Tale of Shadows

BOOK 1: True LOVE

An Undertale Story!

My name is NOT Toby Fox…so that means Undertale doesn't belong to me…it belongs to Toby Fox and Temmie Chang

Chapter 1:

Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again? Huh?

Notes:

IT APPEARS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAS BEEN CHOSEN FOR THE MONUMENTAL HONOR OF SAYING THE NOTES FOR THIS FIRST CHAPTER! WOWIE! BUT…

hi

*SIGH* MY LAZY BONES BROTHER WILL BE JOINING ME IN THE EXPLANATION OF THE NOTES TODAY!

my name's sans, sans the skeleton

YOU NEED TO CAPITALIZE YOUR FIRST AND LAST NAME SANS! ALSO THE FIRST WORD OF THE SENTENCE MUST BE CAPITALIZED!

ok.

YOU AREN'T GOING TO DO IT, ARE YOU?

nope.

ANYWAY, LETS GET BACK TO THE IMPORTANT STUFF, LIKE ME!

paps, let's just focus on the notes so this chapter can start ok?

that nap really made me tired

FINE, BUT MY NAME IS NOT PAPS, IT IS THE GREAT PAPYRUS.

OR JUST PAPYRUS.

OR COOL DUDE.

OR FUTURE ROYAL GUARD PAPYRUS!

ok, paps.

didn't the royal guard get disbanded?

PERHAPS, BUT I WILL GET IT DIS-DISBANDED! AND THEN I WILL BECOME THE CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD!

ok

NYEH! DESPITE MY BROTHER'S ATTEMPT TO DISTRACT ME, I WILL NOW SAY THE NOTES, FIRST FRISK WILL BE GENDER NEUTRAL AND PART OF NO PAIRINGS, AND ONLY CANNON PAIRINGS WILL OCCURR, LIKE TORIEL X ASGORE OR UNDYNE X ALPHYS!

also cursing will not occur in the story with exception of perhaps hell or heck, maybe a damn.

SANS, STOP BEING SILLY, WHY WOULD SOMEONE STOP SAYING HELLO BEFORE SAYING THE O! AND ALSO, WHY WOULD THERE BE A SYSTEM OF WATER CONTROL IN THE STORY, WE DIDN'T HAVE A DAM IN THE UNDERGROUND!

ok, because of paps, there will be no 'damn's, 'water' we going to say next?

WHY CAN'T I HAVE A BROTHER WHO DOESN'T SAY PUNS?

sorry paps, i guess you could say, i was-

DON'T YOU DARE COMIC SANS!

-'bone' to tell 'humerus' puns, and that ain't a 'fibula' if i'm going 'tibia' honest.

has stopped working…

looks like i broke my bro, so lets cut this short ok buddy?

if ya want to stay on my good side, then follow/favorite this story and all the jazz, also send the author constructive criticism, ways to improve, or compliments.

any profane or rude comments…

then your gonna have a bad time

Frisk POV:

A flash of white, and then darkness, before a gentle light made their closed eyes see a warm red.

Frisk was facing up when they woke, opening their squinted eyes to see the all too familiar sight of a massive hole above them, which allowed a beam of sunlight to illuminate the small flower bed they had landed on.

Sadly, their entire body was numb and so were stuck there for a moment.

The child began to try and process what had happened the night before, or was it the moment before?

*You begin to conceive the enigma that is time travel.

'Shuddup!' Frisk thought with extra annoyance laced into their usually timid thoughts.

*Rude

Frisk ignored their head voice, it was being dumb anyway, besides they had begun to get the feeling back in their small body.

After a bit of trial and error, the human managed to pick themselves up and survey the room, not that there was that much to survey.

The human stood up amongst the patch of flowers, gazing around the small room that led to the city once called Home.

The familiar dark walls, and small flower patch greeted them, with some minute differences.

One thing that stuck out was the odd scent of fish along with some kind of MTT Brand Bone Cologne smell.

Two, three bodies were thrown strewn about the antechamber to the Ruins.

*This is odd…er than usual.

'I agree, hey you stopped saying You Realize and all!' Frisk thought with a cheery attitude.

*What are you so happy about? This is bad, what of these people are your enemies!

'Meh' Frisk thought while shrugging, that was Future Frisk's problem.

The figure closet had also landed on the flower patch, but lay more in the shadows than not which caused the mental voice to go of its imaginary rocker.

*HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT?

'I was processing important information! Besides it's not like YOU noticed it either!'

*…

'…'

*Fine, just be careful

Frisk walked up to the strange figure with wobbly knees, this is when noticed a slight sound which seemed to emanate from the chamber, the human looked around until they realized the being in front of them was responsible for the noise.

*You listen carefully to the noise, which is oddly familiar.

Frisk leaned forward, hands cupped to their ears, DETERMINED to discover what the noise was and who the mystery persons were!

"NYEH, NYEH, NYEH, SPAGHETTI! NYEH, NYEH, NYEH" The figure mumbled in their sleep.

*PAPYRUS? /'PAPYRUS?'

Frisk and the mental voice were stunned into silence.

*HOW THE # $* DID HE GET HERE?

'BAD! No swearing! I'm just a kid!' Frisk grumbled, 'Put a coin in the swear jar!'

*I am not physically there Frisk, I don't have any money nor can I put it in a jar, which you don't have!

'Fine, just IMAGINE putting the coin in the Swear Jar!'

*Ok.

'Was that so hard?'

*Yes.

Frisk was fed up with these shenanigans, and instead focused on how to wake the Great Papyrus.

'I GOT IT!'

Frisk shook Papyrus.

*Nothing happened.

Frisk slapped Papyrus.

*Surprisingly, STILL nothing happened.

'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!'

*We will agree to disagree.

Frisk promptly head-butted Papyrus.

*You get a severe headache and perhaps a concussion.

"How am I going to wake him up" Frisk mumbles quietly to themselves, when an idea comes to mind.

*I think you are going to do something I won't like, so just DON'T!

'Sorry, I just HAVE to do it!' Frisk projected in their mind, a smug grin showing up on their usually expressionless face.

*You will regret this…

"Geez, I guess waking up the GREAT PAPYRUS is … im-PASTA-ble, I might as well just PASTa way the time!" Frisk began, "Spa-get it?"

Papyrus remained motionless, before he began to vibrate.

Papyrus' Dream:

*Papyrus' Dreamscape*

Papyrus the Great, Captain of the Royal Guard, Master of Pastatania rode upon the Spaghetti Beast, throwing spaghetti and defeating Grease Grillby's evil followers, an 'energetic' version of Sans along with him. Mettaton stood by and was filming his heroic deeds as fans swamped the Hero of Spaghetti.

"WOWIE, NOTHING COULD RUIN THIS!"

"Geez, I guess waking up the GREAT PAPYRUS is … im-PASTA-ble, I might as well just PASTa way the time!"

"OH NO…I…CAN'T…NYEHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

*Ruins*

Papyrus shot up with a bolt screaming,

"NYEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Papyrus looked around to see no one around him.

"WHO SAID THE PUN THEN?"

Papyrus looked around to see no one and sighed in relief.

"IT WAS JUST A HORRIBLE DREAM!"

"Spa-get it?"

"NYEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

*The Real World: Ruins Antechamber*

Papyrus woke up screaming, sweat pouring of him in rivers, he shot up on his feet.

Frisk, was of course a bit pouty that Papyrus had so easily managed to get up.

"NYEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Frisk was there, their classic poker face had returned once more, now was not pout time of course.

"WHAT JUST HAPPENED? THE GREAT PAPYRUS HEARD…A PUN…BUT FRISK WOULD NEVER BETRAY ME SO!" The Cool Skeleton said mostly to himself, while catching his breath and wiping the sweat of his brow.

"Wow Papyrus that was un-for-GHETTI-ble!" Frisk said, using their hands in a way that conveyed a rim shot, despite having a face that STILL remained blank.

"HUMAN, YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, BUT WE HAVE MORE PRESSING CONCERNS, SUCH AS WHERE ARE WE HUMAN AND IS THERE ANY SPAGHETTI?" The Great Papyrus questioned, rotating around and taking in the dark walls and the small flower bed before gazing upon two figures laying on the ground.

"I didn't know any other way to wake you up, also we are in the Ruins and…uhm…I don't know?" Frisk answered

"HUMAN, WHAT IS UP WITH THOSE LUMPY ROCKS?" The Great Papyrus asked, gazing at the rocks which seemed to move up and down every now and then, as if they were breathing.

"I think those are Sans and Undyne, possibly" Frisk said, staring blankly at Papyrus, "Makes the most sense anyway"

"NYEH HEH HEH, I OF COURSE AGREE, I WAS JUST ASKING TO SEE IF YOU KNEW!" Papyrus eagerly explained, after all it wasn't a lie, he had asked to see if Frisk knew what was up with those lumpy rocks.

"Let's go wake them up then" Frisk said, a hint of a smile on their face as they sauntered towards the unconscious bodies.

"wake who kiddo?" a voice said from behind Papyrus.

Frisk screamed.

Papyrus screamed louder.

Undyne mumbled in her sleep.

Sans stood there just smiling.

"YOU ARE ALREADY UP SANS?" Papyrus asked confused, "FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!"

Frisk laughed a little.

"yeah, i just got tired of sleeping ya know?" Sans replied with a wink, "i heard your puns kid – nice - but you gotta work on them, don't for-'ghetti' bout it."

Frisk giggled.

Papyrus fumed.

Undyne mumbled,

"Five more minutes…"

Sans shrugged before looking at Frisk with a coy smile and asked almost out of the blue,

"i know you've been up for a while kiddo, so why didn't you get up till now?" Sans questioned, his smile a little more forced, his eyebrows a bit more dimmed, almost judgingly gazing at Frisk's face. He was ready to dissect any information Frisk could provide.

"I was numb all over, I could feel my skin!" Frisk retorted after a brief moment of shyness and fear a frown replacing their normal expression, "Besides it's not like YOU got up earlier either!"

"you see 'right through me', kiddo" Sans replied with a wink his questioning glare turning into a genuine smile.

Frisk's mouth twitched into a smile.

Papyrus stared at a wall, mind so seething in rage that he had stopped working.

Undyne twitched around.

The sound of Undyne rustling around reminded Papyrus of what was important.

"UNDYNE!" Papyrus screamed, running to see that Undyne had landed face first on a massive rock to the side.

Oddly, the rock had been split in half, while Undyne remained undamaged.

Papyrus used his knowledge from Mettaton's cancelled show, 'Oh Doctor!' show at this moment.

"SANS, I CAN'T FEEL HER PULSE!"

"bro, she is a monster, she doesn't have a heart remember that's just humans" Sans said eyes bright with amusement.

"OH, THAT EXPLAINS WHY NO ONE ON METTATON'S SHOW TURNED TO DUST WHEN THEY HAD NO PULSE…"

Frisk stared at the interaction between the two skele-bros before stating the obvious.

"She is just unconscious, so shouldn't we try to wake her up?"

"what the kid said" Sans lazily told Papyrus as he lay on the bed of flowers, no intention of helping out.

Frisk sticks their tongue out at Sans.

Sans does likewise.

*You have had enough of Sans' games and go to wake Undyne

Frisk agrees whole-heartedly, turning to look over the unconscious fish from a distance.

Undyne's face was relaxed, sometimes changing into a sleepy snarl. Frisk wondered what the Ex-Captain of the Royal Guard was dreaming about.

"any idea how we are gonna wake her kid?"

Frisk shook their head, they didn't know how to invoke strong emotions in Undyne as well as Papyrus-

'I have an idea' Frisk thought to their mind friend, interrupting their own thought.

*I still haven't forgiven you for those, PUNS!

'I'm sorry, from now on I will let SANS do all the punning'

*…

'Come on, buddy'

*…

'Partner?'

*Fine! I forgive you. What is that plan you were talking about?

Frisk walks closer to the fish monster, leaning down to her ear and whispering,

"Alphys is calling for you!"

Undyne shot up, smashing her head into Frisk which caused the latter to fall over clutching their head in pain.

*You headache from earlier has returned, bigger and badder because of KARMA!

'What would you have done?' Frisk projected, taking their hands of their head and briefly ignoring their headache.

*Uhm

'That's what I thought!' Frisk thought smugly, before remembering their intense headache and returning to cradle their head with their small hands.

"ALPHYS?" Undyne asked, panting as she lunged in a position ready to run off to protect her loved one. Undyne looked around expectantly, looking around the room before her gaze turned to one of confusion.

"WHO SAID THAT?" Undyne snarled summoning a magical spear in her hand, "I WILL CUT WHOEVER SAID THAT INTO SUSHI!"

"Obviously, it was Sans!" Frisk said, passing the blame to the most likely suspect.

"no, it was you kiddo, though i gotta say i'm proud of you for blaming you me, but it was you right paps?"

Undyne turned to look at Papyrus, who was well known for being almost incapable of telling even the smallest lie successfully.

Papyrus, still looking for revenge about the pun that Sans said, backed up the story albeit by withholding the truth instead of lying.

"WHO ELSE COULD IT HAVE BEEN, SANS LOVES JAPES AND THIS IS RIGHT UP ALLEY OF BAD JAPES AND HORRIBLE PUNS, HE ALSO CALLED YOU FISH FACE!" Papyrus informed the crazed spear wielding fish, this was all true after all! Though Sans had called her a fish face a few years ago, it was still technically the truth.

"bro, that's cold!" Sans huffed, his grinning widening as he already realized he was a goner, and might as well go down punning, "this smells kinda 'fishy' to me, it wasn't me so find 'salmon' else to stab with that spear, ok 'bass'? i think I get your 'point', cause your just so 'spear'itful!"

Undyne was already in a bad mood, this was just what she needed to snap, even before asking the basic question that everyone else had on their minds, such as where were they and how did they get there?

"NGAHHHHHHH!" Undyne roared charging at Sans.

Papyrus was catatonic due to the rapid fire punning, his brainless mind firing on all cylinders as it processed this information as a high pitched "NYEH" that was only audible to dogs and birds across the Underground.

*In Snowdin*

The Dog Squad had a very horrible day.

Doggo fell over onto the snow in front of his station, as his already lit Dog Treat fell causing the station to start burning as Doggo twitched on the ground in agony. The only thought that Doggo could process was,

'God Undyne is going to DUST me'

Lesser Dog sat down and started meowing like a cat.

Dogaressa and Dogamy stood very still as they vibrated a little, barely even acknowledging one another.

Greater Dog had left his armour and buried himself under the snow in hopes of ridding the horrid noise that haunted him so.

The Annoying Dog barked happily, because well, he was annoying to the bone and the noise pleased him (pun SO intended)

*Back to the Ruins*

Papyrus remained in catatonic high frequency "NYEH"ing state on the bed of flowers, staring blankly up his usually non-existent eyes bulging out in a face of pure rage.

Undyne chased Sans around, throwing magical spears that were meant to turn him green, yet Sans was a very nimble skeleton that dodged each one.

"that's the 'spear'it undyne" Sans joked as he moved out of the way of a spear that impaled itself into the flowers in front of Papyrus.

"NGAHHHHHHH!"

Frisk watched the horror that unfolded before their eyes with sick curiosity, annoyed by the sight of such immaturity yet unable to bring themselves to look away or call for them to stop.

*The sight of such silliness fills you with, SOMETHING!

'Eloquent as always'

*You don't even know what that means, do you?

'Nope!' Frisk thought cheerfully.

Undyne finally decided that enough was enough and cried out,

"ENOUGH!"

Sans stopped running, a sleazy grin on his skull.

"WE HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY!"

Sans and Frisk stared at Undyne for a good minute before bursting out laughing, Undyne realized that she had made a pun and couldn't stop herself from continuing to laugh.

Papyrus finally stopped, "NYEH"ing and looked around to see everyone laughing.

"WHAT HAS THE GREAT PAPYRUS MISSED?" Papyrus questioned, "DID SOMEONE MAKE SPAGHETTI WITHOUT SETTING SOMETHING ON FIRE, TALK ABOUT FAILED COOKING!"

"nah bro, undyne made an accidental pun bout fishes" Comic Sans snickered.

"HA HA HA HA, YES UNDYNE'S PRESENCE FILLS OUR LIVES WITH FISH AND SHED BASED PUNS!" Papyrus laughed hollowly, somehow regaining control of his anti-pun features.

"Should we get moving?" Frisk asked, worried that they would spend all their time bickering over puns.

"YEAH, THE PUNKS RIGHT!" Undyne yelled, she proceeded to pick up Frisk and ran towards the arch that showed they were entering the Monster Kingdom.

Papyrus dashed after her.

Sans turned to look at a wall, appearing to look directly at you.

"this reset seems like it's gonna be fun huh?" Sans asked no one in particular.

When nothing responded the stubby skeleton walked in the opposite direction from which Frisk, Undyne, and Papyrus had went towards.

He disappeared before even reaching the dead end.

*With Frisk, Undyne, and Papyrus (Flowey Room)*

Undyne ran into the room only to see a small yellow flower block the way.

"Howdy!" the small flower monster thing said cheerfully, "I'm Flowey, Flowey the Flower!"

It seemed it was about to continue on until it noticed the human holding onto Undyne's neck somehow not having noticed her presence before. The flower's eyes widened in shock, confusion and a bit of anger.

Undyne swore she recognized that flower and felt a deep sense of HATE for it.

"Hey, how did YOU get in here, you LOSER!?" Flowey sneered, innocent façade all gone, his face a creepy grin.

Undyne recognized the creature before them.

"First, I don't know, and second!" Undyne growled stepping up, spearing forming in hand as Frisk clung to her neck with all their might, "I REMEMBER YOU NOW!"

Undyne took Frisk off her shoulder and put the Savior of Monsters on the ground before turning to look at the flower with all the malice they could muster.

Flowey looked confused,

"Huh?"

"YEAH, YOU'RE THE GUY THAT ABSORBED ALL THOSE SOULS AND THEN TRIED TO KILL EVERYONE!"

"My god, you have SOMEHOW managed to get CRAZIER, who would have thought it possible!" Flowey cackled.

Undyne slammed down the spear towards Flowey, only to be brought into an encounter.

Undyne's Turn

Undyne scowled as her quick victory was snatched away, she shrugged it off though, as the Ex- Captain of the Royal Guard, adapting to new situations had ALWAYS been a must.

*Undyne; ACT

*Undyne CHECKS Flowey

Flowey the Flower

HP: 2,000

AT: 20

DF: 100

Most definitely NOT your best friend

Has higher DF than the normal monster due to his physical form

Flowey's Turn

*Flowey; MERCY

*Flowey tries to Flee

*Flowey failed!

Undyne's Turn

*Undyne; ACT

*Undyne turns Flowey Green!

*It fails!

"HUH?" Undyne exclaimed, "That shouldn't happen!"

"Surprised Fish Face, well I don't HAVE a SOUL so SOUL magic has no effect on me!" Flowey chuckled grimly.

Flowey's Turn

*Flowey; ACT

*Flowey ENSNARES Undyne!

*Undyne is completely immobilized by Flowey's vines!

*Flowey the Flower wins! 0 XP, 0 G, 1 Hostage!

The encounter ended with Flowey smiling smugly, as he held a squirming Undyne in vines.

"I'm not sure why Mrs. Kill the Human Scum is PROTECTING a human, but now that she's gone I get to KILL YOU AND TAKE YOUR SOUL!" the maniacal flower cackled as its face contorted into a monstrous visage of horror.

"FLOWEY?"

"Papyrus?" Flowey asked confounded, when did EVERYONE starting appearing in the Ruins? Was there some kind of memo he missed?

"IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, YOUR GOOD FRIEND!" Papyrus loudly shouted, despite having heard Flowey recognize him.

"Oh, well in THAT case…" Flowey sighed.

Papyrus looked at the flower hopefully.

"DIE QUICKLY YOU NUMBSKULL!" Flowey laughed as vines shot towards Papyrus' rib cage.

Only for blue bones to cut through the vines as Flowey was ripped out of the dirt by blue magic.

"Hey, what is this?" Flowey asked, already having a slinking suspicion of who this familiar magic belonged to.

Sans the Skeleton stood behind Flowey's first appearance area, lazily leaning against the wall.

"looks like i found the 'root' of the problem, this is what everything has been 'stem'ming from, be-'leaf' me ok?" Sans punned in quick concession as Papyrus screamed and Frisk giggled.

"HARTY HAR HAR!" Undyne growled from the up above, "HOW ABOUT YOU GET ME DOWN HUH, YA LAZY BUM!"

"ok" Sans yawned lazily, flicking their hand down, causing blue bones to cut through the vines holding Undyne causing her to crash into the ground with a thud.

"Hey, Smiley Trashbag!" Flowey growled.

"what is it buttercup?" Sans asked with a wink.

"THAT ISN'T MY NAME, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, HOW CAN YOU USE SOUL MAGIC AGAINST ME WHEN I DON'T HAVE A SOUL?"

"cause magic"

"I hate you" Flowey growled.

"feelings mutual demon flower" Sans chuckled as he threw the flower away with a wave of his hand.

"BROTHER!" Papyrus squeeled, "YOU COULD HAVE HURT FLOWEY!"

"yup"

"WHY DIDN'T YOU FLOAT ME DOWN YOU LAZY SKELETON!" Undyne screamed as she began to stand up.

"YES INDEED, WHY BROTHER?"

"it just didn't 'float' my boat" Sans replied with a wink.

Papyrus sighed, Undyne fumed.

Frisk looked at the hole in the dirt patch from which Flowey had been pulled.

As the two brothers argued, a vine shot across the room past the two skeletons and the fish monster who had just managed to stand up, right towards Frisk's exposed back as they admired Flowey's root system.

The skele-bros tried to stop the flower, but it appeared they would fail.

Undyne tried to spear the evil soulless menace, but she too failed.

Just before the vines smashed, Frisk turned to see…

A fireball smash into Flowey and blast him away, vines and all.

"What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…s" Toriel said as she entered the room, looking at Undyne, Papyrus, and Sans as she added the s quite confused.

"I am curious why I have never seen monsters such as yourselves in the Ruins before" Toriel questioned.

"IS THIS SOME KIND OF JAPE?" Papyrus asked, not really understanding what was happening.

"Don't ya remember us?" Undyne growled.

"come on undyne, we don't have a 'bone' to pick with this nice woman do we?" Sans asked, giving a look that said he would explain later.

Toriel looked at the short skeleton, recognition filling her face followed by confusion and suspicion.

Undyne looked angry, but decided to drop it anyway.

"We are here…uh…to get away from Asgore's anti-human regime" Undyne explained lamely.

"WHAT SHE SAID!"

Toriel ignored the horrible lie to look at Sans,

"I believe we have met have we not, you are the one who tells the jokes through the door, but how did you get here?" Toriel asked, her eyes narrowing in judgement.

"meh, i really have no idea, but the kid trusts us" Sans said matter of factly.

"Hmmmm" Toriel's face relaxed but she remained on guard as she stalked forward and beckoned for the group to follow.

Undyne scowled, but followed none the less.

Sans lazily grinned and followed.

Papyrus seemed painfully oblivious

"WHAT IS GOING ON?" Papyrus asked in all seriousness, "ARE WE DOING SOME KIND OF ROLE PLAY?"

Frisk giggled as they made the motion to be picked up, Papyrus humored them and picked the small human up and put them on his shoulders.

"I don't know Papyrus, I really don't know" Frisk answered as they hugged the skeleton's neck and walked underneath the main entrance, entering the Ruins, wondering what in the world was going on in this crazy world of theirs.

*The thought of finding out what is going on, it fills you with DETERMINATION!

'Heck yeah' Frisk thought with a giggle.

The adventure had only begun.

*New Home*

A pile of armour clanked to the floor, spreading a pile of dust across the floor.

The doors to Asgore's throne room opened.

The large goat man stood watering his flowers, at the sound of the door he looked over his shoulder.

"Just one minute, allow me to finish watering these flowers"

The goat king finished and turned around to look down at a strange being.

"What kind of Monster are you?" Asgore asked kindly.

*End of Chapter

Notes:

WOWIE, WHAT A CLIFF HANGER!

yup

OF COURSE AS RESPECTABLE READERS, EVERYONE WILL REPORT ANY ERRORS IN GRAMMAR OR PERHAPS AN ERROR IN A CHARACTER WITH UTMOST RESPECT! AS I THE GREAT PAPYRUS WOULD!

yup

SANS, ENOUGH WITH THE ONE WORD ANSWERS IN THAT GOOFY FONT!

sure

ANYWAY, OUR NEW EMPLOYER TOLD ME TO TELL SANS TO HELP ME TELL YOU THE READERS THAT MOST CHAPTERS WILL BE ADDED ON WEEKENDS HOPEFULLY EVERY WEEK IF POSSIBLE, BUT IF NOT, EVERY TWO WEEKS AT THE VERY WORST!

that is what he said…

THAT'S IT!

I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOUR LAZINESS ANYMORE, YOU FINISH UP THE CHAPTER BY YOURSELF SANS!

*Papyrus storms out!

well that happened

any who, the big boss is thinking about adding this story to Archives of Our Own, if ya guys want it to be there too just say on a review, anyway, he also apologizes for the late upload, it was never meant to be uploaded this late, whatever that means

welp that fills my work quote for the next month, i'm gonna take a nap, see ya in the next chapter kiddo

*sans has disappeared

A'VOID'ing Boredom

Break Through!

The Void was boring, so Chara decided to brighten things up.

She practiced break dancing.

Chara fell and ripped her clothes, looking rather naughty.

She didn't expect Gaster to appear, look horrified and then disappear again asking for Bleach for his eyes.

He was a skeleton, he didn't HAVE eyes…

Or did he?

One thing for certain though…

No more break dancing, or any other form of dancing again.

Except maybe a waltz or a square dance.

Uno

Chara played Uno with Gaster.

He didn't appreciate the Uno Reverse Card meme.

Chara needed someone more fun to interact with.

Maybe Mad Dummy would like to stay in the Void?

Fortnite

Chara loved the game.

She got to kill her enemies, namely humans.

Gaster didn't like it very much.

He thought that using a bandage to cover a bullet wound made no sense.

Chara didn't care though, as long as she got to kill some humans virtual or otherwise she was happy.