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Kouhai stared up at the school once again. Much like before, the girl had her bouncy, pink hair in pig tails and had on a stereotypical gray and black school girl outfit. You know, now that I think of it, why was the idiot hanging out in front of school in the rain before school even started? Ah, well, I suppose that is the logic of Kouhai at work for you. Kouhai looked down at herself and twirled slightly.

"So this is what I look like today!" A cheery giggle erupted from the girl. "Sugoi!"

"Kouhai! What are you doing over there?"

"Ah! Salsa-chan! How are you?"

"Kouhai. For the last time, my name isn't Salsa-chan, its Antonia. Seriously."

"Whatever you say Salsa-chan~!"

Salsa-ch-

The dark haired girl glared into the distance almost as though she could hear and see Narrator.

Kouhai is friends with that demon? Wow. Talk about opposites. But since I don't feel like getting mutiple stab wounds anywhere, let's just call her Antonia. Yeah. Antonia is a safe name to call a bloody demon of hell. Back to what I was saying before that putrid slime of hell decided to show her true colors.

Antonia rolled her dark, brown eyes. Would the pink-haired idiot ever get anything she said? Looking over at the flailing girl, Antonia decided that that was a definate no.

"Hey Kouhai, what classes do you have this ye-"

"SHUSH. WAIT. SALSA-CHAN. MY SENPAI SENSES ARE RINGING."

"...Senpai senses? Are you kidding me? This pink haired dimwit isn't bad enough, she has Senpai Senses now?"

While I am not fond of the demonic she-witch from hell, she has a point. Author, what are you doing over there...?

'Shhhhh, stop trying to destroy the fourth wall during the story.'

Antonia and Kouhai jumped at the loud sneeze beside them and saw Senpai walking by. He noticed Antonia and stopped for a moment.

"Oh hey Antonia! I'm sorry for all the sneezing. The amount of people talking about me right now must be amazing!"

Kouhai's pink eyes narrowed, slowly melting into a dark purple. People? Talking about her Senpai?

Antonia quickly grabbed the slowly fading pink-haired girl, hoping she wasn't too late and the girl wasn't fully Yandere! yet. Kouhai may usually not be the brightest, but hell was she scary in Yandere!Mode.

"You look so pretty today Antonia! How are you?"

Antonia prayed to any holy deity up there that Kouhai would be too overwhelmed by Senpai's voice to kill her because of his obliviosness.

So uh...What are you going to do?

'I'm going to be nice for once! Yeah!'

And so Kouhai was completely pink once again, although legend says if you look at her eyes close enough, there is still purple in there.

Antonia let out a relieved sigh. She could have cried.

"I'm doing well. And you?"

"Quite fine, thank you!"

And with that, Senpai walked off to find out his classes for that year. Why nobody knows there classes yet, I have no idea. I guess having your schedule mailed to you is just too much of a hassle. Lazy little shits.

Kouhai whirled around to face her friend quickly.

"Salsa-chan!"

Antonia jumped slighlty and answered, still slightly wary of the energetic girl's Yandere side popping out again. "Yeah?"

"I'm going to get Senpai to notice me this year! I'll be the most kawii-est person here! Sugoi!" Kouhai turned around again only to be met with a face full of pole. Looking down at her fallen friend, Antonia knew that deep in her heart that is was going to be a long, long, LONG year. Oh and also because the Moon told her so last night.

...Was it healthy to have a fountain of blood coming out of your head like that?