he refuses to trust spell-check. By the way, have you ever considered that I am actually one person? All four accounts, AI, Pops, and Lighty, and even this one… All the work of one being… Nah, that's ridiculous… right?

AI, stop it. It's me Lighty here. Just so you guys know, we are updating.

Theophylactos was tired of Mathias. The kid was a real nuisance. After being OOC for a week simply because of this guy, Theophylactos found solace in Poppyflower's antics. Her darker sides slowly emerged, but whenever Theophylactos asked about any sisters, she would grow a bit defensive, even though her sister Lilith had entered and been selected for Slytherin this year. Maybe it was because her sibling had chosen the emerald house, but Theophylactos suspected there was something she wasn't telling him. Anyways, Theophylactos let down his soundproof spell as Mathias walked towards the unfinished wall.

"Almost finished my plans… The angles are correct, and all the bookshelves and potion stands can be installed soon."

Theo perked up. "That might actually suit me!"

Mathias nodded, pulling his face mask up. "It'll suit the club too."

"…The club?"

Mathias nodded, pulling open the door. "You guys can come in! I've got the arena installed."

A flood of kids poured into the room, some oohing and ahhing at Theo's magical boundary that acted as a safety precaution. All the kids sat down at an octagonal stand in the center of the room, thirty-two total, four sitting on each side.

Mathias looked up. "Theo, could you remind me of the minimalizing spell?"

Theo practically screamed at the assembly. "What the hell are…"

Mathias smiled. "The tournament! There are eight teams, Bananas, Derpfaces, Ponies, Animatronics, Trolls, Stickmen, Minions and Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows!"

Theophylactos rolled his eyes at the last name. "Let me guess, it's like magical paintballs."

Mathias smiled. "Kind of, except you can do anything that's not permanent."

A wry smile crept upon Theophylactos' face. "So, I challenge you to a tournament. I'll assemble a team and play this 'tournament'. If I win, then you get out of my room."

Mathias smiled innocently. "And if I win?"

Theophylactos groaned. "Then I get my own room."

Mathias nodded, standing up. "Tomorrow, then. During our club time."

Theophylactos smiled. "Deal."

Theophylactos stood, three dark figures at his back. Poppyflower; Kyle, the boy from Astronomy last year who had proved himself a great friend and entertainer; and Peter, a Slytherin boy with extensive knowledge of potions. He had come equipped with about ten of the essentials he brewed.

"We are Team Cthnonis," Theophylactos said, grinning. "And we shalt be recognized by our black-and-silver uniforms."

Mathias nodded, three similar figures behind him. Edgar, a dark-haired Slytherin; Hans, a jolly Hufflepuff; and Joel, a blue-eyed, physically perfect Grffyndor.

"We are Team Bananas, recognizable by our yellow dancing banana." Mathias declared.

"Bananas are yummy!" Poppyflower declared emphatically.

"Let us delay the purging of my room no longer. Minima!"

Team Chtnonis materialized in the woods, trying to flank Team Banana. But Team Banana was anticipating this and had shields, casted by the senoir member of the group. Team Chtnonis suddenly couldn't move, because one kid had shouted duratusn, which froze them in place. But suddenly Team Banana was attacked by Team Troll. Theophylactos just went on a hike with the rest of the team. There was a occasional shout and scream, but they just sat around in a circle on logs while eating some stolen chewy bars from Mathais snack palor. Finaly, there was one team left, and it was Team Banana. It was a kid on his first year. So Theophylactos freezed him, and they danced around him for ten minutes.

"I have won!"

Theo was dragged to the front of the school, where he stood up to the podium. Mathais, sadly proclaimed that Theo was the winner.

"And now we give him the prize."

What prize? Theophylactos thought. I don't like were this is going.

"Theo has earned a Wyvern's egg."

"What!?"

Theo stood there, as he stared at a egg. It was purple. And quite big too. He didn't know what to say.

Suddenly, the egg hatch. Out came a baby that looked like a dragon, but thinner. Theophylacctos could tell it wasn't a illusion, or a defect gryffion. The baby ran away, into the forest.

"Oh crap."

A master started walking up to him.

"Since that is officialy Mathais property because he hadn't bestown it upon you, you have to go retrieve it.

"Wow."