Hello, this is chapter two 

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Chapter two

Sakura: I finally found you, Gai-sensei!

Gai: why, hello, Sakura. What can I do for you? Make it quick though because I am on my way to a dance lesson. Lee told me that he is getting embarrassed by how I dance.

Sakura: yeah. I can see why. Anyway, Naruto told me to ask you what commando means.

Gai: ummmm…. I don't think you want to see.

Sakura: yes I do! He called me chief commando and I wanna know what commando means.

Gai: (muttering) how do I get out of this one? Ah! Neji! How are you doing?

Neji: good morning Gai-sensei! When are we going to start training?

Gai: I don't care right now. I need you to tell sakura what going commando is.

Neji: why? Are you going commando again?

Gai: you do not need to know that. Just tell Sakura what commando is so I can go to my dance lesson!

Sakura: going commando?

Neji: (byakugan mode) yup, he's going commando again.

Gai: Neji! I told you to stop doing that!

Sakura: I think I now what it means now. And might I add that you are very disappointing Neji.

Neji: sorry

Gai: to the dancing studio! I will become….

Sakura: the dancing king?

Gai: no! The queen… not king. What is wrong with you kids?

Neji: whatever

Sakura: yeah, bye

back with Naruto

Naruto: aww… me and my butt were in the middle of an awesome game of truth or dare. Did you know that Gai-sensei and Tsunade used to go out? Surprising huh?

Sakura: and your butt knew that how?

Naruto: you don't want to know.

Sakura: god, the images you plant in my mind!

Naruto: ok…. So do you know what commando means?

Sakura: yeah, I think so.

Naruto: well?

Sakura: does it mean wearing a green jumpsuit?

Naruto: no. really the opposite. Just go with the name, okay? I am getting tired of listening to the things my butt knows about some people.

Sakura: my god. Only you Naruto, only you. Anyway, do you or your butt know currently know where gaara is?

Naruto: hmmm…. I believe that he was last seen in the outskirts of konoha. We should look in the bakeries out there first.

Sakura: why the bakeries? Come on, you just ate. How can you b hungry when we are out to kill Itachi's butt? Can't get anymore exciting than that.

Naruto: I'm not hungry. Anyone who is as smart as you claim yourself to be should know that gaara's secret weakness is sweet pastries. But what he really likes is cookies.

Sakura: cookies?

Naruto: yes. Cookies. Kind of hard to believe huh?

Sakura: y-yeah. Just a little. Anyway, enough of that. Come on, ramen lover. Time to go find cookie monster.

Naruto: roger that, chief commando. Wait, who's cookie monster?

Sakura: that would be gaara.

Naruto: but I thought we were looking for supreme butt muncher?

Sakura: we have to find cookie monster before we can find supreme butt muncher. My god, you're stupid.

Naruto: yeah, so? Got a problem with it?

Sakura: whatever. Anyway, we can cover more ground if we split up. Meet up at the ramen shop in 45 minutes to make sure we aren't covering the same places.

Naruto: got it, chief commando. See you in 45.

Sakura: right back at ya, ramen lover.

well that's chapter 2 for you, more charactrs will be coming in soon, please review and check out other chapters when they come out, well until next time