Kurt Hummel has changed his relationship status from married to single

Brittany Kurt you're still my husband right?
Kurt Hummel Hush Britt. And yes. But hush.


Kurt Hummel to Blaine Will you go to single now? *puppy dog eyes* Please? I divorced Britt for you and you know how adorable she is.
Santana Lopez RESIST BLAINE! RESISTTT!

Blaine Sorry Kurt. Besides, you would cheat on me with Brittany anyway.

Kurt Hummel Damn you Blaine.

Will Schuester Im confused.

Kurt Hummel it's okay Mr. Schue.

Santana Lopez Yeah.

Finn Hudson So is it okay if I'm confused?

Kurt Hummel No.

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Finn Hudson Et tu, Rachel?

Kurt Hummel I'm speechless. You actually know something?

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Blaine changed his relationship status from married to single

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Santana Lopez Et tu, Blaine?

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Finn Hudson What the heck? I said the same thing moments ago!

Rachel Berry Sorry Finn. Its just not cool when you say it.

Mercedes Jones OH SNAP! She got you! And don't say Et tu, Rachel either.


Finn Hudson thinks his friends are jerkholes.

Kurt Hummel Im surprised you think.

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Finn Hudson You people all suck!


Kurt Hummel changed his name to Kurt FinnHudsonRules Hummel

Kurt FinnHudsonRules Hummel Finn Hudson is amazing. He is so cool. I could I worship him all day.

Puck What the fuck?

Santana Lopez Finn's Revenge!

Mercedes Jones He got you there Kurt.

Kurt FinnHudsonRules Hummel I know, because Finn is amazing like that. (Silly Kurt leaving his facebook open while he goes shopping.)


Kurt FinnHudsonRules Hummel changed his name to Kurt Hummel

Kurt Hummel Stupid Finn Hudson You are a failure.

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Mercedes Jones posted a video

Blaine What the… Is that actually Kurt? Singing that low?
Puck I know. We were all shocked.

Kurt Hummel Thanks for all the faith guys. I have a broad range okay?


Santana Lopez posted a new album Kurt's Many Phases

Kurt Hummel WHAT IS IT RIP ON KURT DAY? BURN THOSE PHOTOS!

Finn Hudson Its part of my revenge dumb one. Good job Santana!

Brittany Kurt I tried to burn the photos, but they wouldn't.

Kurt Hummel Its okay Britt. You are the only one who loves me anyway.


Kurt Hummel changed his status from single to in a relationship with Blaine

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Blaine I love you

Kurt Hummel I love you too

Wes Smith Hallelujah! No more moaning and groaning over how cute Kurt is, or I wonder what Kurt thinks of me! Or even worse, how fine Kurt's ass is.
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Puck Finn, is there something you aren't telling us? Like that you are a dolphin?

Santana Lopez Yeah Finn, he got you!*waggles eyebrows*

Finn Hudson Blaine is soooooo cute, and adorable and hot and I loveeee his hair.

Puck See? You ARE gay

Mercedes Jones OH SNAP!

Finn Hudson Nope, just quoting Kurt

Kurt Hummel Get your fat butts off my lovefest. And aww Blaine my ass IS fine.

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Blaine *crawls under rock to die* I love you Kurt

Kurt Hummel Love you too


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Finn Hudson WHAT THE HELL? My own girlfriend!

Kurt Hummel Aww it's good to know my fine ass is appreciated.

Rachel Berry Sorry Finn, should I make it up? *winks*

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Santana Lopez My work here is done.

Finn Hudson Heads up Kurt. Don't come home for about an hour

Kurt Hummel Uck, okay Finn. 1 more hour with my boyfriend before the weekend.


Blaine changed his name to Blaine Potter

Kurt Hummel For the thousandth time, you do not look like Harry Potter from A Very Potter Musical

Wes Smith It's no use. Don't try. We wasted a year trying to.

David Adams Seriously it drove me crazy

Dave Karofsky Well he kind of does…

Kurt Hummel ….

Blaine Awkward. But I do.