Chapter 2! This chapter is full of dumb stuff that will either make you laugh or stop reading. I hope you enjoy it!

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Alive: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Pauline, Yoshi, Birdo, Toad, Toadette, Goombella, Bombette, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Ludwig, Lemmy, Wendy

Dead: None

The airplane ride was pleasant for some, and unpleasant for others. Actually, the only person who it was pleasant for was Rosalina, and she slept the whole time. Daisy went to get a snack after ten minutes, and found Yoshi stuck inside the vending machine, and started screaming like the plane was on fire. Then Toadette, hearing Daisy's screams, thought the plane was on fire so she hit the button for the oxygen masks and started putting on the parachute, prepared to jump out of the plane.

Meanwhile, Mario went to see why Daisy was screaming. When he saw Yoshi in the vending machine, he said "I'll go see if Ludwig brought his tool kit so we can open the vending machine and get Yoshi out." Then, he ran toward the area where Bowser and the Koopalings were sitting.

During all this, Birdo was in the bathroom, and when she walked out, she got hit in the face by a stray oxygen mask and fell over, crushing Bombette and Goombella (They were okay, they're made of paper) and bumping into Pauline, who was drinking a fruit cocktail and talking to Wendy about beauty tips. Pauline's cocktail spilled all over Wendy, who freaked out and stormed to the bathroom, not seeing Birdo on the floor. Wendy tripped over Birdo, and ended up sprawled on the floor.

The Kongs were about to get some Bananas from the cart, when Luigi stole them to help Mario coax Yoshi out of the now partially open vending machine. Moments after this, Peach came over to help the now hyperventilating Daisy calm down, and she slipped on the banana peels Luigi had discarded on the floor.

"You idiot!" Peach yelled at Luigi. Only, she didn't say 'idiot'. But that's what she meant.

The Kongs thought that maybe their were some bananas back where Bowser was sitting. They walked their to ask, where they encountered a very heated game of charades. Bowser Jr. was sitting in a ball, and he would occasionally tuck his head between his legs, and slunk down low.

"A Goomba!" yelled Ludwig.

"A fireball!" guessed Lemmy.

"Oh oh oh oh oh... wait... um...I KNOW: A P SWITCH!" Bowser screamed his guess so loudly Pauline's cup shattered and her cocktail spilled all over the place again.

"Can't a girl enjoy a cocktail in peace around here!" she huffed.

The glass on the vending machine also broke, solving the 'Yoshi stuck in a vending machine' problem.

Another good thing: Boswer's guess was right, and he won the game of charades.

Needless to say, the 6 hour flight did NOT go well.

Rosalina slept from takeoff to landing. That's what being 100+ Luma's mama does to you, I guess.

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Sorry for the dumb humor. I promise their will be a death in the next chapter. Also, I will reveal the obscure Mario refrence in the next chapter. Enjoy!