Hello world, Slayer End here.

I just want to get this out of the way...

Q1; asked by 'Assault Godzilla': So what's Naruto's goal now that he's in Ichigo's school? Will he use him for 'connections'?

A1; response from 'Slayer End': Well, Naruto felt a new and powerful reiatsu in town. He's hunting down psychopaths and punishing them. He felt reiatsu from the school and decide to search there first. Connections will have to wait, though...

Q2; asked by 'Anon. Rev. Kame': The 2 swords he has, are they like Ukitake's (double swords) or does he really have 2 different Zanpakutou (since Kyuubi and Naruto are theoretically 2 different souls...)?!

A2; response from 'Slayer End': Naruto's got two souls fused as one. That's one reason for his two swords. The other... you'll have to wait and see.

Key:

Words

"Advice"

:thoughts:

"Demon/Monster-Hollow"

"Speaking"

(Author's Notice/signature)

Enjoy!

Forever Signed in Blood,

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"Evil? What is evil? Iwa sent hundreds of their finest shinobi. Many of them probably had families or were doing their first A-Rank mission. Then, in a yellow flash, they all are slaughtered. Who's evil now?"

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If what Naruto did the first day incredible, his other pranks were god-like. Ranging from laxative in the cake sent from the teacher's pet to putting itching and sneezing powder in the principle's desk. Today he put a dead squirrel in the girls' locker room. It made the students wonder what was going to happen next.

The teacher carefully walked into the room. She took the yard stick and poked her desk. She started to check for booby-traps. When there were none to be found in the entire room, she sat down.

She started to teach her lesson when she suddenly caught something in her eye. Naruto was grinning. Evilly. That grin was just pure evil...

The teacher continued with the lesson before Naruto started to snicker. Then she lost it.

"Where are they?! The itching powder! The dead squirrels! The laxatives! What are you up to Uzumaki?! I know there are traps in this room! Where are they?!" screamed the teacher.

"Honestly, there are no traps in this entire room." said Naruto, his grin threatened to tear his face in two.

She finally went insane. The teacher huddled into a corner and went into a fetal position, crying. Naruto couldn't help it, he burst out laughing.

"I got you!" he finally gasped out.

The teacher paled, "What did you do to me?!"

"Nothing." Naruto simply replied.

The teacher screamed and ran out from the class. Naruto started to do a victory dance. The rest of the class was gaping.

Rukia walked over to Naruto and asked, "What did you do?"

"Just what I said... nothing. She was so expectant of something happening that I decided to just have her go insane. I'd do it again... but, this is one of those one-time deals. If I try to do the same prank on a person twice, it won't have the element of surprise and wouldn't be as unique." replied Naruto.

Rukia was nodding in understanding. Ichigo simply listened in on what this kid was saying. Even if he didn't follow what Naruto said completely, he understood well enough to realize that to pull something like this off would take a lot of cunning and planning ahead. Pranks were an art for this kid.

"Hey, Naruto. Why do you pull pranks all the time anyway?" asked Ichigo.

Naruto's smile became nonexistant and he cast his gaze downwards. "I don't really think I should say..." stated Naruto.

Ichigo knew that expression. This kid probably lost somebody close to him and pulling pranks was his way of coping.

A devastating roar was heard. Naruto stilled for only a second before he relaxed. The teacher suddenly walked in only for Ichigo and Rukia to run by her and down the hallway in a whirlwind. Naruto calmly walked past the teacher and said, "We're going to the bathroom."

The teacher dumbly nodded.

Naruto walked down the hallway, following in Ichigo and Rukia's path.

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"Kuso!"

Ichigo wasn't doing too well with the giant Hollow they were facing.

The hollow looked like a giant crab with a turtle shell and tiger tail. There were black rings around the eyes on this Hollow's mask. Ichigo slashed at it again only for his attempt to end in vain.

Suddenly there was a whistling sound. Rukia and Ichigo looked just in time to see several ninja stars strike the crab-beast's hard shell. One of these stars was able to crack the shell slightly.

Then, in a puff of smoke, appeared somebody wearing a black cloak with red clouds on it. Two giant swords were strapped to his back. He had a black, skull-like mask covering his mouth and lower half of his slitted eyes from view.

"Shell Slash. Your crimes in life? You killed seven people and hid them under the floorboards of your home, hacking them to bits. Three women, two children, and one Male police officer sent to investigate. You hanged yourself to avoid getting caught. In death? Your crimes range from devouring four Shinigami to attacking several people who weren't even spiritually aware of you. Your next destination? Hell." ended the person before taking one of his swords off of his back.

There was a giant mouth on one side of the blade and a giant eye on the other side.

The person swung the blade down. The effects were almost instantaneous. Shell Slash was no more than a puff of black smoke being absorbed into the blade.

The person turned around to leave when Ichigo asked something.

"Who the hell are you?" asked Ichigo.

"My name is for myself and few others to know. My identity is... The Kitsune-Hollow."

Rukia gasped and the Kitsune-Hollow disappeared.

"Hey Rukia, do you know what that guy was?" asked Ichigo.

"Well... the Kitsune-Hollow is supposed to be a myth. A black masked Hollow who sends wicked spirits to hell."

"But, how can he tell the difference between a good soul and an 'evil' soul? He is a Hollow, right?"

"Nobody knows. There are so many legends about him that it's impossible to tell fact from fiction."

"So, what are we supposed to do if we ever see him again?" asked Ichigo.

"Slay him. He's a Hollow and he needs to move on to Soul Society."

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After school was over, Ichigo and Rukia were walking home. Then they saw something. The Kitsune-Hollow walking into an alley.

They ran to where said alley was and looked inside. Two trashcans on the right, a dumpster on the left. A few pipes in the back.

"Where the hell did he go?" asked Ichigo.

"Maybe he jumped onto the rooftops!" suggested Rukia.

As soon as they left the Alley to check the roof there was a puff of white smoke. One of the trashcans was revealed to be The Kitsune-Hollow.

"They're gonna have to put way more effort into finding me. I can't believe I got away that easily. Honestly. They don't make Shinigami like they used to..." He stopped talking when he realised that they were both standing in front of him. "Hm, spoke too soon... So, how on earth did you find me?" asked the Kitsune.
"Who couldn't have with a blast of smoke that large?" questioned Ichigo.

"Damn, I never was good with chakra control..." muttered the Kitsune. "So let me guess, you're here to try and slay me?" asked the Kitsune.

"Well, yeah. You're a Hollow so-"

"You automatically assume that I'm a threat and try to slay me. Allow me to let you in on a little secret. I. Can't. Be. Slain." Cut in the Kitsune.

"I never would have taken you for the arrogant type." said Ichigo before rushing in.

A clean slash, the Kitsune-Hollow was cut in half. Then he started to laugh. He disappeared into the tell-tale smoke showing he'd been slain... Then, the smoke stopped and condensed. It started to spin around and The Kitsune-Hollow was reformed.

"I told you, I can never be slain. I can never be eaten. I can never move on. There are too many things I've left unfinished." said the Hollow. "Well, I'll be seein' ya. Ja ne!"

Before they could question him further, he disappeared.

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"Hello, Urahara-san." greeted Naruto.

"..."

"What, you're not going to ask about the Hollows I've punished today?"

"..."

"You're hiding under the desk and leaving the empty gigai just to drive me nuts."

"...why do you have to ruin my fun?" asked Kisuke coming out from under the desk.

"Because, it's too obvious. I'd be damned before I'm fooled by a prank as awful as this one... try having two gigai to keep them guessing." suggested Naruto.

"I'll keep that in mind."

"Well, I'm tired as hell, I think I'll go to sleep." said Naruto before unrolling a futon and going passing out in the basement.

Had he stayed up any longer, he might have seen Rukia and Ichigo purchasing Gikongan, Soul Candy.

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The next day was rather awkward. Instead of Naruto pulling any pranks, Ichigo took the role of doing this by being rather... perverted today. Naruto was still getting over his laughs from watching Tatsuki beat the tar out of Ichigo. Naruto slowly shook his head. He still couldn't believe that there was a Mod-Soul around here. He knew for a fact that the real Kurosaki Ichigo would never do something so perverse...

Well, enough of those thoughts, time to get to work.

"So, Tatsuki-san... How long have you been with Ichigo-san, eh? I'd never have picked you two out to be a couple." said Naruto. :And so the rumors begin...:

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:Ichigo's acting nice today...: thought Naruto. He looked a little closer. The poor guy.

He walked up behind Tatsuki and asked, "So, what happened to him?"

"Today's the anniversary of his mother's death." responded Tatsuki.

Naruto nodded, "At least he's dealing with it."

"You act like you've lost somebody close to you."

"Almost everybody who was ever close to me, died already. Never knew my parents. I'm still trying to come to terms with it, but, I know it happened. I just wish it didn't..."

"Oh..." responded Tatsuki.

It was all she could say. From the sound of it, Naruto must have had a hard life.

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Naruto could feel his eye twitching. If he saw one more person, just one, acting like that freak from TV, he'd have a fit. He looked at Ichigo.

"You too?" asked Naruto.

"Hai. How the hell do these people worship that freak?" asked Ichigo.

"He's just a passing fad. In a few months, the ratings will plummet and his show will be canceled. Besides, you don't know the definition of worship." said Naruto, remembering Gai and Lee.

"Trust me when I say I know." said Ichigo, gesturing towards the large crowd of students with their arms crossed.

"Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Spirits are always with us!"

Naruto stared and blinked.

"Maybe you know a little about worship. But, like I said, this is just a passing fad." He turned and saw Chad doing it too, "I knew I shouldn't have eaten that 16th bowl of Ramen last night..." Naruto murmured.

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Naruto was currently on his daily patrol when he saw Ishida Uryū. Uryū was obviously spiritually aware, but, what bothered Naruto wasn't the fact that he was spiritually aware, but the fact that he was a Quincy. Furthermore, he wasn't worried about the Quincy's unique ability to simply kill Hollows. What worried him was the fact that this kid was the 'Last Quincy'. Currently ranting about 'The Pride of the Quincy' and vengeance on the Shinigami. This kid sounded like the reincarnation of Sasuke.

His gaze drifted down to the Shinigami he was speaking to.

Ichigo and Rukia.

:Why am I not surprised..?: thought Naruto, sarcastically.

Then he took something out from his white outfit.

:Hollow Bait?! Is this kid nuts?! If he takes out Hollow Bait here, who knows how many Hollows will show up!: thought Naruto.

Just as he was about to jump and grab the bait, he stopped himself.

:I have a secret. They can't know that 'Uzumaki Naruto' and 'The Kitsune-Hollow' are one-in-the-same. Kuso! I'll have to lean my Gigai somewhere and 'suddenly' appear... I hate keeping secrets!:

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Uryū crushed the Hollow Bait. Very soon, Hollows started to come from every direction. Chaos ensued.

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(A/N: You all know how the events go if you watched the Anime or read the Manga. So I'm only going to explain Naruto's part in this little escapade.)

Naruto started to curse like a sailor the minute he saw the sheer amount of Hollows that appeared. Now, Naruto's powerful. His strength easily matched a Captain-Rank Shinigami. But, with his ability of being 'unslayable', he could probably fight a much more powerful captain on equal grounds.

Also, this was all Naruto's strength. He didn't believe in hiding behind Kyuubi's power or making an illusion of his strength. Hell, he didn't believe in illusions whatsoever.

Because of this, Naruto had become rather intelligent in the 150 years he'd been a Hollow. So, he knew when a situation was either hopeless or really hard to get out of.

But, old habits die hard. Did Naruto really care if the situation was hopeless?

No.

He charged, both swords drawn, releasing massive portions of Kyuubi's old energy. His eyes slitted and glowing red.

Malice... fury... hatred... anger...

Right now, these words described Naruto perfectly. The Hollows didn't stand a chance.

A Hollow leaped at him from his left.

Naruto ducked and spun, slashing the Hollow in two.

Naruto removed one of his special Fuuma Shuriken and threw it with all his might.

Six Hollows were slain.

Another approached from behind.

Naruto impaled the Hollow with both of his swords.

Placing his swords on his back, Naruto started to form a Rasengan with a combination of reiatsu and chakra.

One Rasengan in each hand.

He blew the Hollows to bits with each of his attacks.

Another, larger, Hollow started to barrel through the rest of them to attack Naruto.

Naruto started doing hand-signs.

"Kagebunshin no Jutsu!"

Three clones appeared.

Naruto held out his right hand and started to pump demon chakra and reiatsu into it.

The clones got to work, one clone to spin the chakra, one clone to mix wind chakra, and the last clone to blend in the reiatsu.

Naruto smirked.

"Unstoppable, everlasting, eternal, invincible. With the right hand of Kami, pass down judgement, with Hell's wind, obliterating all demons. Hadō Ikko-Hyaku Cero: Oni-Fūton: Reiatsu Rasengan!"

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End of Ch. II

Hell yeah!

Ok, there are definitely going to be questions about this.

First of all: I included the Rasengan because it not only was a request but because it was one of Naruto's favorite techniques and I was eager to make a new Bleach Variation of it.

Second: Naruto can use chakra because his soul bonded with Kyuubi's. Any technique he could use in life, he can do in death, and then some.

Third: while Naruto has bonded with Kyuubi's soul, that doesn't mean he has full control over all of the demon's chakra. In Naruto's Hollow form, he is far more capable of utilizing the Kyuubi's chakra without negative side effects while in his current form, he could possibly kill himself with the power.

Fourth: Here's a rough translation for Naruto's most recent technique...

"Hadō Ikko-Hyaku Cero: Oni-Fūton Reiatsu Rasengan"

"Way of Destruction 100 Zero: Demon-Wind Spirit Pressure Spiral Sphere"

Creating an untold amount of energy, the blast decimates any and all enemies struck by the blow. To limit the destruction, Naruto made the technique so that it only harms anything that can utilize Chakra or Reiatsu, is a Hollow, or is a Shinigami (Just in case).

The attack goes as far as completely decimating the target enemies, killing them 'A hundred times and leaving them with zero'.

The attack has an incredible range, going as far as 20 miles after being shot, but, the technique loses strength after each mile it goes without hitting a target.

For example, anything within the first mile of the attack is going to be destroyed, but, if they are hit with the technique from 20 miles away, it will feel like being struck with an unusually powerful Cero or one of the Hadō spells in the mid-20s.

So far, the only known way of surviving the attack is to either move out of range or dodge it.

Because of the attack's strength, Naruto is rendered incapable of using anything more than 1 percent of his total chakra and reiatsu combined, leaving him at the strength of an injured member of the 4th division incapable of healing himself.

Also, due to the displayed amount of strength, it usually scares off Hollows.

Or the Hollows will simply leave because Naruto no longer has enough Reiatsu to fill them, or they realise he is 'unslayable' so they go in search of edible prey.

Shinigami aren't as easily swayed and it usually becomes a gamble.

Sometimes the attack will simply act as a signal for several more, stronger Hollows to show up.

Thanks to Naruto's 'connections' he doesn't nearly need to worry about this as much as other Shinigami.

Now, fifth: In any Naruto fic, Naruto has at least one super attack, so why stop now?

Sixth: I summed up about 14 episodes of the series for those of you who don't know.

Now, if you've got any questions, ask away!

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