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Chapter 2: I hate it back

When I woke up the next morning Alfred was in my bed, using me as a teddy bear. Why had I let him watch a scary movie? I pryed him off me, accidentaly waking him.

"Waa?" I guess he's not a morning person.

"Wake up baka." Neither am I. "Courage won't attack you when you're awake." This didn't work. "You can take my truck and get cheezburgers if you get out of my room." Alfred raced out the door. When I got downstairs, Kent, the FMB guy was at the door.

"Another one? Bring the box in." I picked up the Manual.

Yao Wang

So I got China. I flipped through the manual. Waking up Yao...

2. Play Japanese, Korean or Cantonese music near the box. To the first, he will call happily for Japan; to the second, he will yell for Korea to shut up; for the third, he will bust out of the box and search for his youngest brother. After whichever response, he will turn to you and ask where whichever of his brothers are, and you can reprogram him.

I pulled out my ipod and played Francium, a vocaloid song.

"Kiku ~Aru?" Yao looked around the room untill he saw me.

''Sorry, That was me. I'm Ever"

"I'm Yao ~aru"

"Nice ta meetcha, I'd show ya 'round but I gotta go" Running so I wouldn't be late I grabbed my bike, checked my leg, and headed towards town. When I finally got to the shop Josh was waiting outside expectantlly, tapping his foot with that mock anger expression on his face. He'd have gotten away with it but he had to smile

"Baka. You broke it again." I locked my bike and walked in, staring at the smoking machine thaat was our 3-D printer.

"I was just trying to make an optical illussion outa this book"

"Don't whine! How much stuff we gotta fix today?"

"Not a lot. So pleeeaaassseeee fix it"

"Okay." In case you can't tell already, Josh and I are co founders/workers and each others boss. We work fixing things, Josh makes neccesary pieces with his printer, I do the actual fixing.

"Ya know, you'd get a better job if you got a degree in engineering."

"Colledge moeny went to save my dad, and unless you're payin' I'm better off workin' here and tryin' to publish a book." We worked the rest of the day as usual, insulting each other at the tiniest mistake with cheerful smiles on our faces. I'd have stayed late, but I remembered the guys. I grabbed my bike and rode faster than ever back to my house. Luckily, it was undamaged. Unluckily the truck's engine was smoking. A thousand anime anger marks.

"WHAT DID YOU TO TO MY TRUCK!"

"Uh...Sorry. It broke down halfway home and I had to drag it back."

"Just go inside. Can one of you make dinner, I gotta fix this" Yao and Alfred walked inside and I started to work on the truck. When I finally finished I walked inside to the smell of eggrolls."Mmm, smells good." Of course Yao was staring at my leg. I keep my pants knee-high when I work, so the prosthetic was obvious.

"What happened to your leg ~aru?"

"Lost it, got a prosthetic." Why is that the first thing anyone asks me when we meet? *sigh* I ate the delicious food. "Since I couldn't really introduce myself this morning, I'm Evangeline, Ever for short. Or Eievui, Eevee,Tenshi, Li, Eli, etc. This is middle of nowhere, Idaho. You also happen to be the only one out of all three of us who is able to cook something more complicated then a grilled cheese sandwich. Oh, and my dog-wolf Courage is somewhere..."

"O.k. ~aru"

Thank whatever gods that ave been beleived in, except the mayan ones, that Kyle... Kent! wasn't right. I'm pretty sure i'm alive. *pokes self* And Yao is staring at me wierdly...

"I'm not suffering from insanity..."

"..."

"I'm enjoying every minute of it! SUGAR!"

"..."

"This is Fun!"

"..." I really shouldn't eat that much sugar. The Psychiatrists called me an impossible case. But I'm sane as long as I don't eat...

"SUGAR!" I must have collapsed on the floor after this, or maybe I went a little too insane and lost my memory of it, but when I opened my eyes I was on the couch, half eaten cookie in hand, and the door was open, I realized Alfred was poking me to get up. Keiran..Kyle..Kent! was at the door, large wooden crate behind him.

"Hi...Another one..?"

"Yeah. Wonderful weather we're having." I nodded slowly, as he and Alfred moved the crate in I was about to pick up the manual but I slowly focused on Kent's words. Turning around I opener the wooden blinds to see out the window. My expression slowly turned to a mix of suprise, awe, and excitement.

" It's..."

Kuma: So sorry for lameness,Not for the cliff hanger though! but you need all of the backstory and characters before it gets good.(Though it'll get fun next chapter!) And I added the sugar part cuz it's awesome.
Iggy: Save. me. please.
Kuma:don't listen to him. He's insane. Click the blue words below and REVIEW!
Ever: our it'll be discontinued!
Kuma: Nooooo. CuzIt makes me Happy!
Ever:Like drugs?
Kuma: But they're better because reviews won't cause any permanent damage!so..like SUGAR!
Ever: So...No longer sure wether you should review...
Kuma:REVIEW!
Ever: And who cares if this is crappy!
Kuma: Don't call my story that!
Ever:but you called it that!
Kuma: but i'm the author. you're a character. I can insult it, you can't.
Ever:that's not fair!
Kuma: Life's not fair!
Kuma & Ever: so...Review!