Tsu: Ahhhh! I used something bad on the last chap. My, how could I :) Anyway, Thanks a lot for the reviews!!!

I was sketching for the costumes at our play when I thought of this. I just had to type it.

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Wata: Welcome back! Sorry for the delay. Kurogane-sama just can't help being upset to Miss Yuuko about the book so we took a short break while he's giving her a sword chase.Much like what you see when chasing Fai-san. At least he didn't hurt the audience or Dream cloud will definitely sue him for that. But now (sigh) the set is a huge mess so all of us here were given stools by the crew to sit on until the set is restored. Now for the next question as requested by one of our audiences: which came first, the chicken or the egg?

(Mokona rises)

Yes Mokona?

Mokona: The egg! The egg!

Kuro: And where did the egg came from?

Mokona: From Yuuko? No wait, from Clow?

Kuro: Of course it's the chicken!

Wata: And where did the chicken came from?

Kuro: Uhh… the egg… no wait… (thinks hard)the egg came from the chicken… and the chicken came from the egg(gives up)… Gah! Go ask Fai if you must!

Fai: Hmmm... I'm not sure if I remember correctly but the egg came from the supermarket. You see, Sakura-chan and I were shopping for groceries one day at a different world. We bought some eggs from the poultry section when there was a giant explosion. The egg grew into a giant chicken. We hid behind the crates and then we saw a giant chicken getting laid on by… was it Snoopy or is it Garfield? Or maybe Hello Kitty? Then the chicken and Snoopy or whatever peanuts character it was merged and turned into thousands of eggs which we luckily caught and ate for breakfast the following day. Ne, Sakura-chan?

Sakura: Yes. Somehow it tasted different. Tasted like chicken with cranberry sauce. Yet it was delicious!

Syaoran: So the egg that I sent to Yuuko-san as payment for the Fondant au chocolat was a cross of a chicken and Snoopy-san?!(looks at Mokona then whispers) Mokona, did Yuuko-san received it?

Mokona: No. Black Mokona(currently with Tomoyo-hime at a last-minute-cloth-raid) said that it got stuck between other dimensions.

Syaoran: So then, where did the egg landed?

Mokona: I'm sure that it's somewhere that we've been to.

Syaoran: I have a bad feeling about this…

(network phone rings)

Wata: Hello. Yes. Yes. He's here. Right, I'll put him on. Syaoran-san, it's Ryuou from Outo.

Syaoran: Uh-oh… Tell him I'm busy

Wata: with what?

Syaoran: Um…

Wata: Come on! Speak up or else I'll be the one paying for the telephone bill you know. It's a host's obligation, to treat the guests nicely but they never treat the host nicely in return! (sobs)

Mokona: Oh, come on, it's your first time as a host, why do you care?!

Wata: Just shut it! (sobs at one corner, leaving the phone over to Syaoran)

Syaoran: Umm..hello…Ryuou?

Ryuou: Hey there(pant) I just wanna inform you about a new breed of demon(pant) It's way stronger than an I-1(pant) it's kinda weird though(pant)

Syaoran: could you describe it for me?

Ryuou: (pant) It's got wings much like a chicken but I can't seem to find common sense to the staff at fairy park. The body looks like a character I've seen on TV.(pant) It's been utter chaos here since that demon showed up and…. And………………………..

Syaoran: Hello? (sweatdrops) I think the line's dead. (puts down the phone and shrugs back to his seat)

Wata: (revived by the power of alcohol) I think that's it for now. We'll get in touch with Outo after the show. My, I never knew that chickens and cartoon characters know how to get laid on…

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Tsu: Sanrio is for Hello kitty as Peanuts is for Snoopy. Gosh, one of the mysteries of animation(kidding). I like unfinished conversation on the phone scenes so I had to put Ryuou on the scene. I imagine that he will invite Syaoran over at Outo but can't, Syaoran has to stay at Dream cloud!!!

Next topic... a game of Old Maid. See who wins(obviously) and who loses(which will lead to total destruction or not, as long as the word temper exists)