It was fairly late when Jack and Ianto arrived home after a late evening rift spike caused them to have to deal with some polite yet freaky looking aliens. There were no fatalities or needs for ret-con; just some directions on how to get to the Starlight Galaxy. ("Take a left at the end of the Milky Way and go straight on but if you hit the Medusa Cascade you've gone too far.")

The house seemed silent so they assumed Imogene and the twins were in bed but as they went to check on the kids they found the door to their room slightly ajar and Imogene was telling them a bedtime story.

"And so the Faerie prince and his sister managed to free the handsome prince from the evil ogre New-O squalid dungeon. The princes were then married and lived happily ever after."

"Unca Owen said faeries seals child run." Alex murmured his voice heavy with sleep.

"Well Unca Owen is a silly old ogre. Now go to sleep." Imogene said kissing Listelle and Alex's forehead as they drifted off to sleep. Imogene looked at them before speaking softly without turning around to the door.

"If either of you tell the others about this I will personally ensure neither of you have the certain body parts needed for sex ever again."