Hey guys and girls! I am actually on time for this, if not early. Don't expect this, especially since school's starting in a month.
Either way, enjoy chapter 2 of this fanfic!
Disclaimer: I don't own Smosh Games or any of the wonderful people there.
Later in the night, Mari finished her script. "Finally," she thought, as she slipped on some PJs. Looking at the clock and seeing it was just about ten, she went ahead and flopped on the couch in the middle of the house. She turned on the TV and flipped through channels, eventually falling asleep to an Adam Sandler movie she had seen with the guys months ago.
The next morning, Sohinki, Joven, and Wes, all began to feel hungry, and a stomach grumble prompted what they should eat. "Hey what about that bacon sushi? You know, the one we made for one of the videos?" Joven suggested. "Yes! We shall make the most delicious of meat-shi!" Sohinki yelled enthusiastically while Wes giggled "Meat-Shi, meat-shi, meat-SHI!" to the tune of... something... "'Kay, who can roll this delicious treat?" Sohinki asked in his most medieval voice. When nobody said anything, Sohinki suggested that they go to Mari's and ask her to roll the meat-shi."Whatever you say man," Joven said however, he had that look on his face. The look that said "as soon as me and you are alone, I'm gonna tease the absolute shit out of you." Sohinki felt just a little heat rise to his face. Just enough to make the Jovenshire smile.
The trio drove up to Mari's place, Sohinki sitting nervously gripping the seat, not necessarily because of the aforementioned teasing, which would no doubt include Lasercorn, but more because, well, Joven was driving. He drove like an absolute madman. "Hey! Joven! Don't kill us, we have so much to live for!" Wes teased. Joven only grumbled in return "We're at Mari's." Sohinki stepped out of the car and mock kissed the ground. "I will never doubt the ground again." Sohinki said snarkily. Joven rolled his eyes and said "Let's go then." The guys arrived at Mari's door and Sohinki rapped on the door with his knuckles. "Mari?" he called. Wes spammed the doorbell at least a dozen times before sitting back on the chair on the patio. "3 2 1 guys?" Sohinki asked. "Sure," Wes replied. "3, 2, 1, MARIIII!" they all shouted, cupping the their hands to the door.
Mari meanwhile muttered "Shit shit shit shit shit shit," to herself. She had woken up to some cheesy music and someone's incessant doorbell ringing. A quick peek revealed it was the guys, and a glance at her clock told her it was 10:30. She undressed, and slipped into some sweats and a light Doctor Who jacket she'd received from Joven the year before. As the guys yelled through the door, Mari yelled back "One minute!" She ran through her house and nearly tripped on her own feet twice. Cursing her feet, she opened the door. The guys had still been listening to see if she would come. They fell forward just a little bit, catching themselves before there was a bad moment, which would bring unpitying, and enormous amounts of teasing throughout the week. However Sohinki would already be in for that from Joven, and Lasercorn, since they lived together. Really, Mari was the only single one who lived alone... "Whoa, whoa, abandon that thought there Matt," thought Sohinki. "So wanna help us make meat-shi?" Joven asked casually. Mari cringed just a little bit at 'meat-shi'. "How many times must I tell you to call it meat sushi?" Mari groaned. "Meat-shi!" Wes giggled, but stopped and said "Sorry Takahashi!" with attitude when she glared at him. "Hell yeah! I'll help with meat sushi, but not meat-shi." She said. "Yeah, yeah." Joven said, "Now let's go! SHOTGUN!" yelled Joven. "Wes you are driving." Mari ordered. "Okay mom." Wes replied sarcastically. "Wait, how 'bout you drive?" he said with mock enthusiasm. "You might even be as good as Joven!" Wes said with a little giggle. "I HEARD THAT." Joven yelled from the car. "Fine, I will do it." Wes said, finally giving in after Mari gave him a glare. Joven flipped the bird to Sohinki, and smiled a knowing smirk which made Sohinki pale. Well, paler than he already was.
Back at the office, the four decided that this should be a contest. What wasn't? They split off into their respective ships, Wesshire and, of course Marhinki, much to the dismay of Sohinki. It wasn't that he didn't like her, it was the aftermath of the Jovenshire's teasing. Also, because of Lasercorn, he and Joven would somehow make this molehill into a mountain. Sohinki sighed, then put on his game face. Mari snickered at how serious he looked. "What?" he said, confused. "You look like you are looking down at your dead DOTA character, just without the screaming." Sohinki turned a shade of pink. "Let's just get started," he muttered, just loud enough for Mari to hear. She mimicked his serious expression and began setting the bacon up.
Joven was annoyed, however, his mood had been sweetened by the sweet, sweet prospect of teasing Sohinki later. Thankfully, he had the Smosh cook/editor, Wes, who was doing most of the work. Joven took out his iPhone and began to play Flappy Bird, occasionally going through what was nicked "Jovenrage". Wes finally finished the meat-shi (he refused to call it meat sushi, because that didn't sound as delicious) and cut it in half. "We're done!" Joven yelled. "Us too!" he heard Mari call back. "Meat us in Ian's office!" Sohinki yelled, a small crack causing Joven and Wes to snicker between themselves. In Ian's office, the four called Ian and Anthony to be the judge of each groups' meat-shi. They didn't call Lasercorn because, well, he would eat it all, and he wouldn't really remember. Anthony and Ian looked sleepy, having had to edit their own Smosh vids last night. Their eyes lit up at the sight of meat-shi. Their plates had been laid out, an A and a B put in front of the plates containing either groups meat-shi. "What's this about?" Anthony said, gesturing at the two plates. "We needed a judge to see which groups meat sushi is best. And you know Lasercorn..." Mari trailed off. "Okay then," Ian replied in his announcer voice "Which meat sushi will be the best?"Anthony said deepening his voice so that it almost sounded like the honest trailer narrator's voice. "The meat-shi will be judged on a scale of 1 to 10." Wes said, looking at plate B fretfully. "Each-"
"EAAAAAAAT!" Joven screamed, "Then judge." Sohinki said, his voice paling in comparison to Joven's. The two original Smoshers looked at each other and grinned like they'd just been offered the chance to go to BlizzCon without any charge. And then they ate.
Whoo, that was a doozy of a chapter compared to my last one! Shoutout to Winter-ShinyDragon for being the first review! Yay! I"M APPRECIATED! Anyways, thank you guys so much, I know we haven't gotten to any of the fluffy stuff, but there WILL be the Mari talking with Melanie and Kalel, and Sohinki with Joven and Lasercorn. Or being teased... Okay BAIIIII!
-pinnymph
