Everyone had arrived a while ago.
They were all playing cards.
"Who all wants to go pick up pizza?" asked Charlie.
Sasha LaFleur-Barkin and DJ Vae (DJ the cow) looked at each other as if not all could fit in a car.
"I'm not going." they said at the same time.
"Me neither." said Daisy.
"Okay." said Charlie. "Everyone else come along."
They all did so.
"Is it really worth it to bring everyone along?" asked Sasha.
"No, it is not." DJ answered. "So Daisy, why'd you stay?"
"Why'd you?" asked Daisy.
"Because it doesn't make sense for a giant group to go!" DJ lied.
"I don't know why I stayed honestly." said Daisy. "I guess I'm a little tired."
"Oh." said DJ.
"I'm going to go to sleep next door." said Daisy.
"Okay." said DJ.
When Daisy left, DJ looked at Sasha with a smile.
"What?" asked Sasha.
Sasha landed on her bed with DJ over top. They kissed each other.
"I love you." said DJ.
"I love you too."
Later.
Sasha's head was against DJ's chest.
"Good doggy." said DJ.
Sasha laughed.
The phone rang.
"Hello?" answered DJ.
"You're gonna die in seven days!" said the voice.
"There was no tape!" shouted DJ.
"There was sex." said the voice. "You know me. You just haven't seen me for a while."
"Sonya. How would you know I had sex with Sasha?" asked DJ.
"This isn't Sonya." said the voice. "And I'm outside of your window with my radio."
"The bedroom doesn't have a window." said DJ.
The sound of glass breaking came from the other side of the door.
DJ opened the door and a radio was on the floor on top of broken glass.
The two got appropriately dressed.
DJ went into the living room with the phone up to his ear. A blue post-it was on the radio. It read:
"I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST MONTH."
"Tomorrow's Halloween." said Sasha.
"They'll probably strike then." said DJ.
"I'll always know what you did last month!" they shouted and attacked DJ who shut the door and opened the closet door. They fit their head and arm through the doors. They had a hockey mask and Freddy Krueger hat on with a Ghostface robe. They were trying to swing a machete but got it stuck in the door.
DJ got on the computer and typed a message to the cops:
"Two people in trouble."
The killer finally got their machete out and vanished.
