Hello, this is chapter two
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Chapter two
Sakura: I finally found you, Gai-sensei!
Gai: why, hello, Sakura. What can I do for you? Make it quick though because I am on my way to a dance lesson. Lee told me that he is getting embarrassed by how I dance.
Sakura: yeah. I can see why. Anyway, Naruto told me to ask you what commando means.
Gai: ummmm…. I don't think you want to see.
Sakura: yes I do! He called me chief commando and I wanna know what commando means.
Gai: (muttering) how do I get out of this one? Ah! Neji! How are you doing?
Neji: good morning Gai-sensei! When are we going to start training?
Gai: I don't care right now. I need you to tell sakura what going commando is.
Neji: why? Are you going commando again?
Gai: you do not need to know that. Just tell Sakura what commando is so I can go to my dance lesson!
Sakura: going commando?
Neji: (byakugan mode) yup, he's going commando again.
Gai: Neji! I told you to stop doing that!
Sakura: I think I now what it means now. And might I add that you are very disappointing Neji.
Neji: sorry
Gai: to the dancing studio! I will become….
Sakura: the dancing king?
Gai: no! The queen… not king. What is wrong with you kids?
Neji: whatever
Sakura: yeah, bye
back with Naruto
Naruto: aww… me and my butt were in the middle of an awesome game of truth or dare. Did you know that Gai-sensei and Tsunade used to go out? Surprising huh?
Sakura: and your butt knew that how?
Naruto: you don't want to know.
Sakura: god, the images you plant in my mind!
Naruto: ok…. So do you know what commando means?
Sakura: yeah, I think so.
Naruto: well?
Sakura: does it mean wearing a green jumpsuit?
Naruto: no. really the opposite. Just go with the name, okay? I am getting tired of listening to the things my butt knows about some people.
Sakura: my god. Only you Naruto, only you. Anyway, do you or your butt know currently know where gaara is?
Naruto: hmmm…. I believe that he was last seen in the outskirts of konoha. We should look in the bakeries out there first.
Sakura: why the bakeries? Come on, you just ate. How can you b hungry when we are out to kill Itachi's butt? Can't get anymore exciting than that.
Naruto: I'm not hungry. Anyone who is as smart as you claim yourself to be should know that gaara's secret weakness is sweet pastries. But what he really likes is cookies.
Sakura: cookies?
Naruto: yes. Cookies. Kind of hard to believe huh?
Sakura: y-yeah. Just a little. Anyway, enough of that. Come on, ramen lover. Time to go find cookie monster.
Naruto: roger that, chief commando. Wait, who's cookie monster?
Sakura: that would be gaara.
Naruto: but I thought we were looking for supreme butt muncher?
Sakura: we have to find cookie monster before we can find supreme butt muncher. My god, you're stupid.
Naruto: yeah, so? Got a problem with it?
Sakura: whatever. Anyway, we can cover more ground if we split up. Meet up at the ramen shop in 45 minutes to make sure we aren't covering the same places.
Naruto: got it, chief commando. See you in 45.
Sakura: right back at ya, ramen lover.
well that's chapter 2 for you, more charactrs will be coming in soon, please review and check out other chapters when they come out, well until next time
