VG RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
KYLE TRAVERS VS RAVEN
BEGIN!
RAVEN: Hold up, Chump.
You're just outta luck.
I come from a game
That people think it suck!
I'll stomp your nuts
Until there's Bangers 'n' Mash
I seen better fighters
In Super Smash
*sshole! I beat the sh*te
Outta punks like Zanetti
While you're out Solvin'
Scooby Doo mysteries with Shaggy
Nothin' makes me laugh
I bet your silly *ss raps can
So bring it on, b*tch!
It's a fight to the death, man.
KYLE: I once met a guy
Been lookin' for a fight
I heard you took news
From last night
Haven't you heard?
You are terribly absurd
That you named yourself
After a bird
You want to battle me?
Bring it then.
CODY: I heard his ancestor was Irish.
KYLE: Cody, I had hard times
Fighting Irishmen
You're a whacked
Sh*thead with has no skill
My bro's a fighter
CODY: 'Cause his style's so ill
RAVEN: Shut the f*ck up nerds!
I got my fist so eat it
I don't need friends.
AARON: Unless he need it
Man, no wonder
How you *ss got killed
Your brother's gonna
Be good as thrilled
My father asks me
To do what he's willin'
I beat up bad guys
Then my dinner's be chillin'
I had a date
With Jessica
I'll remember the fact
That you're not a winner
The strong have the right
To rule over the weak
I'll have all the power
To show that geek
RAVEN: (Outta my way!)
You're not smart
You endanger Bella's life
Why don't you tell your brother
To go home to his so-called wife
Nobody can help you
You did too much harm
You'll die alone with no friends
Except that needle in your arm
CODY: I believe your story
That you are betrayed
You're pals don't like you
You just got played
You're anger's brewin' up
Your life's a big waste
And Eugene
Wants you to die with haste
KYLE: Cody, we did it! Give him pain!
CODY: YOU'RE BATSH*T INSANE!
KYLE: That'll be a wonderfull night
Wanna come over to my house
And play Final Fight?
WHO WON?
WHO NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
