Master of Deception –makacatori
(Action/Adventure/Romance)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Harry Potter they belong to respective authors. And, damn, you're lucky they do.
Summary: HP X Naruto Crossover. Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, Shikamaru, Ino and Lee are hired to be guards at Hogwarts, however not all are what it seems. Naruto's lineage and destiny is intertwined with the ancient halls. The founding members all carrying a common gene and when Naruto walks the halls an incredible power is unleashed and the wizards and ninja world are in for a shock. YAOI (SasuNaru)
Warning: YAOI (Sasuke/Naruto- but I need to ease into it), cussing, violence, possible lemon, pregnant Naruto (much later), Masked Naruto/Powerful Naruto/Smart Naruto, cutting and suicidal themes, A lot of out of character, Sakura bashing
This chapter's WARNING: A masturbation scene is clearly labeled by an Author's note, if you don't feel comfortable about reading it please look for my indication and skip it. Also this chapter is not checked for spelling and grammar by a beta so there will be mistakes. I'm still looking for a beta and hope to find one soon.
Chapter Dedicated to Moonlight black rose for his/her enthusiasm. And to Darkneko666 for her help prereading it. I hope you enjoy this chapter both of you
Pairings: Sasuke/Naruto.
Legend
"Blah" – Speaking English
"Blah" – Speaking Japanese
Blah – Thinking
Previously
"Do we have a portkey?" Asked Naruto.
"Yes." Said Dumbledore whipping out a moldy sandwich from seemingly nowhere. All the ninjas, but Naruto stared. "Okay everyone grab on." Confused they all grabbed the sandwich and were suddenly pulled in a soundless vortex.
Chapter Two
----- Hogwarts 9 pm – two days before school starts -----
It had been two hours since they had arrived at Hogwarts, drained temporarily of chakra. Dumbledore immediately led them through a maze of hallways and moving stairs, which Sasuke really didn't want to think about at the moment. Finally they reached four lavishly decorated and rich bedrooms. Dumbledore split the boys up into pairs and sent Ino to her own bedroom. To Sasuke's horror he realized he had to sleep in a bed with his crush and not molest him in his sleep. Dumbledore winked at the impossibly paler Sasuke as he entered the room after Naruto.
(A/N: Following this there is an unintentional strip tease and umm… small masturbation scene in the next two paragraphs.… poor Sasuke, I'm making it hard for him to not just take Naruto right then and there)
Naruto quickly took off his orange jacket revealing an inviting expanse of pale smooth skin under a fishnet shirt. The moonlight coming from the rather large window made Naruto's skin glow. Sasuke's chest tightened at Naruto's beauty and he began to react else where as well. Sasuke watched in fascination and horror (horror what he had to sleep next to without fucking) as Naruto removed his fishnet shirt unveiling small pink nipples, he then pulled of the evil orange pants show off his long thin legs. Okay, now Sasuke was hard, so hard it hurt. Small taunt muscles showed under Naruto's skin. And Sasuke particularly noticed Naruto's small tight ass and flat smooth stomach.
"I need to use the bathroom." Sasuke muttered before opening a door and throwing himself in. It was a closet, a rather large closet. Ah Shit. Sasuke thought, unable to stop, he hastily unbuttoned his pants and withdrew his large throbbing member and began to stroke it. Naruto's ass came unbidden to his mind and be began to pump his manhood, then right before he came he imagined Naruto full with his child and he nearly screamed in pleasure at the image as his seed came all over, but luckily he bit his lip and uttered a muffled groan. And then said to himself half consciously "My child in Naruto." Outside of the door a small effeminate seventeen year old blond boy clad only in his boxers looked at the door surprised, his own member slightly aroused, he came thinking about me pregnant? That's a bit unusual, but what the hell the fact I can have kids is even stranger. I wonder what it would be like to have Sasuke child. Naruto thought hand resting on his belly imagining it full with Sasuke's child. He rather liked that notion. Quietly and quickly Naruto made it to the bed and slipped under the covers and immediately fell asleep before Sasuke came out and found the real 'bathroom'.
(A/N: Okay, the lovely or evil, your point of view, scene is over and now onto some unintentionally cuddling.)
------ Hogwarts 7 am ----- One day until school starts -----
Naruto woke up as the sun reached his eyes. He tried to lift his arm up to shield himself, but found himself constraint. He opened his eyes quickly and to his shock with slightly hinted pleasure he found that Sasuke had securely imprisoned him with in his arms. One of Sasuke's muscular arms was wrapped around his chest and the other to his surprise and apprehension rested on Naruto's abdomen holding Naruto's ass to Sasuke's hips. Sasuke shifted in his sleep and nuzzled his face into Naruto's neck and stroked Naruto's belly unconsciously. "Mine, Naruto mine. Neji, you can't have Naruto. He's mine." Sasuke murmured in his sleep. Possessive bastard, Naruto thought and allowed himself to snuggle closer to Sasuke and his breathing slowed.
A few minutes later Naruto felt Sasuke tighten his hold on him and pulled him closer. Naruto felt something hard press into his thigh and Sasuke murmured "my baby, Naruto's baby. My seed in Naruto." he really wants to be a daddy, Naruto thought. And then quickly, while using the pretence of sleep to roll against Sasuke's arms, startling him awake. He did want to embarrass Sasuke more than he already was so he kept his breathing slow and even.
As Naruto 'slept' he felt Sasuke hastily released him and climbed out of bed to the bathroom. Twenty minutes later Naruto was truly asleep and Sasuke returned wet from a shower. He sat on the edge of the bed and stroked Naruto's soft curls from his face. Naruto looked so angelic when he slept, Sasuke thought, not when he's… wait, I really don't know much about this real Naruto, but everything I learn about him makes me want him more and more, but …"I don't deserve you. I've hurt you so much." Sasuke whispered, Naruto stirred in his sleep and a small smile made it to his lips. "Sasuke." Naruto murmured. Sasuke leaned into kiss Naruto, but recoiled quickly. "No, Naruto I really don't deserve you. I'm tainted." A tear slipped down his cheek
Glancing at the clock, Sasuke wiped his eyes and then gentle shook Naruto awake. "Time to get up dobe." Naruto frowned slightly, but slowly opened his heart wrenching beautiful blue eyes.
"Hmm… Sasuke." Naruto moaned. Sasuke stiffened. "Five more minutes."
"No sleeping prince." Sasuke said and then regretted it immediately, but luckily Naruto must of missed it since he said.
"What?"
"No time to waste." Sasuke said quickly and then almost hit himself for not sounding stoic and cool.
Naruto opened his eyes and looked at Sasuke as if reading his mind, "I really like that you didn't say hn. It's really stupid, makes one think about your brain size." Sasuke looked shocked and Naruto giggled and then laughed out loud.
"Whatever dobe." Sasuke said trying to sound angry.
Naruto threw himself on Sasuke, knock Sasuke over. Sasuke was acutely aware that what he desire to fill with his man hood and seed rest upon his stomach. "Gomen, gomen sorry Sasuke. You say something nice for once and then I start laughing. Gees I'm a fool, but truthfully I'd really like for you to just call me Naruto instead of dobe, baka Naruto would be fine too. As long as you say my name." Naruto smiled gently.
"Okay… Naruto." Sasuke liked saying the name, it felt good. Naruto walked over to the door, "Wait Naruto you're—" Naruto opened the door and squatted, He picked something up bending his knees and carried back into the room, shut the door with his foot. "What's that?" Sasuke asked eyeing the box in Naruto's arms suspiciously.
"Just wait and see." Naruto said taking it into the bathroom with him. Naruto locked the door and turned on the shower. Taking off his boxers he got in the warm spray, enjoying the feeling of it creating hot pathways down his firm body. He placed his hand on his flat firm stomach, imagining once again that Sasuke's child was growing within him. He imagined being filled to the brim with Sasuke's seed and then his belly slowly swelling. "What would Sasuke and my child look like…" he mused out loud, letting his imagination take him anywhere it pleased.
----- ½ hour later -----
Sasuke was pacing feeling like an anxious boy friend. For gods sake I'm this worked up now? I wonder how worked up I'd be like if Naruto was giving birth to my child? Don't go there Sasuke you remember what happened last time you thought that. Sasuke chided himself. Sasuke heard the shower go off nearly five minutes ago. Slowly the door began to open and the Naruto walked out wearing peculiar, yet alluring clothing. He was drop dead gorgeous.
Naruto wore first a pair of black pants embroidered with silver thread, small Konoha symbols gleamed proudly on each pant cuff. Then he wore a royal blue clingy silk T-shirt, his necklace hung inconspicuously underneath it and also fingerless black gloves adorned his hands. Over this he wore a glossy brilliant red silk long sleeved wizard's robe with a gold embossing of a strange set of symbols. One was obviously the Hogwarts logo, but entwined with it was a sword lodged in a stone and finally wrapped around all of this was the Kazama crest of a flowering tree.
Naruto wore half his curly hair in a ponytail and the other half hung around his face. He just seemed to shine with an ethereal light. A slight smile graced his luscious lips. Naruto's mouth moved, but Sasuke didn't hear any words. He was staring at the man he loved, the man he wanted to carry his children and raised them with him.
Suddenly Naruto grabbed his arm and began to drag him out into the hallway a frown of frustration on his face. Once in the hallway Sasuke immediately realized his problem as Neji's eyes widened and he murmured "Horny bastard." Under his breath. Sasuke quickly twisted his arm out of Naruto's grasp and yelled as he reentered the room.
"I'll meet you downstairs, I have to use the bathroom." Naruto fumed for a minute after the door slammed, but inside he was cheering at the effect his new look had on the stoic Uchiha. Suddenly a hand grabbed his elbow gently and he turned to look into Neji's hungry eyes.
"Let me assist you downstairs." Neji insisted.
"Thank you Neji, but it would give an impression that I was weak. So I can bring myself down on my own. Besides, Dumbledore gave me the directions." Naruto said politely. Neji reluctantly let go.
Naruto led the way to the great hall's doors where he was greeted by Dumbledore. "Naruto-san, today I will be introducing you to the teaching Staff and the prefects of every house." Sensing Naruto's unease Dumbledore continued, "Don't worry, I'll be by your side at all times. The Students won't arrive until tomorrow and you won't have to repeat this. Since that is the job of the prefects to inform the student body of such an event."
Naruto nodded slowly, Sasuke arrived then "Sorry." He murmured in Naruto ear.
"That's okay." Naruto answered in an equally hushed voice as the doors were thrown open by Dumbledore. Dumbledore strode in. Naruto followed his eyes focused solely on his Sensei's (Dumbledore's) back as whispers ran across the room. Naruto could make some out.
"Who are they?"
"They are wearing some funny clothes?"
"Isn't the boy with the blond hair beautiful?"
Naruto blushed crimson at the last. Sasuke moved unconsciously closer to Naruto and glowered at the student. The girl's face paled. Dumbledore led the way up to the dais and pulled out a chair for Naruto right next to him. Professor McGonagall looked around Professor Sprout and gasped in surprise. The entire teaching staff turned to look curiously at her, but before any could ask a question Dumbledore spoke.
"Ladies and Gentlemen may I present to you Naruto Kazama, the heir of Merlin, Kin of the founders of Hogwarts and son of Konoha's deceased ruler Arashi Kazama, guard and master of Kyuubi no Kitsune the greatest demon of legend. And my year long student." There was a long silence in which everyone froze.
The muggle born prefects looked confused. Hermione turned to Ron "Who is he exactly and why is everyone… so well shocked?"
"How can you not know him?" Asked Ron shrilly, "He's practically royalty."
"Royalty?" Asked Hermione refusing to acknowledge Ron's accidental ridicule.
"Yes, royalty. Merlin's heir is exactly what it sounds like. He carriers the genes of the founder of magic. He's the first male in a long line of females. He also carriers the genes of all four founders of Hogwarts. As to his father Kazama I have no idea, who he is as well as Konoha or that he guards a demon. But because he carries those powerful genetics he is expected to unleash and control the abyss. The very power that can mold spells and create new ones. He doesn't need a wand or incantations. I don't know what he gains from the founding fathers, but it must be brilliant. It's a great honor for Hogwarts to house him, especially for a year."
"Ladies and gentlemen," Dumbledore continued, "I would also like to introduce you to Naruto's companions. They will along with Naruto guarding Hogwarts. As to how they are related to Naruto, I will tell you this simply. Naruto was raised in an alternative realm in which his father ruled a city for a short period of time. This group, including Naruto are trained as assassins. They would commonly be called ninjas, but they are not the kind of ninja's you would be familiar with. They possess a parallel to magic, called chakra, but as they can not perform magic, with the exception of Naruto, you can not perform chakra without casualties. So I recommend you do not attempt to learn chakra from them or you will die. Also because of their conditioning, do not challenge them or attempt to hurt them because they will kill you." All the students shivered unconsciously.
"Enough said about warnings, I must inform you that Naruto's companions will lead a nightly lesson about the ninja way and history. We are the first school to have the pleasure of housing them for a year. Now," Dumbledore gestured, "would you please introduce yourselves and speak a little about yourselves."
Naruto spoke then in his melodious and hypnotizing voice, "Sasuke, Neji, Ino, Lee, Shikamaru please state your names, age, ranks, a specialties and your blood limit. And if willing please perform a ninjutsu or taijutsu." The ninjas nodded and Neji spoke up.
"Neji Hyuga, twenty years old. Sanin, only second to the Hokage, the leader of our village. Heir to the Hyuga clan. I specialize in my blood limit, " Neji activated his blood limit, "My blood limit allows me to see chakra pathways and with my family style taijutsu or physical fighting, I can block off these chakra pathways leading to death or temporary lack of usable chakra. I can also see at 359 degrees at 800 meter radius." Neji bowed and backed away from the front of the dais as the Hogwarts students sat in a stunned silence.
Lee bounced to the front of the dais. "Lee Rock, twenty years old. Jounin second to ANBU, which is second to Sanin. I specialize in taijutsu. I can unlock several of the inner gates and I wear 500 pound weights." Lee said dropping on of his weight which clattered to the floor shaking the dais.
"Ino Yamanaka, nineteen years old. Special Jounin. I specialize in possessing other people's bodies and interrogation and torture methods. I'm nicknamed Nightmare mistress in the torture division." The blond girl said. She pushed Shikamaru to the front of dais.
"So troublesome." Shikamaru murmured, "I'm Shikamaru Nara, age nineteen. Jounin. I specialize in shadows. I can bind a person or choke a person with their own shadow. Recently I became an ambassador and assisted to our leader." Shikamaru yawned and sat down and leaned back against a disgruntled Neji's legs falling immediately asleep.
Ino piped up happy to brag about Shikamaru "He's a genius and strategist as well." The Hogwarts students looked dubious.
"Sasuke Uchiha, nineteen years old. ANBU captain. Sole survivor of the Uchiha massacre. I specialize in my blood limit," Sasuke activated his Sharingan, "my blood limit allows me to slow down everything in my perception, predict attacks, copy and immediately perform any technique used against me and cast an illusion that confused my enemy. I also specialize in fire based techniques." Sasuke nodded and took a step back.
With the grace of a cat, Naruto took the front of the dais and the center of attention, "Naruto Kazama, age seventeen. Possessing a second identity as ANBU captain, Fire Fox." The other ninjas looked surprised at Naruto. "Heir of Merlin, Kin of the founding fathers of Hogwarts, Son of Arashi Kazama the Yondaime. Guardian, master and prison of Kyuubi no Kitsune, the greatest of demons a nine-tailed-fox. I specialize in magic and chakra. In the field of chakra I'm a genjutsu or illusions master, a seals master and I excel at taijutsu or physical fighting, I also use a barbed chain in combat. I make my own ninjutsus or alter them. In the areas of spells I excel at transfiguration, potions, runes and care of magical creatures. My friends know me best for my mass doppelganger ninjutsu technique in which I can produce 1,000 temporary clones of myself. I'm also known for my summoning techniques. I can summon Gamabunta, the boss of toads, which takes a lot of control and chakra. As for a demonstration let me summon Gamakichi, Gamabuta's son."
His audience leaned forward in their seats as Naruto bit his thumb and his hand flew various symbols. He slammed his hand to the floor and there was poof of smoke. As the smoke cleared a larger than average toad in a blue jacket appeared. "Yo!" The toad called out making Naruto's audience gasp in surprise. "Hey Naruto did you need something?"
"Just a demonstration. I thought calling you would be better than calling the boss. Last time I called him out for something besides battle he wasn't too pleased. He destroyed half of Konoha's forest."
"What do expect of an angry 100 meter tall toad?" Bowing to his audience Gamakichi waved "Later folks." And disappeared in another puff of smoke. Naruto retook his seat and Dumbledore gestured to the five empty seats next Naruto for the other ninja's to sit in.
"Now are there any questions?" Dumbledore asked. Half of the hall raised their hands. Dumbledore called on Hermione.
"Sir, how can… Sir Kazama… perform Chakra and Magic if it is a potentially deadly combination?"
Naruto answered this smiling kindly at Hermione, "Everyone please just call me Naruto. And it is because of the Kyuubi's influence that I am able to survive. His demonic chakra mixed into my system forcefully blending magic and chakra."
"You say mixed? What do you mean by that?" Asked Professor Snape.
Naruto smiled gently, "My soul absorbed all of his chakra and obliterated his conscious. The fox is gone, only I remain."
"You must be very powerful!" Ron called out.
"In some aspects yes and some aspects no. In terms of raw power, yes I am quite powerful."
------- Platform 9 3/4 ----- First Day of School -----
The train pulled up in the station. The prefects got off the train in a flurry of excitement, each hoping to be the first to announce the new arrivals that were currently in an isolated area of the train awaiting Harry. Ron and Hermione ran over to Mr. Weasley, Harry, Ginny, George and Fred. "So what was the meeting about was it—" Began Mr. Weasley before Ron interrupted.
"Dad he's going to be at Hogwarts and he's on the train right now!" Mr. Weasley looked frightened for a moment.
"No Sir, not Voldermort," Everyone flinched as Hermione said the name, "Naruto—"
"Naruto Kazama, heir of Merlin, kin of the founders of Hogwarts and lot of other things. Oh and he also brought his friends, who are magical ninjas!" Ron yelled out happily. All the magic born wizards and witches gasped in surprise before quickly pushing up to the train hoping to gain entrance. This of course was parents and students alike.
"Umm… bad move Ron." Hermione and Harry said immediately.
"But wait Harry you haven't heard the best part yet."
"What Ron?" Harry asked irritated by Ron's exuberance and to his lack of information on this Naruto. But still Harry was slightly excited.
"Harry, they're here to specifically guard you." Ron whispered. "Oh and they're waiting a train car for us. I got to ride all the way here sitting four seats away."
"What's he like?" Ginny asked.
"Well.." Ron began before Hermione interrupted pulling Ginny aside.
"He's hot, very hot, but I think he and one of the male ninjas, Sasuke Uchiha have crushes on each other. The Sasuke is cold really cold, but he can't keep his eyes off of Naruto and Naruto smiles ever time he notices Sasuke staring at him."
While Ginny and Hermione talked the Weasley enthusiastically informed Harry of every detail they could dredge up about Naruto, the heir of Merlin and the founding fathers. Suddenly everyone froze as a small compartment door opened and a black haired boy without pupils screamed "Ron Weasley I'm going to kill you!" Neji yelled, Ron gulped, "Never, ever give Naruto sugar again, he's like a monkey on speed."
"I have damn head ache already." Muttered Harry.
The end for now! Hope you enjoyed…. Smile and cackle evilly. I love leaving it off like this.
-TK
