She has blonde hair and brown eyes and tan skin and she's absolutely nothing like Jade.

She works at a coffee shop on campus at CalArts, and her name is Lindsay. Beck comes by every day to flirt with her. He learns she's a graphic design major and she has a cat named Ceres and in high school she used to have trichotillomania, which Beck keeps forgetting to google.

For the first time since Jade, Beck can actually see himself ending up with someone.

"You know what?" Beck says to her one day. "Let's hang out tonight. I'll buy you dinner."

She shakes her head, gives him a small, sympathetic smile. "I'm sorry Beck. You're a sweet guy, and I like you, but I'm really not looking for any kind of relationship right now."

He nods, walks away feeling defeated. But that night she shows up at his dorm room and gives him the best sex he's had in years, and when it's over, when she's lying naked on his bed sheets, she whispers, "I guess you should probably buy me dinner now."

Jade who?