Lemony: And the crack continues…


Pretty soon the Queen was hitting the blunt harder than Snoop Doggy Dog. She did it so good, she became The Queen Doggy Dog! She was on top o Integra's desk dancing alongside her while egging on a stripping Walter. He was down to his pants and swinging his shirt over his head.

"GO WALLY! GO WALLY! GO WALLY!" The Queen and Integra sang, being egged on by the high women, Walter rolled his ass and began humping Integra's desk while whispering naughty things to it.

"You know, I clean you off everyday…but you never talk to me…" He whispered to the furniture, "you gonna swing those long legs my way…"

"!" Alucard hollered running around the room, "Cheetos are crawling on me!" He cried patting down his suit like a madman.

So this is what government officials do in their spare time, get high as kites/

Integra and The Queen were dancing on the desk.

Alucard was flipping the fuck out.

Seras knocked the hell out.

And Walter… was making love to desk!

Walter wildly humped the desk making it slide across the floor. "WALTER!" Integra yelled, he stopped momentarily.

"GET A ROOM!" Integra laughed

"Cheetos are crawling on me!" Alucard hollered, "Seras help!"

And Seras responded by rolling over and snoring.

"QQQQUUUUUAAAAA-CHOOOOOOO"

Integra and The Queen meanwhile where having a dance contest.

"I'M NOT YO DADDY I'M YO GRANDPA!" The Queen sang flapping her arms like a wild chicken.

"DON'T STOP! GET IT! GET IT! LET ME PUT SOME PIMPIN' IN IT!" Integra yelled thrashing on top of the desk before falling off again, this time landing on her face. She stood and scrunched up her face.

"Ouch…" She said unenthusiastically,

"Hahahahah! Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing,"

"Yes, Quenny?"

"You…GOT SERVED!" The mocked still flapping her arms as if trying to take off like a bird. Integra cracked up laughing when she fell off the desk onto her royal ass.

"Cheetos aren't suppose to crawl on you!" Alucard said doing a full three-sixty. He stopped and his eyes got wide glazed over,

"Do you guys see what I see?" Alucard asked, "I see a rabbit…I can eat him!"

It wasn't a rabbit Alucard was looking it, it was the waist basket next to Integra's desk…which Walter was still trying to impregnate.

"I want you to have all my babies….we'll name them Walter Junior and Desky." He said still raping the poor table.

"Walter so horny! Him love you long time!" The Queen cackled at the high man, Walter wasn't listening, he was busy dry humping his desk lover. Alucard meanwhile, had the tackled the waist basket and gobbled it down.

"That bunny was delicious." He said licking his lips,

Seras was still asleep.

"QUUUUAAAAAHHHH-CHOOOOO!"

"You just ate a waist basket, stupid!" Integra yelled, Alucard shrugged,

"Waist baskets are delicious then."

"SERAS! WAKE YOUR ASS UP!" The Queen yelled, Seras snorted but stayed asleep.

"Are there anymore waist baskets to eat?" Alucard said rubbing his stomach looking at the desk watching Walter hump the paint off of it.

"Walter, why are you sexing that giant piece of chocolate cake?" Alucard asked giggled slightly,

Walter stopped his crazed shirt-less thrusting and looked at Alucard,

"Walter…I want that piece of cake…" Alucard growled, Walter's eyes got impossibly wide,

"YOU CAN'T HAVE HER!"

With that they began a bout of tug-of-war over the piece of cake/ desk woman.

"Quenny, I want a rematch!" Interga cried breaking out in the Funky Chicken, the Queen and started Pop-Locking!

They even started freestyles.

"House on the ground, bass in yo' face, all in the place, no time to waist! Being hypnotize! I see in your eyes! Feeling kinda beta' put on a sweata'!" Integra rapped,

"Get down with sound, house on the ground, freeze when I squeeze up to your knees! You ain't ready for this!" The Queen rapped still rolling her legs.

"GIMME THE CAKE!" Alucard yelled pulling the desk

"SHE'S MINE!" Walter hollered pulling back

After a while Alucard pulled so hard the desek went flying out the window!

CRASH!

With that, The Queen and Integra stopped dancing, Seras woke up, and Alucard and Walter looked sad.

The moral of this story: Read a book, don't ever do drugs.


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