I present to you, Chapter two! Dear readers. Please enjoy!


"Is...Is she broken?"

Yang felt someone poke at her face, but she payed them no mind. All she could think about was Blake and her ridiculously cute Faunus child. Ebony, was it? Whatever the kid's name was, Yang was still pretty shocked by the revelation; and wondered in the back of her mind just how old the Faunus woman was. She couldn't have been that much older than Yang herself. She looked so young!

Holy shit she has a kid... she has a fucking kid! she-! Wait, when did I get to the cafeteria?

"She's been in that catatonic state all day..." Ruby stated offhandedly as she dug into her lunch/dinner - Linner? Thing. Well, the blonde didn't even consider the monstrosity in her little sister's hands as 'food' in general. It was basically a heart-attack waiting to happen - in the form of a platter of fudge-filled cookies. She had no idea how Ruby could even stomach those damn things without yacking all over the place. There was seriously too much sugar in those cookies.

"Wait, seriously?" Sun exclaimed, "Ohoho- Coach Glynda is going to have her head for missing morning practice!"

"Oh shit!"

"Ah- She finally speaks!" Nora dramatically declared. Everyone at the table simply laughed at the strawberry blonde's statement, but then their attention was brought back to the catatonic blonde.

"You should've seen her this morning, though." Ruby began, "at a point, I had to sit her down at one of the small round tables. She looked comically out of place, and Blake's kid was cutely glaring at her every once in a while."

Pyrrha giggled at that, "So what did the dancer- ah, Blake... do?"

"She started to panic about her job, but I reassured her that the daycare doesn't discriminate against stuff like that." Ruby answered, "that seemed to calm her down considerably, but before Yang could even try and talk to her she bolted out of the room." Everyone simply nodded attentively as the hyperactive redhead finished her story. But then suddenly, a certain tall redhead decided to pipe up.

"Ah~ I guess she's the one that got away, Yang!"

Yang physically deflated at that. She really wanted to get to know the Faunus woman!

"Wait... if she's using the university day care" Sun began, "doesn't that mean she goes here?"

This revelation caused Yang to physically reflate. But then she slumped back down when she realized one thing.

"Gah! But this university is massive!" she exclaimed as she smacked her head against the table, "there's like thousands of students that go here and-!"

"Ah... isn't that her?"

Yang whipped her head up and scanned the cafeteria like her life depended on it. And Lo and Behold! There Blake was, hanging out across the cafeteria with a very small group of people. She was sitting with her daughter, and two girls that she had never seen before. The girl on the Cat-Faunus' right had pure-white hair and a steely blue gaze. She wore a rather formal, sky-blue business suit, and had a slick black briefcase placed on their cafeteria table. Even from the other side of the cafeteria, Yang could tell that the white-haired girl had a cold personality. However, she did note that when she was talking to the Faunus girl and their other friend, she'd soften her demeanour.

She also seemed to be playing a little game that Blake's kid made up on the spot. So Yang knew that she probably wasn't that bad of a person.

The girl on Blake's right was a brown-haired fashionista. She wore some really cool circular shades, and had a black beret on her head. The woman also had a coffee-coloured theme going on with her outfit; what with the form-fitting, matte brown, button up shirt and the black jeans. Despite the fact that it was a rather simple outfit, Yang thought it still looked slick. A ghost of a smile reached the blonde's face as she watched the brown-haired girl tease Blake.

However, Yang tilted her head in confusion when she saw a familiar set of Rabbit-Faunus ears. The said head attached to those Rabbit-Faunus ears was leaning against the brown-haired fashionista's shoulder. She was watching the brown-haired girl's and Blake's interaction with a warm smile.

"Velv!?"

"Whoaa! I thought she said that the chick she met over the summer was just a fling!" Ruby exclaimed.

Yang's eyes widened in shock, "Wait, she met someone over the summer?!"

"Yeah!" Pyrrha joined in, "She told us all about it before we left for your birthday, remember?"

The blonde just stared guiltily at her best friend. Last night was kind of a blur for Yang. All she remembered prior to entering the Forever Hall was being absolutely excited by the fact that she was going to the establishment. She remembered having a couple of drinks with the Rabbit-Faunus during the pre-party, but other than that... she blanked on her memories before Forever Hall. Her said best friend just rolled her eyes with an exasperated smile.

Yang then raised a brow. "Wait... why didn't she come with us yesterday?"

"She was probably doing the dirty with her new 'not summer fling!'" Sun pointed out, with amusement. "Look! She's even wearing the same clothes as yesterday..."

The blonde whipped her head around to the Rabbit-Faunus. A sly smile formed on her face when she saw that Velvet was wearing the same outfit from the night before; well, with the exception of the black leather jacket. But Yang had a feeling that it belonged to Velvet's 'new boo.'

Suddenly, the blonde shot out of her chair and began making her way towards the group across the cafeteria. However, before she could even make it that far, her little sister had grabbed at her arm.

"Ummm... Yang? What do you think you're doing?"

"Going to visit my good friend, Velv..." Yang stated innocently.

Ruby narrowed her eyes at that, "Right..."

"What?! It's not like I'm going to do anything bad. And Blake's in between like three people! She can't run away from me this time!"

"One of those three people is her kid; who also doesn't seem to like you very much..."

Yang huffed at that, "I-I'll win the kid over! You'll see."

"I'm coming with you." Ruby stated with finality, "She knows that you're my sister now, and I don't want that to reflect badly on my job..." the blonde noticed how her younger sister's eyes flitted towards Blake and her friends across the cafeteria. Her gaze seemed to linger a little longer than it should have on a certain white-haired woman, but Yang decided not to comment on it. The blonde smiled slyly.

Oh she's fooling nobody...

Suddenly, she trapped Ruby in an amicable head-lock.

"Wha? Y-Yang, stop-!"

"Let's gooo~"

She began dragging Ruby towards their destination.


Blake watched with amusement as Ebony completely digressed Weiss from her business studies, and engaged her in a game that she made up out of thin air. Unsurprisingly, it didn't take a lot for her daughter to break down the white-haired woman's will; Weiss always had a soft spot for Ebony, and everybody knew it.

Hell, even Ebony knew it.

"E-Ebony, sweetie, don't you think we've played this game long enough?" Weiss tried to coax the girl, with a tinge of exasperation. No one could really follow the strange game that the girl was playing. And it would seem that Weiss was getting rather frustrated at the fact that she kept on breaking the imaginary rules that the young Faunus child continued to add into the game. At this point, Blake didn't even know who was winning or not; or if the goal of the game was to win at all.

"Nooo, Auntie Weiss! Just one more round!"

"Ebony, I'm sorry. I can't play another rou-"

"Oh C'mon, Weissy!" their brown-haired friend chimed in, "don't be such a draaag!" Weiss outright glared at the fashionista. However, before she could make a remark towards Coco, the Cat-Faunus watched as Weiss began to quirk a brow at something, or rather someone, approaching them.

Suddenly, Blake could hear the rampant footsteps of a pair of students walking towards their general direction. These footsteps were followed by the voices of two very familiar sounding people, and Blake visibly paled.

Oh no... how did they even spot me?! This campus is massive!

"Y-Yang, let go of me!"

"You're such a slowpoke, Rubes!"

Blake turned her head just in time to see Ruby flail out of the blonde girl's grasp. She then watched, with a hint of amusement, as the redhead continued to flail onto the cafeteria table that Blake and her friends were sitting at. Apparently, the silver-eyed woman used a little too much force to escape from the blonde's arms; which inadvertently led Ruby to her current situation.

That situation being:

Somehow landing smack-dab onto Weiss' lap.

The poor redhead began to redden profusely at the rather embarrassing ordeal, but seemed to enter a catatonic state. After a couple of moments, Ruby snapped back into reality and shot the blonde girl a glare; but before she could even try to get out of Weiss' lap... Ebony decided to pipe up.

"Hey Ms. Rose!"

The sudden voice of Blake's daughter seemed to cause Ruby to forget that she was on someone's lap. Instead, the redhead beamed a smile at Ebony and actually adjusted herself on Weiss' lap to address the child properly. Blake's gaze briefly flitted on the blonde girl who's name was supposedly 'Yang'; and unsurprisingly, the blonde was watching the entire interaction with amusement swimming in her lilac eyes.

"Heya Ebony!"

The redheaded woman proceeded to amicably high-five Blake's daughter. Their hands came in contact with a loud Smack! and soon, they were both engulfed with amiable laughter. Her said daughter then perked up as if she just remembered something very important, and gestured towards the white-haired woman that Ruby was still sitting on. "Oh! This is my Auntie Weiss!"

Blake continued to watch in utter entertainment as Ruby promptly shifted herself to face Weiss and high-five her. "Hey Ebony's Auntie Wei-I mean-! oh my God what am I doing..." the girl stopped her hand mid-air when she realized just how ridiculous she was being. But before she could even put her hand back down, Ebony chimed in once again.

"Hey! Auntie Weiss, don't be rude... High-five her!"

At that point, Blake had to stifle her laughter. Coco, on the other hand, didn't even try to suppress her mirth and openly guffawed at their white-haired friend's situation. "Yeah, Weiss! Don't be rude..."

Blake then uttered a small 'oh dear' when she saw her daughter pout at Weiss. The child's bottom lip was protruding and quivering ever so slightly, and her amber eyes seemed to sparkle in feigned sadness. Jeez... her kid even had her ears flattened in some strange form of dejection. The Faunus woman herself wasn't even immune to her own daughter's pouty expression, and she knew that Weiss was no better than her in that regard. So it was only a matter of time until the Ice Fortress that was Weiss' resolve had collapsed via the adorable pout of one Ebony Belladonna.

Weiss lifted up her arm and half-heartedly met the other girl's hand with a light smack!

"Hi." Weiss droned, "I'm Ebony's Auntie Weiss. Now would you please remove yourself from my lap?"

Ruby 'eep'd' at the fact that she was, indeed, still sitting on the white-haired girl's lap, and literally jumped from her position. She quickly made her way back to the blonde woman, and openly looked like she wanted to die right at that moment. The blonde, on the other hand, seemed like she thoroughly enjoyed the situation and gave Ruby a shit-eating grin.

"Well that made my entire week..." Yang remarked. In response, Ruby grunted at the blonde; to which the said blonde payed no mind. Instead, she directed her gaze right at Blake.

"I don't think I got to properly introduce myself!" The blonde exclaimed with a toothy grin, "I'm Yang!"

Blake stared at the girl's outstretched hand in apprehension. Against her better judgement, she began to meet her half-way with her own hand...

Only to have her daughter smack Yang's away in her defence.

"OW!"

"Don't touch her! You Evil Yellow Lady!"

Blake didn't know whether she should've laughed at, or been appalled by her daughter's behaviour. Ebony was usually a well-behaved child. So seeing her act rather brashly towards another person, let alone an adult, was actually quite amusing.

Ruby doubled back in laughter, "Ahahahaha! She called you evil and yellow!"

"I am not evil nor yellow!" Yang huffed as she crossed her arms, "I am super nice and a pleasant sunny blonde!"

Ebony stuck her tongue out at the blonde, and it seemed like the said blonde had half the mind to stick her own tongue out, back at the child. Blake smiled at the interaction, but she decided to intervene at that point.

"Er... Yang? If you came here to have at it with my child, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

Blake then watched with amusement as the blonde paled in horror at the thought. Of course, the Faunus woman knew that Yang wasn't there to fight her kid; but she couldn't pass up the opportunity to tease her. After last night, Blake came to realize while she gave the girl her lap dance that... well...

Yang was really cute.

Especially when she was flustered.

"D-uh, w-wait! I-er, I'm not here to fight your kid!" the blonde exclaimed, "I came here to get to know you! I think you're super beautiful and cool; like you've got that whole sexy mysterious vibe to you and I totally dig it!" Yang winced at her own word-vomit but continued on, "a-and I totally don't mind that you've got a kid at all! S-she's actually really cute, too! And, oh God I'm just gonna go now..."

The blonde woman promptly turned around and proceeded to walk away. Ruby simply stood there and tried to process what was going on; much like her friends and her own child. Blake, on the other hand, sat at the table in abashed silence. She felt that her face grew hot, and that her jaw dropped ever so slightly in unadulterated shock. At a first glance, one would think that the blonde woman would be completely charismatic, and flirtatious. Blake wasn't going to deny how drop dead gorgeous the other woman was, and she had a feeling that the blonde knew it.

However, after seeing what had occurred just now...

Blake smiled.

She's... a total dork.

Before the Faunus woman knew it, she had already stood up to stalk after the blonde. Shortly after, she found the other woman sitting at another table with a group of people. Blake relaxed a bit when she recognized a couple of faces from the night prior in the Forever Hall. One of which was the blonde Faunus boy who seemed to be thoroughly enjoying Yang's misery. He was currently patting the blonde woman's shoulder while he guffawed at her retelling of what just happened. On the other side of the blonde, a tall beautiful redhead was simply offering her a sympathetic smile.

Yang had her head buried into her hands.

Which was probably why she didn't react when Blake walked up to her.

"Oh my God I can never show my face to that gorgeous Faunus woman ever again!" the blonde groaned, "I fucking told her that I 'digged' her sexy vibe! Like who says that?! I sound like a douchey surfer dude!"

"I'd say that you sounded more like a dorky surfer dude..." Blake teased.

Yang shot up so fast from her position that Blake knew that the blonde gave herself whiplash. "B-Blake! I-I-!"

"Forgot to get my number?"

Blake smirked when she heard one of Yang's friends utter the words 'damn, she's smooth...' under their breath.

The blonde went slack-jawed for a moment, but then registered what Blake had said. "Uh... I, er... Right." Yang proceeded to get her Scroll out of her pocket, and handed it to Blake in bashfulness. Blake simply typed in her ten-digit number and winked at the other woman.

"Call me."

She made sure to accentuate the way in which her hips would move as she sauntered away from Yang. At the last moment, she decided to look over her shoulder to see if the other woman was checking her out. Her smirk widened into a full-blown smile when she saw that Yang was staring at her with a dazed expression. However, she seemed to snap out of it when she met her gaze with Blake's, and she promptly looked away with the faintest of red tint on her cheeks.

Blake turned back around and hummed.

"How cute."


LOL dw, Blake's kid won't always be so mean to Yang... I think. ahaaa I hope y'all will continue to enjoy this new fic!

Until Next Time,

MediocreWriter.