4. {Princess Emmett}
{Seth finds a fan fiction crossing Twilight with Aladdin and in the story Emmett dresses like Jasmine and also in real life Emmett (on a dare?) had dressed like the Disney princess. Seth is reading the story while Edward is sitting near by; waiting for Bella to come in.}
Seth: Stupid lamp!
Edward: (starts to laugh at her out burst) What?
Seth: Ed what does Aladdin have that I don't?
Edward: ….. A friend like GINI!
{Seth and Edward brake out into hilarious laugher}
Edward: Sorry Sis, I couldn't help myself!
Seth: He loves rubbing Aladdin's lamp
Edward: Yeah that and many other things too.
Seth: He loves Aladdin more then me?
Edward: Oh Emmett just walked in
{Emmett heard Seth say something about someone loving someone more then her}
Emmett: (very confused) WHO?
{Seth and Edward brake out into more laugher}
Emmett: Hey, what did I miss something?
Edward: SO Emmy? … How many wishes do you get? (He laughs more)
Seth: You are cheating on me with Aladdin (points to Emmy dressed as Jasmine and not just in the story she is reading now)
Emmett: Ed GO TO HELL! …….. And Seth I am NOT CHEATING? And really not with that rat?
Bella: What rat? (walks in and hears Emmett yelling)
Emmett: He is a rat ….. Aladdin …..A BIG RAT!
Seth: You like rubbing his lamp? (She starts crying from laughing too hard)
Bella: HEY! Watch it princess! … HE is Awesome and NOT a rat? (gets angry, He is her favorite)
Emmett: I WHAT? (Turns towards Seth and Not paying any attention to Bella's out burst)
Seth: You like rubbing his lamp! (She drops to the floor laughing and crying some more)
Emmett: I DO FUCKING NOT!
Bella: Don't yell at her, girly!
Seth: Yeah Emmy, that's rude manners! Princess manners!
Seth and Bella: (crack up laughing and crying and rolling on the floor)
Emmett: Ok, ok it's not THAT funny?
Edward, Bella and Seth: Oh yea it is (still laughing hard)
Seth: (starts to laugh so hard she can't breathe well)
Emmett: Breathe Seth?…. NOW!
{Seth takes a deep breathe and starts to feel better}
Seth: as you wish princess!
{That did it! They all started to crack up again…. All but Emmett}
Emmett: Ok, ok fine it's funny … but you better keep breathing damn it!
{Seth thinks: Ed tell him to change, I can't take him seriously like that}
Edward: Emmett go change or she will never be able to breath right again!
Emmett: …..FINE! (runs off to get out of his dress up costume)
Bella: (She giggles)
{Seth Thinks: Ed that was mean (still laughs anyway)}
Edward: yeah I know (laughs too)
{Emmett goes to change .......and comes back down dressed up as Simba from lion king}
Emmett: Any better?
{Bella cracks up laughing. Seth can't stop laughing! Edward and Emmett laugh as well}
Emmett: ? Well?
Seth: Normal please!
Emmett: Ok fine (sighs and then goes back to change again)
Seth: Emmy are you normal?
Emmett: Yes … I am now ……..
Edward: Yeah sure as normal as he can be maybe?
{Bella giggles at Edward's joke}
Emmett: HEY! …. TRUE but HEY!
Seth: Okay there you go …. (She hugs him)
{Emmett hugs Seth back}
Seth: You look uncomfortable baby, why?
Emmett: I don't know?
(Edward laughs)
Seth: You know I love you Emmy but you're a label whore
Emmett: WHAT? …. WHY?
{Bella and Edward laugh at Emmett. Seth points at his cloths}
Seth: Hollister jeans, Abercrombie and finch shirt, and American eagle flip flops?
Emmett: HEY, blame Alice here? Come on you know Alice bought all this crap …
Seth: (Takes off Emmett's shirt) Okay that's better, less prep.
{Everyone starts to laugh again ….}
Seth: Sorry but way, way, way, way too much prep
Emmett: ? (He shrugs) Ok then …sure love!
Seth: You should be happy; it gives you a reason to be shirtless
Emmett: Yep that's true …anything else you don't like? (He winks and laughs) …..just joking Love
Seth: (playfully pushes Emmett) Behave damn it …. (started laughing again)
Emmett: (sighs playfully) FINE if I must
{Everyone is laughing really hard now!}
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5. {Piercing Emmett}
Seth: So you going Goth tomorrow Emmy?
Emmett: (laughs) Yep that I am!
Bella: ? What? Why?
Edward: he's a freak Bella?
Emmett: HEY!
Seth: personally I think he will look hot!
Bella: well maybe (laughs)
Seth: I told Edward never go Goth, skater maybe, Emo totally, Goth hell no!
{Bella laughs out load}
Emmett: Yeah well I'll look cool!
{Edward rolls his eyes at Emmett}
Seth: I'm not sure about that one Baby? Well are you using a wig or buying hair extensions?
Emmett: Ummm I don't know which do you thing would be best?
Seth: A wig cause then Esme can't get too mad…….
Bella: A wig also because it would be easier to take off too!
Seth: True!
Emmett: Oh Yeah, good ideas (laughs)
Seth: So you need a black Emo-ish looking hair or buy a wig and have Alice style it
Emmett: I think I'll have Alice style the wig that will be easier
Seth: So Emmy you doing the fake piercing too?
Emmett: Ummm well not a lot ………. People fear me enough as it is (laughs)
Seth: So? You need the guys to be scared of you!
Emmett: Yeah that is true but I was thinking more about your friends and the freshman and my teachers and well……. yeah that would be good for the guys though!
{Seth and Bella laugh}
Seth: Yeah true. Well what about the freshman boys?
Emmett: Yeah, but the poor girls are scared of the place as it is (chuckles) I feel a little bad about that ….. But all the boys just make me almost not care so much.
Seth: Awww but they are so little.
Emmett: Yeah I know and to me they are just like little … ummm well they are babies really!
Seth: Technically they are.
Edward: Emm knock it off! We get it you are a giant, no one cares Seth: But if they keep staring at you I'll throw down.
{Bella was giggling}
Emmett: Who's looking at me? I just see the guys that are after you?
Seth: That Loren girl in our English class, that Brittany girl in dance, well half the girls when we walk in the halls.
Emmett: Who? … I don't know them, sorry? I never notice any girls.
Seth: I know Baby but I did and they piss me off. I hear them talk and it pisses me off even more!
Edward: You think the talk is bad ……… Oh ummm never mind.
Emmett: Well I'm sorry Seth. ….. I love you!
Seth: I love you too Emmy! (smuggles into Emmett, as he holds her close) Maria even said she is going to take you from me cause there is no contest; she is better! I almost killed her!
Emmett: Ha, not likely! Well you should know that I would never leave you because of any of them Love!
Seth: I know but it pisses me off that they would try
Bella: Well yeah, I would say it would; but she's just a bitch anyway.
Seth: Yeah true! (they all laugh) At least I don't see him looking at other girls ……..
Emmett: Why would I?
{Seth Kisses Emmett and he kisses her back softly}
Seth: Okay. we need to get back Emmy
Emmett: We do …. Yeah you are right …..its getting late out huh?
Seth: yeah that and you need to get your piercing and wigs and clothing, you know
Emmett: Mhmmm that too (picks Seth up and cradles her in his arms as he runs home…. Laughing as he goes)
Seth: Okay that was really, really fast!
Emmett: (laughs again) Yep!
{They get back to the house}
Bella: Hey guys; Emmy. Seth. You all better now (laughs)
Seth: yeah.
Edward: Well that's great!
Bella: Yeah it is!
Seth: So Emmy you coming over tonight or no?
Emmett: If you want me to Sethy?
Seth: You can if you want.
Emmett: Oh … then yeah Love!
{Seth kisses Emmett and he kisses her back!}
Seth: So when exactly are you gonna get all done for this?
Emmett: Umm what do you mean Love? All done with what?
Seth: Gothifing yourself!
Emmett: it will take like two seconds tops … to get ready and then I will probably only stay like that for the day at school tomorrow …… I don't know maybe longer!
Seth: Oh yeah and tomorrow is school pictures (laughs)
Emmett: ………But I'm a senior so I don't need to take them Love?
Seth: Lucky! I'm a junior so I have to
Emmett: Sorry Sethy! … love you ….. I'm sorry!
Bella: It's ok Seth only one more year.
Seth: Yeah, you're a senior to Bella?
Bella: Yeah, sorry about that Sis!
Edward: (laugh) Yeah we all are sorry about pictures
Seth: Meany heads
Everyone: Sorry Seth!
Seth: So Emmy will you be there while they take the picture.
Emmett: Yeah I probably will ……………why?
Seth: Just wondering the lady sucks ass
Emmett: (Laugh) really ……….ahhhhhh
Seth: mhm and you being around will make me smile
Emmett: Ok then I will be there ….. With the suck ass lady and the rest of the stupid people ……
Seth: Awwww ! Well at least I will be there?
Emmett: Well yeah of course I wouldn't if you weren't there Love!
Seth: (laugh) that should make up for the suck ass lady and the stupid people
Emmett: Yep that it does Love that it does ……………………
{Seth kisses Emmy and cuddles close to him}
Emmett: (holds her tight and rocks her gently) You make everything thing better Love!
Seth: Awwww yay! (laughs)
Bella: Awww how sweet
Edward: you know its true! you girl make everything about OUR live perfect
Bella: (giggles then both girls blush) I think you got that back wards AGAIN! Edward. Its you two that make our live better !
Edward: (chuckles) if you say so Love …. (hold her tight)
Seth: well here. We all make each others lives better!
Bella Edward and Emmett: (nod) Yep that works … (they all laugh)
Seth: So Emmy when are you coming over?
Emmett: any time you want me Love!
Seth: you can come at what ever time you want
Emmett: hmm how about now?
{Bella giggles}
Seth: If you want or if you want to wait you can
Emmett: what ever you want my love its your house (laugh)
{After school, all day dressed as a Goth}
Seth: So what did Esme say when she saw Emmy?
Edward: she hasn't yet; her and dad are out hunting …….. Due back in about 10 minutes (laughs) I can't wait!
Seth: He hasn't changed yet?
Edward: Nope he wants to see what she says ……. He is so DEAD (laughs loader)
Seth: I don't want him getting grounded again school is not fun with out him and I feel safe when he is there!
Edward: Its ok she hates doing that so much it only happens about twice a year and its never to close together (laugh)
Seth: So what's you been up too? have you killed Eric yet?
{Inside joke about Eric and the spiked cookies!}
Edward: umm no but I have been working all day so not much time ……… for killing (laughs)
Seth: (laughs too) does Emmy know?
Edward: yeah I just told him an hour ago ….. So he will help us kill him tomorrow
Seth: I'm sorry Baby, but Eric is in love with you.
Edward: What?
Seth: that was to Emmett.
Edward: Yes I know and how did you get to that conclusion?
Emmett: yeah …………HOW?
Seth: He lased Bella's Oreo to get to you Edward and laced mine to get to Emmy! Why else would he have to drug us. That and I see Eric eyeing Emmy all the time (laughs)
Edward: HE DRUGGED me to, thank you?
Seth: that's so you couldn't fight (laugh)
Emmett: (very confused) He drugged you?
Edward: Oh yeah. I didn't mention that to you did I ……….. oh well!
Seth: (kisses Emmett then looks at Emmett)
Seth thinks: wonder how he would look with a snake bite
{Emmett kisses back and Edward groans.}
Emmett: …. Dude fuck off!
Seth: Stay out of my fucking head Edward Anthony Cullen
Edward: Seth that's not really something ANYONE should think about thank you
Emmett: ? Think about what ?
Seth: What you would look like with a snake bite
Emmett: ? Snake bite?
Seth: it's a piercing right here (points to his lip)
Emmett: Why that's weird ? … And that would make kissing weird?
Edward: EMMETT KNOCK IT OFF!
Emmett: (laughs) Sorry just having fun……..
Seth: No it would be hot!
Edward: Sure it would (rolls his eyes then under his breath) stupid piercing and stupid looks!
{Bella come in and see Emmett still in the Goth cloths.}
Bella: Oh hey Seth what's up? Emmy aren't you changing?
Edward: (kisses her) Hello Love!
Bella; (giggles and kisses him back) Hi Edward
Emmett: Nope not yet (laughs)
{Seth laughs}
Bella: Umm did I miss something Seth?
Seth: Do you think he would?
Bella: ? Think who would what Seth?
{Edward and Emmett laugh}
Seth: I think Emmy would look hot with a snake bite!
Bella: ….. Oh, is that what I missed … why is he getting one? (She busts out laughing)
Emmett: ……..HEY?
Seth: No I think he would look hot with it but its up to him if he gets it!
Emmett: I don't know maybe …… if you would really like it ……
Bella: Emmett that's ummmm yeah never mind (laughs harder)
Seth: Let me see?
{Edward and Bella laugh}
Seth: (runs up to her jewelry box in Emmy's room then back down) Try this on Baby! (She hands him a fake lip ring)
Emmett: Ummm ok sure! ….. (puts it on) ….. Well?
Seth: Hot! Just like I knew it would be!
Emmett: COOL!
{Edward and Bella are still laughing then Seth kisses Emmett with the ring still on and he kisses her back}
Seth: Was it weird?
Emmett: It was ….. A little but I think I'll get used to it …… if you really like it?
Seth: Yes I do but how can you do it when you are a vampire!
Edward: (Laughs harder now [thinking about it])
Bella: (stops laughing) Yeah that's a good question?
Emmett: Oh that's the fun part (sarcastically) ……and you need good timing (starts laughing now)
Seth: Oh ok so Emmy will you pierce your lip for me?
Emmett: (chuckles) if that's what you wish Love?
Seth: Well are you okay with it?
Emmett: If you are then so am I Love! ………… So should I or what?
Seth: Hell yeah, you look hot!
Emmett: (chuckle louder) Ok sure Love ……. Anything to make you happy!
Bella: (giggles) Wow Emmy You do look good ………
Seth: but how can you ……. You have skin made of marble?
Emmett: Well I can take care of that. Don't worry about it Love!
{Edward laughs loudly}
Seth: what's so funny?
Emmett: Nothing never mind him Love……………
Edward: (Still laughing) Its nothing Sis! …
Bella and Seth: (very confused.)
Emmett: (Vampire speed) Dude cut it out!
Seth: Ok so when do you want to do this?
Emmett: I will do it after school tomorrow if you want?
Seth: (giggles) Ok well why not tonight so I can see you like that tomorrow?
Emmett: Ummm well ….. Its uhhh ? ………….
Edward: Its not a good idea tonight he will need Alice and she left for the night!
Emmett: Oh yeah! that's why? (vampire speed) thanks bro!
{Bella laughs at Emmett!}
Seth: But if you don't want to its okay. You don't have to if you don't want to Baby! I just think you look hot like that!
Emmett: No, no its just I couldn't think of where she went. Sorry! No I love the idea Love! I will need her 'help' to pierce me.
{Edward laughs at the thought of this again}
Seth: Ok well who is actually piercing you then?
Bella: (looks at Edward who is just about dying [again] with laughter) Edward are you ok? (He laughed so hard he fell from his chair)
Emmett: Its nothing …. Its not really like a piercing for us but it will look the same……
{Emmett thinks to Edward: Cool it bro or I will so hurt you!}
Seth: Ok what the fuck is wrong with Edward?
Bella: (shrugs) I don't know?
Edward: No, … no …..(still laughing hard) .. I… I'm … fine ……
Emmett: (rolls his eyes) He lost his mind that's all.
Seth: Ok so if its not a piercing what is it?
Emmett: Ummm its ummm …… well don't worry about that part ok …. Its fine Love …..(he glares at Edward)
{Emmett thinks: Get THE FUCK UP and COOL IT NOW!}
Seth: You are worrying me now. If its not a big deal why won't you tell me ?
Bella: yeah and how is it even possible to begin with ?
Emmett: Ummm well ….. You see……(sighs trying to think of how to say it )
{Edward starts to calm down and sits by Bella still chuckling a little.}
Bella: ? You ok now?…..
{Edward nods}
Emmett: Its …..just a little different then a normal piercing!
Seth: How much different?
Emmett: Well its not permanent on us the hole heals faster …… it holds a lot better you can't just rip it out ……and well to get the hole …. Its not really a shot like that piercing gun thing does it?
{Edward chuckles more now………….}
Seth: So how do you do it?
Emmett: that's not important its just not something we do a lot of the time?
{Edward was laughing again [not quiet as bad as before]}
Bella: really Edward are you ok?
Edward: Yep! …. (chuckles) .. I'm fine!
Seth: yeah and Emmett what do you mean?
Emmett: Its nothing its ….. (Sighs) ….. DUDE FUCK IT EDWARD! ……KNOCK IT OFF! (wide eyes because he realized he said that out load) umm Opps………
Bella: Emmett, Edward what's going on?
Edward: (Laughs again) Its nothing.
Seth: What the fuck is going on? Someone tell me RIGHT NOW!
Bella: Yeah that would be nice (getting very pissed like Seth)
Edward: Sorry girls (chuckles) … its really nothing ……. Just me pitching Emmett getting cut up healing faster then Alice and Jasper can work and cut him again and again … ect, ect, ect (he laughs again)
Emmett: Gee thanks bro! (sarcastically)
Seth: HE IS GONNA WHAT!
Bella: WHAT?
Edward: Yep sure thing Bro! (turns to Seth) Well they can't do it fast enough without me but its more fun to watch them all try {Edward laughs}
Bella: ? Edward that's not funny!
Edward: Yes it is …
Emmett: Not cool Edward!
Seth: Oh my fucking God!
Emmett: Seth its really nothing……. And you should really blame him. He's the only one really fast enough and HE WON'T HELP! And, and, and, Ummm well I got nothing …..SORRY!
{Seth puts her head in her hands}
Emmett: Seth? You ok?
Seth thinks: Why the fuck am I asking him to do this ….and why the fuck won't you help him Edward! I know you can't stay out of my fucking head!
Edward: Yeah but you told me to stay out ….. So which is it Seth? (laugh) OH and because its funny ………..
{Seth Mentally kicks the shit out her self}
Bella: Edward that's cruel .. You should help them!
Edward: (sighs) yeah I know and I WAS going to help him ……until he told me that I should do it too and that he would tell Bella if I didn't! …………. SO I told him NO!
Seth: (looks at Edward with tears in her eyes) No don't worry about any of it (gets up and walks out)
Emmett: SETH! (glares at Edward) What the FUCK! (gets up and runs after her) SETH! Seth wait please?
{Seth goes to the secret garden}
Emmett: (Follows her there) Seth please talk to me?
Seth: (sits on the bench knees in her chest) I'm So Sorry!
Emmett: ? (Surprise crosses his face) YOU ARE SORRY?.WHY?
Seth: I don't want you to get hurt but I think you would look hot with the piercing!
Emmett: Its not going to hurt Love! Its just Edward is an ASS and thinks its funny to see Alice get frustrated and Jasper get sad because she is. all because they aren't fast enough… IT WON'T HURT ! Seth really this is nothing to worry about its just …. Well Edward can be a real ASS sometimes!
Seth: Promise its all ok?
Emmett: Yes Love I promise!
{The next day Edward does help Emmett and he gets the snake bit in before school then Seth comes over after school to hang out with Emmett and everyone.}
Emmett: So you need me to do anything Sethy?
Seth: I don't know what you can do ?
Emmett: Well there is a lot I CAN do …… but is there anything you need?
Seth: Like food and Pepsi?
Emmett: Ok (he runs to get some …… hands them to her) Here Love!
Seth: (eats and drinks) You know that lip ring really suits you!
Emmett: (chuckles) Really … thanks Love!
{Seth kisses Emmett and he kisses back}
Seth: I love you Emmy!
Emmett: I love you Sethy ….. Now and forever Love! ALWAYS!
Seth: Awwww (she hugs him close) you are so sweet!
Emmett: (chuckles as he holds her close too) Thanks Love but its all true!
Seth: I know! Vampires are the only ones who can love forever!
Emmett: Yeah I've heard that too !
Seth: Technically its true!
Emmett: Yeah I guess it is … its still cute!
Seth: Yeah! You know you were hot as a Goth ……… just saying!
Emmett: (laughs) Yeah I think it was cool ….. Fun for a while; even mommy said it was kind of cute!
Seth: Yeah! (laughs) So you think you would ever go Goth permanently?
Emmett: hmmm I don't know ….. You think I should?
Seth: It would be very, very sexy!
Emmett: hmmm ….. Maybe I should then ……….
Seth: (laughs) that and it would scare all the guys in school!
Emmett: Yeah that's true …. Hmm yeah maybe ……..
Seth: Well I think its amazingly hot on you okay!
Emmett: Its ok ……… I think its cute that you like it (chuckles)
Seth: Well maybe on Tuesday we both can go Goth!
Emmett: hmm Okay lets do it Love! I think that would be very hot!
Seth (laughs) And would scare the guys and girls (laughs again)
Emmett: Yeah that's a plus!
Seth: (cuddles closer to Emmett)
Emmett: (Holds her close and kisses the top of her head)
Seth: We will be the scariest couple (laughs)
Emmett: Yep! (laughs with her)
Seth: I think you should totally go Goth, you would be very hot!
Emmett: Yeah? … Well ok. Sure anything for you, Love!
Seth: Awwww!…. That's hot (giggles)
Emmett: (smiles wide) I'm GLAD! Seth I love you!
Seth: I love you Emmy!
Emmett: So … What do you want to do now, Love?
Seth: I don't know?
Emmett: K. We can just stay like this for now then. (holds her a little closer to him)
Seth: Do you want to watch a movie?
Emmett: (Shrugs) I'm fine like this. I was just wondering if you wanted to do anything else?
{Edward walks in with Bella in his arms}
Bella: Hi guys!
Edward: Hello … You two comfy? (Laughs)
Seth: Yeah, so?
{Emmett laughs}
Edward: Oh, nothing (Laughs again)
Bella: So Seth you feeling better?
Seth: A little.
Bella and Emmett: That's good!
Edward: (Laughs)
Seth: Okay, so what were you asking Emmy?
Emmett: (looks confused) I don't know? I asked if you wanted to do anything else but …. Other than that I forget?
Seth: You asked multiple times like you had something in mind?
Emmett: Nope, just wondering what I could do to make you happier.
Bella: (giggles) Awww!
Seth: (kisses Emmett) I'm happy like this!
Emmett: (kisses Seth back) That's good!
Seth: (lays her head on his shoulder)
{Edward takes Bella to the love seat to sit with her on his lap while Emmett holds tighter to Seth as she plays with his lip ring and giggles}
Emmett: (Chuckles with her)
Seth: Hold on Emmy. I'll be right back! (gets up and runs to Emmett's room. …. They hear some rummaging and some unintelligent language)
Emmett: Seth? … Are you ok up there!
Seth: (yells down) Yeah! …. Where the fuck is that stupid mother fucking shirt!
Edward: (laughs)
Bella: Seth what are you doing?
Emmett: YOU SURE, Love!
Seth: Yeah! …………. What the fuck is it doing THERE!
Emmett: Seth? … What's wrong Love?
Seth: Nothing (puts the shirt on and goes back down to relax the day away with Emmett)
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