Cat: Hi!
Tenten: *Scribbling furiously*
Cat: …What are you doing?
Tenten: Coloring my frustrations away.
Cat: … I see... Anyways, since she's too busy, I will say all the necessary crap. I do not own Naruto. I dedicate this chapter, solely, to Kim. I'm sorry!!!!!! (I hope by the time I post this, you forgive me!)
By the way, you guys didn't even give me enough reviews. I'm only doing this for Kim cuz she's mad at me.
And the warnings are just too mush swearing. Enjoy!
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Chapter 2 – Lockers, Homeroom, and Flammable Kitchen Appliances
"Dammit!" I yelled. People started at me and I just glared at everyone who was looking.
"It's not that bad, Tenten," Kankuro said gently.
"Yes it is! I have a fucking bottom locker!" I think Tsunade was just trying to get back at me for all the… stuff… I did last year.
"Whatever. I'm leaving you freaks." Shikamaru said while walking away.
"Wait!" Sakura yelled after him. "Who's your homeroom teacher?"
"Asuma."
"Well, I'm going too then." Naruto said, catching up to Shikamaru.
"Mine is some guy named Hatake." I said.
"If you mean Kakashi, then me too!" Sakura said as peppily as ever.
"Well I have Anko Mitarashi." Kankuro said.
"Well, I guess I'll see you at lunch then. Bye!" Sakura hugged Kankuro, then I did the same.
"To Hatake's room! Away!" I shouted, slamming my (crappy) locker.
"Whatever." Sakura said and started walking.
"Saki!" I yelled, jumping on my skateboard. "Wait!"
"What the hell?!?" Some random kid said. "You fucking knocked me down!"
"Uh… Oops! Sorry! Can't stop!"
!#$%^&*()()*&^%$#!
When we got to Hatake's room, he wasn't there, and Sakura was sweat dropping.
"What did I do?!" I yelled/asked. Sakura sighed, like she always did before explaining something "obvious"
"You ran into four people, six lockers, two books, three doors and one laptop."
"Okay, it's not my fault people are too stupid to stay out of my way when I'm skateboarding in the school!"
"Whatever. Hey, where's Kakashi-sensei?"
"I neither know, nor care. Hey, isn't that Sasuke?"
"Sasuke!" Sakura shouted. Sasuke stopped being emo and alone for a second and walked over to us.
"Hi Sasuke!" I shouted in his ear.
"Hn." He said, sounding annoyed. My goal for today is now complete ^_^
"Hey Sauce." Saku called him a childhood nickname.
"Hey Saku." He said.
"What the hell? You say "hey" to her but not me???" I scream. Yes, I probably do have bipolar disease.
"She's not annoying." Okay. Last straw.
"Okay. Last straw." His eyes widen as he predicted my next move.
"You wouldn't." He warned. Haha, I would.
"Yes. She would." Saku said. I grinned evilly.
In my most fangirly voice, I yelled, "OH MY GAWD!!!!! IT'S SASUKE-KUN!!"
The fan girls apparently hadn't noticed him until now.
"That was kinda cruel, don't you think?" Saku asked.
I thought for a moment.
"Nah. He got what he deserved."
"DAMMIT, TENTEN!" Sasuke yelled, while running. "I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE!"
"No, you won't 'cause Kiba will kick your ass!" I retorted.
"I punch that idiot's stupid head!"
"Ooo." Saku ooo-ed. You can make fun of me, but if you make fun of my boyfriend, you die… or close to it…
Apparently, Sasuke didn't know that.
"Get your pretty-boy, dumbass face over here so I can smash it!" I yelled.
Wow. Sasuke is retarded. He WALKS OVER TO ME! Does he WANT to get killed???
Once he's about a foot away from me, I punch him in the face and he gets a nose bleed. His fan girls start freaking out about their "Sasuke-kun" and one of them bitch-slaps me. I kick her knee. Hard. She claws at my face, but I dodged so only one nail scratched me. There was blood dripping down my face.
I wiped it off with my finger and put it in my mouth. Yum. Blood tastes good.
I punched her in the gut, then the door opened. Hatake walked in, (only ten minutes late) reading a bright orange book. He glanced up from the book and looked at the scene.
"If you're going to kill each other, make sure to clean up the mess." He said calmly and went back to reading.
The fan-bitch glared at me and tried to scratch my face again. I dodged with my awesome ninja skills and Saku finally decided to step in. She punched the bitch in the face and walked away without looking back.
"Don't fuck with my friends, or you fuck with me." She said with her back still turned. Sasuke and I followed.
"Well, that was fun." I said cheerfully.
There was a comfortable silence for a few minutes, but then someone had to break it.
"So…" Saku started, drawing out the word. "Cut yourself much this summer?" She asked Sasuke.
Sauce (Which I will now call Sasuke) sighed. "Saku, I do NOT cut myself. I am a prodigy."
"Then how come you act emo?" I asked.
"It's not acting emo. It's being stoic. Something someone as annoying as you two couldn't accomplish."
"Whatever." Saku said. "Coughcoughemo." She said, disguising 'emo' as a cough (rather obviously), and proceeded to "act natural" and file her nails. Sauce ignored her.
RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG(A/N:Don't you just hate how school bells sound?)
"Okay, everyone. Go to whatever class you have next." Hatake said.
"Bye Kakashi-sensei!" Saku yelled.
"Bye Sakura. Bye Sasuke. Bye Takara." He called back.
Whoa. What a creeper. We didn't even tell him our names. And he called me by my last name, just like I call him by his last name. Weirdo.
"My next class is Family Consumer Science." I stated, ignoring the fact that Hatake could possibly be a stalker.
"OMG!" Sakura exclaimed. "Me too!"
"Whatever. I'll see you at lunch." Sauce said, monotonous as ever.
"Yayz! We get to cook stuff and eat it!" I exclaimed. This'lll be fun!
!#$%^&*()()*&^%$#!
"Okay, listen up, maggots, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once!" Our FCS teacher yelled. (A/N: FCS is Family Consumer Science, or Home economics or whatever your school calls it.) "I have three rules. One: my name is Anko and you will ONLY call me Anko. Not Anko-sensei, not Mitarashi-sensei, not anything else. Just Anko. Rule number two: don't blow anything up. Rule number three: Listen and do what you're told. Follow these rules and no one gets hurt. Got it?" Everyone nodded, clearly terrified. Except me, who's had Anko as a teacher before. She was my karate teacher. "Now everyone go cook something. I don't care what. Just leave."
Sakura and I went over to the recipe books. Let's see… strudels… lasagna… muffins… stir-fry… cookies… pancakes… Wait, pancakes?!?!?!? "PANCAKES!" The whole class stared at me. I glared back. "Saku, we're making pancakes."
"… Whatever."
*5 minutes later*
Ever noticed how loud sirens are up close?
"God dammit! Didn't I tell you not to blow anything up??!?!"
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Cat: I made this longer than originally. Again, I'm sorry, Kim!
Sasuke: So is that why she's not here?
Cat: Yeah. =[
Tenten: R&R guys!
