I opened my eyes to a white ceiling and the smell of disinfectant. 'I must be in a hospital.' I rummaged around in the room until I found my clothes I put a shrinking seal on them, and threw them on. I was wearing my usual outfit. A purple choker collar with a silver bell, a purple halter style crop top that is held together by strings in the back, under a black unzipped hoodie with purple plush fur inside, paired with a low ridding black skirt that reaches almost mid-thigh, that has black short shorts underneath, finish off the look with black and purple horizontal striped thigh-highs under 4 inch black stiletto knee high boots. My ears were covered by my hood, and my tail hidden in my skirt.

I the door opened to reveal seven people. First Naru, Shika,young Hiruzen Sarutobi, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Tobirama Senju. I heard Shika mumble "Troublesome." The second Hokage cleared his throat. "So mind telling me about yourselves and why we found you in the middle of the forest of death." Shika looked at me and nodded.

I unsealed a silencing, barrier seal from my wrist and threw it at the closed door. "Fuin. Okay! What I am going to tell you is going to sound crazy but its the truth. Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze is the 7th Hokage, daughter of the yellow flash aka the 4th Hokage Minato Namikaze and and the red chained death aka Kushina Uzumaki grandniece to Mito Uzumaki, apprentice of the great toad sage of mount. Myoboku and self proclaimed super pervert Jiraiya, and the 3rd jinjuriki of the kyuubi. We come from about 40 to 60 in the future. Shikamaru Nara is one of Naru's advisers , jonin commander, and head strategist of the forth great shinobi war. I am Sora Kuroneko, Naru's other adviser, jinjuriki of the heavenly biju the three tailed cat, I have a bloodline that gives me vectors and allows me to read peoples minds. We came back because even with all five great villages allied and the help of the Edo tensei hokages we stood no chance against Madara Uchiha, Orochimaru, and their Edo tensei army. It killed everyone but me. I had to bring back Naru and Shika."

Everyone was speechless. Orochimaru spoke up. "I was a bad guy?" "Yeah. After your parents death you went off the deep end and started human experiments and went all pedo-bear wanting little boys body's and such." Orochimaru fainted. Tsunade was next. "Where was I in all this?" "You were the 5th Hokage." Then Jiraiya. "Tsunade is the 5th Hokage? What the hell?! Where was I!?" "You had your hands full writing your smut, running your spy network, and training me and Naru." *thump* Jiraiya fainted.

Hiruzen sighed "Where was I?" "You died during my Chunin exams. Wait! A MINUTE! Why am I telling you all of this when I can show you Naru's memory's?" My yelling woke up the toad and snake. I bit my thumb and slammed my hand down and made a seal with my blood and chakra. "Everyone step into the center." They hesitantly did so. "Fuin."

We appeared in a sewer. Naru took over. "Okay! Just follow me. Oh! And if you see a giant fox making death threats just ignore him. He'll be a little grumpy to be in this sewer again." We walked past the Kurama he was sleeping, and into a room.

On the wall played out all of Naru's beatings, her meeting me when I was peeking on the guys in the hot springs, eating with Iruka-sensei, her beating Mizuki, Haku and Zabuza's deaths, Ibiki's mind games in the first exam, Orochimaru's atrocious behaviors during the second exam, training with Jiraiya, Neji's beat down in the third exam, the invasion, the battle in the valley of the end, Sasuke defecting, finding Tsunade, making the bet, battle of the 3 sennin, winning the bet, 3 year training trip, akatsuki, Jiraiya's death, sage training, pein, meeting her father, the start of the war, biju training with Bee, meeting her mother, Shika asking Naru out, the rest of the war, Naru losing the baby, Shika's death, Naru's death, me bringing them back and us coming back in time.

Tobirama speaking for the first time since I started explaining. "I'm too old for this shit." Shika cleared his throat. "I propose we change key events starting with Orochimaru, Sakumo, Obito, Yahiko, Minato and Kushina's death, Gaara's seal, the Uchiha's uprising, and then go after Madara as often as we can til we kill him." Tobirama cleared his throat. "I agree. Until then you will be on Sarutobi's team." I heard a chorus of four what!?'s.