Episode 2

Bella runs in at the speed of light (almost!) holding a piece of paper, with the words "Lets play baseball at my house! –edward" Bella stands on haruhi's desk and shows the paper to everyone, smiling, and says "EDWARD MADE A BET WITH ME. THE ONE WHO WINS AT BASEBALL WINS AND GETS 5 DOLLARS!!! BUT WE NEED MORE TEAM MEMBERS! SO THIS IS WHAT I DID." The sos brigade stares at her and doesn't say a word. She continues "I FOUND US ANOTHER SOS BRIGADE MEMBER!!!" Bella jumps off the desk and goes outside the club room, and brings a girl in a girl. She was holding a book that said "The melancholy of haruhi suzumiya" in Japanese on the cover. She had long blonde hair, pale skin, and was wearing an outfit almost exactly like haruhi's. A cosplay otaku, of course. Her nose was in the book and she didn't look like she wanted to take it out. If you are retarded and do not know that expression, it means she doesn't want to stop reading. If you really needed that explanation, you are retarded. Go back to school and learn your idioms. Haruhi smiled and said "Excellent idea, bella! Easy bucks!" Does haruhi really think that she can win against Edward, who has had centuries of experience? Bella frowned "But Edward has himself, jake-kun, asakura, and 5 guys we don't know on his team. That's 8 People! I would invite alice to play with us, but my teleportation device is lost! We only have you, me, kyon, itsuki, mikuru, yuki, and Rosalie." Rosalie continued to read her book. Itsuki looked conserned and stared at the teleportation device in his hand. "This was your teleportation device? Oops, here you go." Haruhi gave itsuki a thumbs up. "Great, now go to forks and get alice and bring her back here. By the way, how did Edward meet asakura? Do you know?" Bella smiled as itsuki gave her the device "For your information, Asakura transferred to forks, not Canada. By the way, the baseball game is in forks. So we all need to hold hands and just teleport there together, because the game is not in japan. Bella held a device in her hand, putting the other one around haruhi's arm. Haruhi held mikuru's hand. Mikuru held yuki's hand, who held itsuki's hand, who of course held kyon's hand. Kyon held Rosalie's hand. Then bella squeezed the device and they teleported to forks. Everyone let go of everyone else, and followed bella to alice's house. She knocked on the door, no, she banged on the door with, um, haruhi's twilight book. Alice opened the door, and said "um…hi." Bella smiled, haruhi's twilight book still im her hands. "We are playing against Edward and we need YOU to join our team." Alice smiled "Uh…Okay." Alice stared at haruhi's book and said "What Is that?" Bella smiled "I dunno." Haruhi grabbed the book and threw it to kyon "Its kyon's twilight book!" Kyon looked grossed out "Ew!! I touched twilight!" Itsuki got mad "Don't insult my favorite book!!!" Bella grabbed it from kyon and flipped through the pages "Bella swan?! Edward cullen?! WHAT THE BLEEP?! Im gonna give stephenie meyer a piece of my mind! Who does she think she is, blah blah blah." Bella took her cell phone out of her purse and called Edward on the phone "Edward-kun, that idiot stephenie meyer wrote a love story, OF US, and made you a vampire!" Bella hung up. Edward felt like he was going to throw up. "US?! EW!" screamed Edward as he put his phone in his purse. "Hmph!" Bella put her hands on her waist, and said "I guess we will have to just ask random girls on the street if they are stephenie meyer. Sorry for wasting your time, alice kins…er chan oops." The sos brigade ran away. Edward said the same exact thing to his team mates, as all of them plus the sos brigade started looking for hours for stephenie meyer. Yuki frowned and put her face in her hands. "You are embaressing me. Something is telling me that stephenie meyer is that drunk man over there. Bella ran to the man and said "Excuse me? Are you Stephanie meyer?" It turns out yuki was playing a trick on bella to embaress her. Yuki was laughing, kyon was crying with embaressment. To yuki's shock, the man said "Oh Stephen moker? Yeh I knim that man. We always used to be eachother and get drunk and pour ice cream on eachother and…and…" Stephanie gave a drunk smile and fell to the floor.

End of episode 2

Bonus: Afterwords

Who knows what happened? Who cares? The plot for this episode is finished.