Dear Loki,I LOVE YOU! You're so good looking and I am SO attracted to you. Will you marry me?!From,Your Not-So-Secret Admirer

Dear My Not-So-Secret Admirer,

I am pleased to have a mortal respond so soon to my demands. I must also agree that I find myself extremely attractive and I can easily see how a human woman, like yourself, would be so drawn to me. As for your marriage proposal, I don't think you would quite know the demands that would be upon you as my queen. I am aware that the position is desirable and I do admit that a human queen would make the other mortals more accepting of my rule, but at this time I'm not currently looking for a wife. I have yet to elevate the humans to their supreme state. Once that occurs I will then search for a queen to produce me an heir. Note that I will keep your offer in consideration, for under my rule the humans will surely advance in a short time

Your gracious ruler,

Loki

Most gracious if not stuck up liar and fool,Ten to one, if you ever go up against the Hulk again, I can't wait to watch with popcorn. Puny ,A Member of Team Phil Coulson!

Dear A Member of Team Phil Coulson,

I do not find the way you address your king to be acceptable and as soon as I know who you really are, you will be punished. I must admit that the beast "Hulk", as they call him, surprised me. I assure you though, that the next time we meet, I will not be defeated. Who is this Popcorn, may I ask?

Your gracious ruler,

Loki