Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon

Episode 2: Magnezone vs Klinklang

(Set to Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!

Magnezone!

VS-

Klinklang:

Let me just step right in, I have a music machine power.

I'm the Gear Pokemon, progress' wheels.

Worked for Mayor Mannes while you fought for Zero.

I'm a machine, you're a magnet, I work, you're sticky.

Beating you is just too easy.

I play the music that Eindoak Town chooses.

I power the copter that Mayor Mannes uses.

I need to bring up that I'm surprised

That you need so many eyes!

Magnezone:

You stink Klinklang, you make me sick!

With your bandaged up eye and your gears that click

I'll drill a hole in the middle of energy core,

With your own spiky ring till you move no more!

Really? You got KO'ed by Krockorok with a pen!

I make 20 times the power of your little core of red.

Bring both your little friends and I'll still crush that.

Klink and Klang? I'll pwn and smack!

Klinklang:

A man uses magnets to stick children's pictures to their fridge

A man uses gears to power machines of industry

Magnezone:

Well K, machines take all the credit of what electrical power does

Did you know that magnets play a role in generating power too?

Klinklang:

Ooh, everybody knows magnets mess up machines.

Magnezone:

Did I mention electricity can be generated by magnets?

Klinklang:

Everyone loved Tinker Toys cause of gears and machines.

Magnezone:

But now they like Magnetix, which uses magnets.

Klinklang:

I'll bet I take less xp to get to lvl. 100

Magnezone:

Nope, you need 59,860 more

Klinklang:

I'm immune to Poison and damaged normally by Water and Electric.

Magnezone:

Well you'd be resistant to Electric if you were like me.

Klinklang:

Let's talk about resistances, I have a few.

So what if I have one less than you?

If you want to illogically rant and rave,

I'm sorry, but I'm going back to Chargestone Cave.

(Klinklang leaves the battle)


Magnezone just stares at Klinklang's retreating figure, but then just laughs. Turning around, he uses Electro Ball to smash the door to the Nimbasa City Gym. He then flies over and around the roller coaster tracks as he approaches the center battle field where the Volt Badge is waiting on a podium.


Magnezone:

Fine! you wanna be like that? Leave then!

The Joltiks love you, but you were my friend!

I'm the highest evolution of Magnemite.

And no one in Mt. Coronet can challenge my might!

I'm a boss! Like DOS! the future is my design!

I rock! Like XBOX! No can stop me, the Volt Badge is mine!


Just as he's about to reach the Volt Badge, there is the sound of a Pokeball opening behind him. The lights all turn off as the audiance around the battlefield cheers. A spotlight shines down onto the battlefield, revealing the identity of the Pokemon released. Magnezone turns around to face it. It appears to be the Mysterious EleFish Pokemon, Tynamo!


Tynamo:

I'm sorry Magnezone, I'm afraid I can't let you do that,

Take a look at your history,

Everything you do is no match for me

I got electrical power you could never beat,

My electrical organ hums eternally

I live in caves and ocean, more flexible than you

I'll tackle you into a wall like Pikachu,

I'm coming out of Elesa's pocket,

Nothing you can do to stop it,

I got Steel and Electricity resistance.

How you gonna shoot me down when I go no weakness?

Your voltage just doesn't impress me,

So go ahead and try to voltmeter test me

I stomp on a gear and a magnet too,

I make natural electricity, I thought you knew

My eel body's hot but my organ runs cold,

I'll beat ya with a Charge Beam, strong and bold

I think differently than Generation IV, it's too old

Hasta la vista,

like the Terminator told ya.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Vegetagoddess 6/18/12 . chapter 1

Ha ha ha! That was hilarious! BTW, I loved that one, you should do magnezone/ klingklang for bill gates and Steve jobs next. :)

EP-EP-EP-EP-EP! RA-RA-RA-RA-RAP! BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BATTLES OF HISTORY!