Twenty-five Ways to Irritate Train Heartnet

Twenty-five Ways to Irritate Train Heartnet

Send him to milk rehab.

Replace his current little bell with a big cowbell.

Give his phone number out to at least ten ADHD-prone girls with high pitched voices.

If you're a woman, cry your ass off.

Fill up his milk bottles with white paint.

Place him on a lactose-free, gluten-free, fat-free, sugar-free, meat-free diet.

Tell him that he has a stupid gun because it doesn't shoot confetti.

Attempt to eat the donuts on his jacket.

Make up a gross story about how milk is really made.

Do your worst, most ditzy imitation of Saya Minatsuki.

Write random smutty letters to him, and end them with "Your devoted lover until the end of days, Creed."

Tie ribbons in his hair, remarking all the while that "it's becoming of a lady."

Declare that thirteen has to be the gayest number of all time.

Chant "I'm gonna be the Master of Disguise" nonstop.

Ask him to write, with both hands, two different sentences in cursive at the same time.

Tell him that Eve would rather die from a toe infection than consider him more than a friend.

Call him Jenos.

Put him in the same dress Sven had to wear during episode 9.

Clog his gun with gorilla glue.

Invite him to an expensive restaurant for lunch, your treat. After he's eaten his fill, exclaim that you forgot your wallet at home, so he'll have to pay.

If ever he mentions that he's a Sweeper, immediately hand him a broom.

Remind him that as the Black Cat, he ought to get neutered.

Hire him to kill that pesky raccoon that's been eating out of your garbage for the past month.

Cover all of his clothing with cat hair.

State that there's a bounty on his head, then place a roll of Bounty paper towels on top of his head.