* I do now own anything in this chapter just my idea.*
One day Paul decided to go to a restaurant and eat a burger. The idiot went into one of those shady looking Chinese restraints and ordered the house special. Unfortunately for the poor douche it was a plate of fugu with a side of wasabi. Again just by dumb luck the fugu was prepared by an untrained chef and poor Paul got blood poisoning and died at the table. When the waiter heard the asshole's head hit the plate he rushed out to see the poor unfortunate douche's head on the table with blood coming out of his mouth. There was no burial, as the cops might get involved. So they just took the body and heaved it into the dumpster where the flies could feast on his body. He was not missed.
* Funny huh? R&R please. Feel free to give me ideas for a chapter. *
