DISCLAIMER: I do not own DGM. It belongs to Katsura Hoshino.
WARNING: This fanfic is based on some fairy tales. The character might be out of character. This fanfic also contains yaoi pairings, so read at your own risk.
NOTE: I think this is a little bit rated M so, once more, read at your own risk!
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Ini (happily): Well, greetings to our dearest viewers! I am happy to say, before anything else happen, that your host, Ini, has survived the wrath of Kanda, Yu~ *twirls around happily in her white frilly dress*
Millennium Earl: Oho~ Indeed! Ini-pon made it in one piece! You're alive and kickin'!
Allen (curious): Ne, Ini-san, how come you were able to escape Kanda? *looks at Kanda sheepishly* Oh~ Kanda is a slowpoke after all. *grins*
Kanda (annoyed): Che. Shut up, Moyashi. If BakaUsagi did not stop me, that brat over there would be minced meat already! *storms away*
Ini (happily): Mah~ I'm lucky, aren't I~ Fufufu~
Lavi: Oi, oi, Ini-chan, aren't you supposed to tell our viewers what story is featured today?
Ini: Ah! You're right! *looks at Lavi* Speaking of which Lavi, during the shoot, you seem pretty comfortable with the scenes…how come? *tilts head*
Lavi (confident): *grins* that's a skill a Bookman must possess, Ini-chan.
Ini and Allen (in chorus): Flirting with the same sex is a skill a Bookman must have? *looks at each other*
Lavi (blushes): No! That's not it! I mean, a Bookman must learn to act!
Bookman: Yes…but still…*looks at Lavi with doubtful eyes*
Lavi: WH-what's with those eyes? Don't tell me-
Ini (whispers at Allen): Do you think that's really the case there? I mean, he was…you know…during the shoot.
Allen (whispers at Ini): Hai…Lavi must be…you know...
Lavi: Oi, oi…come on now, what are you two talking about? What's with those faces!
Ini and Allen (in chorus): Being in love with Kanda… *shakes head* Ah~ Poor you…
Bookman (weeps): Why did my heir become like this? *walks away*
Lavi (annoyed): *blushes* that's not the case! And I'm not that in love with Yu!
Ini: *gasp* you just said that you are not THAT in love with him…meaning…
Lavi: There's no meaning behind it, you sassy brat! *blushes*
Millennium Earl (happily): Mah, mah~ While these idiots are arguing, sit back and enjoy our second tale, the Little Mermaid~
LITTLE MERMAID
Millennium Earl: Once upon a time, in the deepest part of the clear, blue ocean, lived the Sea King and his subjects. The Sea King named Tiedoll is a widower and King Tiedoll's mother, Hevalaska, who was known for being wise,took care of her 6 beautiful grandchildren. Among her grandchildren, the youngest was the most beautiful and his name was Kanda. His skin was as clear and delicate as a rose-leaf, and his eyes as blue as the deepest sea. But, like his father, Kanda had no feet for he is a mermaid~
Kanda was a quiet and aloof child. He cared for nothing but his red flowers and a marble statue that seemed to represent a handsome guy. Kanda liked hearing things about the world above the sea, asking his grandmother about various things about the world above them. For Kanda, the world above was wonderful~
Hevalaska: When you have already reached the age of 15, you will have the permission to rise up out of the sea and witness the world above with your own eyes.
Millennium Earl: Kanda was the youngest; she had to wait for five more years for each of them was a year younger than the other. Kanda was eager to witness the human world. He looked at his window every night, staring up at the faint light of the moon and stars that seemed to be bigger than what humans can see. As years passed by, Kanda witnessed his sisters go into the human world. According to his sisters, the human world was splendid. However, as a month passed by, his sisters have gone tired of it. They claimed that their world was far more beautiful than the human world. Yet, his sisters would go up to the surface often at night to sing for the sailors in the midst of storms. Kanda looked at them with sad eyes, but he did not cry. It is more like…mermaids cannot cry. So, Kanda stayed away from them~
Kanda (whispers): If only I am already 15 years old…I would have appreciated the human world than they had…
Millennium Earl: And so, when Kanda reached the age of 15~
Hevalaska: You are now 15…and like your sisters, I must adorn you. *places a wreath of white lilies on Kanda's hair then orders a servant to get eight great oysters to be put on Kanda's tail*
Kanda (irritated): What a pain…
Hevalaska: You must endure it. It only shows that you are of high rank, my dear.
Kanda: Tch, whatever…Farewell.
Millennium Earl: And so~ Kanda swam up to the surface. It was already twilight when he saw a large ship. The ship was filled with light and it was very lively. Kanda swam closer to the ship until he saw a young prince. Kanda cannot take his eyes away from the prince. His emerald eyes, his red hair as red as his red flowers, and most of all…the prince's energetic and kind smile.
Suddenly, the sea became restless, the waves become higher, and dark heavy clouds started to appear as lightning appear on a distance. There was a storm approaching and yet, the ship continued their journey. Parts of the ship started to be torn to pieces and Kanda can now see that everyone on the ship is in great danger~
Kanda: Oi, oi, why won't they just go back. They can die in this kind of weather.
Millennium Earl: As soon as Kanda had said those words, he began to search for the prince for he lost him. His eyes began to wander quickly, desperately searching for his beloved prince. Suddenly, Kanda saw a beam of light and then the ship was tore in half. Kanda panicked. He turned his head restlessly until he finally found the prince. He was already sinking. And so~ with that, our dear Kanda dived into the sea.
Kanda: Tch. Of all times that a storm could appear, why now? It's so hard to evade the flying pieces of that damn ship.
Millennium Earl: Kanda grabbed the prince who was unconscious and dragged him onto the shore. It was already morning and the storm ceased. However, the prince was still asleep. Kanda stared at the beautiful figure lying in front of him. He was simply amazed by his beauty. Kanda wanted to touch the prince, so he poked his cheek with reluctance. The prince did not flinch but he simply grabbed his hand. Kanda was taken aback.
Kanda (shocked): What now? Are you just gonna hold my hand? Come on, let go!
Millennium Earl: Kanda tried to pull his hand, but realized that he might wake the prince up. He sighed, and then stared at him. He realized that he looked like just the statue in her home. Suddenly, Kanda stroked the prince's hair. He suddenly wondered about what happened to the prince's right eye.
Kanda (solemn): I wonder what happened to your right eye…What kind of stupid act made you lose it?
Millennium Earl: Kanda somehow felt pity on the prince. And so, he kissed the right eye of the prince. The prince made a moaning sound and Kanda simply chuckled.
Kanda: Heh~ you looked kinda cute just now.
Millennium Earl: Kanda smiled and this time, he kissed the prince on his lips. Kanda heard a moan from the prince and he immediately withdrew when he saw the prince's fluttering eye. The prince started to wake up. Kanda started to panic once more. He did not know what to do. Kanda pulled his hand, but to no avail, the prince's grip was tight. The prince opened his emerald eyes, seeing a dazzling figure with a worried expression. As soon as this happened, Kanda pulled his hand with force and swam into a distance. He feared that the prince might be scared at his form.
Lavi: H-hey, where did you go? It's alright, I don't bite.
Kanda (annoyed): Yeah, you don't bite, but I bite…
Lavi: E-eh? It's alright, I promise. I won't do anything!
Millennium Earl: Still unsure of what to do, Kanda gave in to the plea of the prince. He showed himself to the prince. The prince cannot believe the beauty in front of him.
Kanda (blushing): Wh-what? Y-You're not afraid of me?
Lavi: Wh-why would I be afraid of you? I-I mean, hey, you're one beautiful lady!
Kanda: Don't you realize that I'M a MERMAID?
Lavi (laughs): And so? What if you're a mermaid? That doesn't make you less of a person. Besides, you also took care of me. Thanks, uhm…
Kanda: Yu…Kanda Yu.
Lavi: Kanda Yu (what a cute name~)…I see, I shall call you, Yu!
Kanda: No. Don't call me by my first name.
Lavi: E-eh? O-okay…Thanks, Kanda! I'm Lavi!
Kanda (blushes): Yeah…you're welcome…Usagi…
Lavi (surprised): Wha-
Kanda: Tomorrow at before the sunsets! The same place!
Millennium Earl: Before Lavi could even utter another word, Kanda dived into the ocean as fast as he could. Lavi looked behind him only to find his servant, Bookman, running towards him.
Bookman (worried): There you are, Prince Lavi! *pants* we've been worried sick about you!
Lavi (disappointed): Oh it's only you…Panda… *sighs*
Bookman (hits Lavi with his "panda claws"): WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY IT'S ONLY YOU! You have no idea how the whole kingdom was worried about you, you idiot prince!
Millennium Earl: And so~ Lavi returned to his castle, still unable to forget Kanda. Meanwhile, Kanda was also feeling the same. He cannot forget Lavi. So, ever since then, they always meet at the same time and place. They simply loved each other's company…but, Kanda know that he already love Lavi and he'll do anything to be with him, even if Lavi won't return his feelings back. One day, Kanda decided that he'll do anything to be with Lavi…he decided to be a human. So, he went to the lair of the witch, Road Kamelot. Upon entering her lair, he did not expect it to be full of dolls and candies.
Road (laughs): What made you visit my wonderful lair, Yu~
Kanda (annoyed): Tch, stop calling me by my first name.
Road: As always~ you're such a cute tsundere, Yu-chan~!
Kanda: A what?
Road: Never mind~! So, what brings you here?
Kanda (blushes): I-I-I want to be….I-I
Road (smiles): Ah~ I see…Yu-chan wants to be human~
Kanda (sighs): If you already know, why do you need me to spit out…
Road (giggles): Because it's fun seeing Yu-chan blushing!
Kanda (irritated): You-
Road (clears throat): Anyways…so you want to be human, ne?
Kanda: *nods*
Road: Hmm…well, I can turn you into a human, but once that happened, I can no longer turn you back into a mermaid. Is that fine with you?
Kanda: Yeah.
Road (smiles): As always…So, I shall turn you into a human being, BUT!
Kanda: But what?
Road (smiles): I need something in exchange~
Kanda (annoyed): What is it? Say it already.
Road (giggles): Yu-chan~ *hugs Kanda*
Kanda (irritated): Hey! What the- Let go!
Road (whispers): Within 30 days after I turned you into a human, I want you to have sex with your lovely human being~
Kanda (blushes): Wh-wh-what!
Road (giggles): You can do that, right? If not! *looks seriously at Kanda* You'll turn into bubbles~
Kanda: What? Of all things that you'll ask me to-
Road: Then you don't want to be human?
Kanda (taken aback): F-fine…
Road (giggles): Ok~ Tomorrow after the sunsets, you shall be a human being~!
Millennium Earl: So~ Kanda left the lair of Road and went to meet Lavi for it is their meeting time already. Upon arriving there, he saw Lavi, lying on the sand. He immediately went to greet Lavi. They talked about many things, but Kanda wanted to ask Lavi of one thing…He wanted to ask Lavi if he loved him.
Kanda (nervous): Hey, BakaUsagi…
Lavi: Hm? What is it?
Kanda: D-Do you…I mean, do you have someone you like? *blushes*
Lavi (happily): Of course, I do.
Kanda (disappointed): I see…What kind of person is she?
Lavi: Hm? *laughs* He's not a "she". He's a "he", you see…and…I highly doubt that that person also likes me back…
Kanda: Why?
Lavi: *sighs* Well…he's not the type of person who will express his feelings to me…and…I'm not really sure if we can be together…
Kanda (shocked): (Can it be…me…he's talking about…?)
Lavi: Hm? What's wrong, Yu?
Kanda: M-may I know his name?
Lavi (shocked): I don't really see why you need to know his name.
Kanda: Just say it!
Lavi: *pats Kanda's head* Well… *grabs Kanda and kisses him*
Kanda: *blushes*
Lavi: That answers you're question, right?
Kanda (still blushing): *nods* N-ne…BakaUsagi…
Lavi: Hm?
Kanda: T-tomorrow…meet me here after the sun had set…also…please…*blushes* bring me some clothes…
Lavi: Eh? Why? Don't tell me…
Kanda: Just do what I say…
Millennium Earl: And so~ the day that Kanda will turn into a human has finally arrived. Kanda was not sure how can he say goodbye to his family, so he left them without uttering a single word. Kanda arrived at their usual meeting place a few minutes before the sun will set. He waited there, nervously. He did not know what exactly to feel once he turned into a human being. Finally, the sun has set and Kanda can feel his tail being replaced by feet slowly. It was not a pleasurable experience. It was like someone was flaying him alive. Kanda was coiling in pain and he was already biting his lower lip. Suddenly, Lavi arrived there, witnessing Kanda's hardship. He ran quickly and gathered Kanda in his arms.
Lavi (worried): Oi, Yu! What's happening?
Kanda: *with tears on his face* I…just…
Lavi: (He wanted to be with me…)
Millennium Earl: So~ after that event~ Kanda fainted and Lavi carried him in his castle. Lavi watched Kanda as he sleep. He felt happy upon knowing that Kanda loved him enough that he turned himself into a human being. So, when he saw Kanda slowly waking up, he sat beside Kanda.
Lavi (happily): Oh, Yu, you're awake. *kisses Kanda in the forehead*
Kanda: Am I…
Lavi: Yeah…you're a human now…
Kanda: Where…am I?
Lavi: You're in my room. Ah, I guess you're still tired. I'll leave the room for you to rest.
Kanda (blushes): *grabs Lavi's arm* No…*looks at a different direction* Just…stay here…
Lavi: *smiles* okay…*hugs Kanda*
Millennium Earl: Lavi watched Kanda rest in his arms. Lavi can smell Kanda's sweet scent…he can also see Kanda's beautiful skin exposed to him…Lavi can't just contain himself longer. So, he nibbled Kanda's neck then, licked it.
Kanda (moans): Ngh…L-Lavi…wh-what are you…
Millennium Earl: Lavi did not respond, instead, he continued on licking Kanda. He explored his neck, and then nibbled his ear. He can feel Kanda jerking as his hand touched his stomach then went to his nipple. Kanda twitched as Lavi was licking him and at the same time, playing with his nipple.
Kanda: L-Lavi… *moans*
Lavi (whispers in Kanda's ears): I love how you say my name… *licks Kanda's neck then his nipple*
Kanda: *tries to suppress his moans*
Lavi: Yu…may I?
Kanda (blushes): Wh-what?
Lavi (puts Kanda's hand on his chest): Yu…
Kanda (blushes): a-alright…
Millennium Earl: And so~ Lavi kissed Kanda, their lips and tongues moving with passion. Kanda never felt this happy before in his entire life… And so~ they did IT~ I suppose good kids won't understand what I mean by it but~ just ask your parents about it, ok~
And so~ little did our Kanda know that Road was watching them do IT. Knowing that the debt has been paid, Road did not interfere with them. Then~ they lived happily ever after~! *heart effect*
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Ini and Allen: *blushes*
Lavi: Wh-what's with those faces? I only did my job!
Ini (stuttering): Y-y-y-yeah…y-y-y-y-you d-d-d-di-did it quite…per-per-per-fectly…
Allen (blushes): H-h-h-hai…G-g-g-g-goo-goodw-work, L-L-Lavi…
Lavi (annoyed): Come on! Even Panda got freaked out because of what you two are saying! Snap out of it! And Ini! I thought you are a supporter of yaoi? So why the heck are you stuttering?
Ini (still stuttering): W-w-w-w-why? Wh-wh-who t-tol-told y-you th-that I-I'm st-st-stutt-ttering be-because of-of tr-trauma fr-fr-from-m wh-what I ha-had j-ju-just see-see-seen? I-I-I'm st-st-stu-stutt-ering be-be-because *blushes from head to toe*
Millennium Earl: Ara~ I think our Ini-pon was just too happy from what she had just seen~ *heart*
But~ Ini-pon, you're still too young for these~ I'll call Tykki-pon so that he can take you home~
Ini: Ty-Tykki kn-kn-know-knows wh-wh-where I-I-I l-l-li-live?
Lavi: Is that the effect of happiness to you? *sighs*
Allen: Y-y-yes-s. I-I-I-I th-th-think s-s-s-s-so.
Lavi: And you, why are you stuttering, Moyashi?
Road: He's nervous because he will be your next partner for the next story~!
Lavi (grins): Heh~ So it will be Moyashi, huh~ *comes closer to Allen*
Allen (blushes): D-d-d-d-do-don't c-c-c-come cl-cl-closer! *runs away*
Ini: Aha…Ahaha…A-A-Allen-tan is-is-is s-s-so c-c-cu-cu-cute t-too…
*Tykki arrives*
Ini: Ty-Tykki, I-I-I-I w-w-w-wi-wish-wish y-y-y-you h-had s-see-seen wh-what h-h-ha-happ-happened ear-ear-earli-earlier… *blushes from head to toe*
Tykki: *face palm* Ok, ok. Enough now…My…you're such a kid Ini. *carries Ini*
Ini: L-l-le-le-let me-me en-en-enjo-enjoy my ch-ch-child-childhood, o-o-ol-old ge-gee-geezer.
Tykki: I'm not that old! *puts Ini inside the car* Earl! Please close the show for this little girl! We'll be going now!
Millennium Earl: Ok~ *heart* Take care, you little children of mine~ Oh wait, but Ini-pon is not really a Noah…she's just a half…oh but still, she's my child~ *heart* Anyways~ before anything happens and before you get dizzy with our crazy family tree~ Thank you for watching~ *heart* Wait for our next fairy tale~ *heart*
