Jazz became aware someone was standing over him before they fell over

Jazz became aware someone was standing over him before they fell over. He put his visor online and saw that it had been Ratchet who had been standing over him. He sat up and waited for Ratchet to come back online. He needed Ratchet to check on his sparkling. He didn't have to wait long before Ratchet woke up.

"How the slag did you come back?" Ratchet asked reaching for a wrench.

"I'll tell you after you make sure I'm alright," Jazz replied.

Ratchet muttered a few curses before scanning Jazz and freezing. He rescanned a few more times before falling over again in shock. He looked up at Jazz.

"How in pit do you have a sparkling when you haven't been with Prowl for solar cycles?" Ratchet demanded to know as he stood and glared at Jazz.

"Dat I need ta explain ta Prime," Jazz replied as swung his legs around.

"Actually you'll be explaining it to everyone," Ratchet growled as he told everyone to meet him in the rec. room right away.

Five minutes later…

"Ratchet, why are we all here?" Optimus Prime asked looking around at his very small team as well as their human allies.

"You can come in now," Ratchet called over his shoulder and the doors slid open.

There stood the second-in-command Autobot known as Jazz. Mouths dropped open in shock because he was meant to be deactivated. Since he had been ripped in half by Megatron. More shocking was that he looked as if it had never happened and he had just come off the construction line.

"How?" Will Lennox stuttered.

"What?" Mikala Banes asked.

"When?" Bumblebee asked.

"I can only answer one of those questions. He re-awoke just a few Earth minutes ago. He won't tell me how and why though…" Ratchet replied.

"Also I'm carryin' a Sparklin'," Jazz added folding his arms as he leant against a wall.

Everyone looked at him as if he was stupid as they were in shock. It was Ironhide who broke the silence.

"How are ya carryin' a Sparklin' if Prowl ain't here?" Ironhide asked folding his arms.

"Now dat's an interestin' question 'Hide 'cause it ain't no ordinary sparklin'," Jazz said smiling mysteriously as if he knew something.

"I want you to be back in the Med. Bay right after this," Ratchet warned.

"Yes Ratch," Jazz replied nodding and unfolding his arms.

"Are you going to answer 'Hides question?" Will piped up.

"Nope. Not till me sparkling's born," Jazz replied before walking out of the room.

"Did he?" Mikala stuttered.

"Yep, he just dissed us," Will said nodding.